INSPECTOR VEGETA


(Second part of: Destin!)


15:03


When I entered the bathroom, a light greenish sheen flickered over the tiles. A large closet gave the ancient room a great step into the future. The fairy lights everywhere reminded you of a game that had been raised the evening before last. A mirror with red light, a Jura palm adorned it, was framed with a strange black stone. The bathtub was a large blue, circular-shaped tub. I shook my head, wondering about the faucet that was dripping at short intervals. It wasn't water but blood, warm blood. "Damn!" I yelled angrily at myself. "Seal the pipes and examine the sewers, I'll take a look around here!" I said calmly to myself and my comrades, who had just arrived.


Exhausted, I closed the heavy wooden door of the house and jumped down the three-step staircase.The earth shook when I came up: "I would have to take something off again." I decided without shouting it out loud through the world. Below me were slabs of stone that had now splintered upon my impact. I was puzzled - I was only in the gym yesterday. Then an idea occurred to me. I fought in the bushes and a little later stood behind the house in front of the first balcony. I climbed a tree that was right next to the balustrade. The bark of the tree was hard and warm. Countless ants crawled over me, but nothing could stop me from solving a case. From here I could see exactly into the couple's bedroom, which had tossed hotly in bed until a dark man had come, murdered the two and then attacked them. At least that was my theory. I smiled, took my gun from my belt, aimed it at the bedroom window, and fired. I watched overjoyed as it shattered. I loaded the pistol, aimed, and fired for about six hours without stopping.

The shots had long since woken up the neighbors who had just taken a nap, I had woken up a kindergarten, it will be expensive.




18:47


In cold blood, I licked my jam sandwich that I had just stolen. I had snatched it from an old, trembling beggar and was happy about my too well-nourished body and the emaciated body of the beggar. I grinned maliciously when the beggar stopped moving. Suddenly I had to spit because I had just been stung in the neck by a hornet, a wasp, a bee, a mosquito and a fly. In addition, a tick sat on my hand and bit hard. I peel the soul out of my throat: "I'm hungry!"




18:59


I woke up in the hospital with a broken leg and a minor head injury. A hot question burned my forehead, why had I broken my leg? Then I got enlightenment, that with the wasps was just a dream, I must have fallen from the tree.

The nurse laughed up her sleeve, she knew that the story with the wasps had really happened, only when we got to the hospital, through the ambulance, there was a car accident. The patient was thrown unconscious out of the window.




20:00


I lay starved in bed and tortured myself to death. Suddenly the bed started rolling, rolled out into the hallway and into a courtroom. "I'm hungry!" I exclaimed desperately and scratched my neck. Then my eyes went black.




0:00


Woke up, everything was just a dream, when I came out of the bathroom of the shot family, tired as I was, I sat on a red velvet sofa and fell asleep. I regretted not having proposed marriage to the nurse, but I still had my colleagues in the bathroom, unfortunately they were all men. But why not try something else, well, it doesn't matter.I had to go to the bathroom urgently. It had to come from the many sundaes of ice cream I'd eaten the night before. Which, by the way, only now occurs to me, hadn't tasted at all. I looked down at myself. A red stain stuck to my shirt and cords were taut around me, like on a construction site.




2:01


I had not yet freed myself from the ligaments because either I didn't feel like it because I was lying so nicely or I couldn't. Only now did I notice that I had pissed my pants. I didn't know why, but somehow I was hungry for ice cream. That was probably because the ice cream man had just passed by with his tinkling bell. I looked at the indicator light on my watch, 2:02. Normally no ice cream man drove around at this time. It could of course also be that someone had ordered an ice cream for breakfast on the night shift, but that would start at midnight.



3:00


Finally I had freed myself and already saw myself as a night watchman who crept through the corridors. When I got to the east wing of the house, I discovered a man in a black suit fumbling at the safe: "What are you doing there, sir?" I asked astonished. "I lay pipes .... uh what? You again, I had shot and tied you 3 hours ago! Oh, by the way, Reinhold Messner, my name, I'm a pipe layer, I live in Heustreu!" "Yes, that's it a surprise, Mr. Messner, I've heard so much about you! "" I only hope for the best, right? "" Not really, but I wanted to give you the key to the safe, oh and when you are finished and gone please come back soon! "I loved this job.




