To be honest, I think that this time I outdid myself in my stupidity. But read for yourself ...










Still in the middle of the desert, but in a ruin.


Sally: Here we are again! Nothing has changed in our situation, Vegeta is knocked out. , Son Goku has lost 95% of his intelligence (not that that makes a difference to before) and Son Gohan and Piccolo are trying to keep him from tearing his clothes off.


Gohan: Dad! Keep your pants on!


Sally: Sometimes I hate my job ...


A creepy voice: You have to try to restore his original intelligence.


Sally: Why?


A creepy voice: So that you can continue your search.


Cameraman: Continue? Where?


Sally: A few more gags like that and you will wish to be in Holland again!


Camera operator: ?


Sally: And you, you creepy voice, do you have a name?The author is always annoyed to have to write "An uncanny voice".


A creepy voice: Pip.


Son Gohan: ...


Piccolo: ...


Sally: ...


Cameraman: His name is like my brother-in-law ...


Son Goku: Mom !! * lets go of Piccolo's leg and clings to the cameraman *


Camera operator: ...


Gohan: Can we finally try to cure dad?


Sally: How?


Gohan: I don't know.


Vegeta: * resurrected * Leave that to me!


Son Gohan:?


Vegeta: * blows Goku in *


Son Goku: I swear, Miss, by the holy moon that lines the tops of these trees in silver ...


Vegeta: Oh, don't swear by the moon, the changeable one who keeps changing its disc so that your loved one may not be changeable!


Son Goku: What should I swear by?


Sally: In a moment I swear something to you: if you don't stop quoting Romeo and Juliet immediately, something will happen!

Piccolo: Sayajin who philosophize about the moon ...


Vegeta: * threatening * What happens then?


Sally: * intimidated * uh ... then you get a contract !!


Son Goku: Man's existence is paradoxical: he lives to die at some point.


Sally: No, no, a paradox is a Goethe monument that shimmers through the trees.


Son Gohan: ...


Vegeta: I should hit him again. And while I'm at it ...


Pip: Hello?


Sally: I want to keep looking!


Cameraman: Why actually?


Sally: I don't know. Maybe it's an interesting story.


Son Goku: * normal again * hungry!


Gohan: I'll never go out with them to look for anything ...


Chichi: Then stay with me and do your homework!


Son Gohan: I don't even go to school anymore!


Sally: Where did she come from now ...?


Bulma: * flies across the picture on an air mattress *


Piccolo: ...


Sally: They're all crazy ...

Vegeta: Yes: insanely strong, insanely beautiful, insanely great ...


Bulma: Megalomaniacs ...


Sally: Seriously: are we looking further?


Piccolo: Is it still worth it?


Cameraman: Can't we talk about it over a cup of coffee?


Sally: I suspect something terrible.


Son Goku: * races to the tanker, opens the hatch and jumps in *


Piccolo: I hope for him that he can swim.


Vegeta: * races after *


Cameraman: Suddenly I don't want any more coffee ...


Bulma: Am I wrong or is the story going very slowly?


Sally: ... it's not my fault ...


Pip: Hello? Stop stealing my time! Please keep searching!


Son Goku: * drank half the car empty * I'm soooooo ...


Son Gohan: We know!


Vegeta: * the other half drank * There is no furniture here ...


Bulma: ...


Piccolo: May I ask a question in the room?

Gohan: Which room ...? This is a hall ...


Piccolo: So what? So, what do you get when you cross Vegeta with a pig?


Gohan: a tofu pig?


Son Goku: Hungry!


Chichi: Diet!


Bulma: Just watch what you say ...


Piccolo: Nothing! There are things that even pigs are disgusted with!


Bulma: * hits Piccolo on the mouth *


Sally: I now ask one last time: are we looking further?


Piccolo: * spits two teeth on the floor * Go ahead, let's go, so annoying, keep shooting.


The group moves into the adjoining room.


Pip: Please wait a moment.


Son Goku: Wait again?


Cameraman: I'll tell you about my last visit to the doctor ...


Sally: Please. Anyway, I decided to throw myself off the next cliff as soon as we found this damn locus ...


Piccolo: Is that a promise?


Cameraman: All right. My doctor is a really hot sweeper.

Chichi: So a hot doc.


Son Goku: Hun ...


Chichi: Don't you dare!


Sally: Is that it?


Cameraman: Should I keep telling you?


Piccolo: NO !!!


Son Gohan: Let's get to the really important questions in life: Bread falls on the butter side. Cats land on their feet: but what happens if you smear a cat's back with butter?


Son Goku: ...


Kuririn: If I knew what grass tasted like, I would eat it.


Vegeta: This incredibly intelligent saying can only come from one person ...


Kuririn: Where are you all from all of a sudden?


Bulma: If you ask like this: We come from outside the forest ...


Piccolo: Have mercy ...


Trunks: Bulmama!


Sally: Let's get it over with. There are too many people here for my taste ...


Pip: Congratulations! You made it to the finals! Make up your mind: will you choose gate 1, gate 2 or gate number 3?

* annoying music in the background *


Sally: I'm staying out of it.


Piccolo: I don't dare ...


Vegeta: Gate 2 !!!


Pip: And again: Congratulations! You have won the Golden Lokus! Behind gate 1 there would have been an annual supply of cat food of the best brand, behind gate 3 there would have been an annual supply of toilet paper!


Gohan: Or for dad: the longest napkin in the world.


* Gate 2 opens slowly *


Bulma: That.


Chichi: Is.


Sally: Easy.


Piccolo: Only.


Kuririn: Disgusting.


Cameraman: Then it's probably my brother in law.


Sally: You could have told us earlier that your brother-in-law works in a sewage treatment plant ...


Cinematographer: I couldn't have guessed that the Golden Lokus is over one of these basins.


Gohan: Or that the golden color comes from the reflections ...


Bulma: I'm getting sick ...


Piccolo: Are you keeping your promise now?

Sally: Guaranteed not here !!!


Son Goku: We forgot something ...


Vegeta: But what ...?




Meanwhile, far away, on an ice floe.


Yamcha: Damn it! I must have lost my way! Oh oh, now I should look for the locus quickly; before it's too late ... * pained face *




Sally: I guess that's it. I am retiring. Or I ask for a hazard pay. Should they look for another stupid one.


* Cell phone rings *


Sally: Yeah? How? According to me. Bulma! Don't you want to take over the show?


Bulma: Hm. Why not. But I will redesign it!


Sally: No problem. Free at last!!!!!!!! And goodbye!!!!!










I'm sorry it took so long this time. I have just changed schools and am under a bit of stress because of that. In addition, I am currently sick. Yes, more than usual! This works out! ^^


I do not know when I will continue to write.Maybe in the free hours. See you! ^^


You know what you can do with comments etc.