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Fanfic: Absolut Vegeta (Talkshow) Teil 3
Chapter: Absolut Vegeta (talk show) part 3
VEGETA: Um ....... how did you come to DBZ ???
--- No answer from Bulma ---
BULMA: * fingernail painting * Um ... did you say anything ???
VEGETA: No ....... * boiling up to anger * ... nothing at all !!!
BULMA: Oh ... then it's good !!! * Take out powder box *
VEGETA: * stands-up-and-grins-at-the-audience * So, someone here doesn't take the show seriously .... * looks-quite-inconspicuously-at-Bulma *, that's why we come to the next guest. Here again a word from the sponsor:
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VEGETA: Oops, I forgot, we don't have a sponsor ...
AUDIENCE: * throw-lazy-tomatoes * Incapable pack !!!!!!
VEGETA: * looks-in-disbelief-in-the-audience * Then we say hello to the next guest ........ oh no ... that was not ...... oh holy Dende ..... ..... oh shit ........
DIRECTOR: Hello ??? Are you still alive???? Say the guest at last !!!!
VEGETA: Blah blah blah ....... shut up !!!! I salute, to my regret, Kakarott's brood ...
--- Gohan appears with the school books in his arms and waves to the audience like stupid ---
SON-GOHAN: ﺾﻁﺺﺷﺳ !!!!
AUDIENCE + DIRECTOR + VEGETA AND CO ..: Huh ?????????
SON-GOHAN: Didn't you understand ??? I said ﺾﻁﺺﺷﺳ !!!
Many clerks, please!