3:24


I sat on a hard leather chair with soft upholstery in the police station. On the table were red roses with a note on them that said, "What you can get today, postpone it until tomorrow!"I found a strange word game. Next to me sat the nice young man who wanted to crack the safe. He smiled at me:" The fact that you told me earlier that you are gay and that you cracked the safe is really dear to my heart went! "I looked around at him, astonished. His face was powder red, an attached mustache, obscured the view in his yellow contact lenses.


A black policeman entered the room. He had raised a fake mustache too. He looked at Reinhold Messner: “Unfortunately, I don't know you, there is nothing in my file about a mustache and yellow eyes, but I do know you!” He pointed to me: “Black mask, we have it all over here!” Mr. Messner gave me a mirror. Only now did I realize that I was wearing a black mask. "Unfortunately we can't arrest you today because my boss is sick, so get out of here. Oh the money you stole, you can take it with you, it just bothers you here!"But I am the culprit, I can take the money with me!" Suddenly shouted Mr. Messner. The policeman, as always fair, reared up in front of him and roared: "You can lie as you wish, but the money belongs to the thief who stole it! This is the law! Or maybe not ...... In any case, get out of here, we will have lunch break soon! "


With a pointed pike, I jumped out the window.




3:45


When I rolled out of the pieces I looked at my Rolex, it was 3:46. Lunch break so late? With the best will in the world, that couldn't be true! On the next corner there was a freshly painted bench on which a beggar was lying. When I stood next to him, he grinned crazy at me: "Hey, hey, hey, .....!" I got angry because he was still grinning. Now it fell to me, I just turned the bench over and sat down on the overturned bench that was now on the beggar.




6:00


Just in time for the first ray of sunshine I got up, took off my jacket and shoes and jumped into a large river, where I drowned miserably.

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"Man, that was a dream!" I howled and put on my jacket and shoes. Then I jumped onto the asphalt road. The beggar was lying under the bench in a huge pool of blood. "What can such a mean do!" I sighed. People are a little different in the morning than they are in the evening. With renewed courage, I hopped down the street, laughing out loud. All the people who saw me just shook their heads, a particularly old man with a thick beard and a red coat came flying over on a reindeer sleigh and tried to hit me with his bottle of knowledge.




7:00


A little later I had an idea, how about if I went to the bank now and let's say 1,000,000,000,000. Would let go with 000.75 euros. "Really good idea!", Said a beggar who had his arm around me. "Hey, guys, this one has a really good idea! ...... Do you want to know which one? ....... ...So, what's on? "Yes!" Shouted all the people on the street at the beggar. "He wants, he wants, he wants ... a ... bank ... rob ..." He couldn't finish his sentence, because I threw him to the ground with a karate grip. "I, nobody, will rob a bank today, so remember, I'm nobody! "Suddenly a torrent of speech went through the crowd:" Nobody wants to rob the bank, we have to report that to the police! "Shortly afterwards everyone ran into the nearest police station.


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"Nobody wants to rob the bank!" shouted a souped-up dental assistant in the cop's face. "I'm sorry, I can't help you there, firstly, my boss is sick and when he is sick, unfortunately I can't do anything and secondly, nobody, isn't that the guy from the movie and book, Odysseus?"




7:30


I was now in a phone booth in the middle of the market square in front of the coffee "Supa Romana".I was about to call my mother, and I don't know why, when the phone rang. I picked up the receiver carefully. “Hello?” “Here is Heiner, I've been watching you for hours, we absolutely have to meet, all the whole group from the high school!” “Why?” “I'll tell you in an hour before the coffee you're standing next to ! "




8:30


"So you remember what happened thirty years ago?" Heiner began, "The man in black who dislocated Mr. Rösch's arm and whom we found it difficult to defeat?" "Yes!" "And you also know that Mr. Fell was!" "Yes!" "Good "Well, the bad news is that his body has been found! Mr. Rösch is suspected! But unfortunately he's already dead! So only we are possible!" "That's right!" "So we have to go back to our old motto If you know what, you will be shot! (In the past this meant the teachers, but today it is