EXCLUSIVE - Mexican food


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Tadaaa ...! Here comes the latest news! The bar is open! It is cooked! Mexican. You can rely on Cell ... at least if he can annoy his enemies ... that is, Goku and Co. with it. Another reason for Cell to be a spy. (Unfortunately there were also seven reasons against it ... At first. But that was done ... - Note from ZenzuBean)


OK. Then let's go ... Here are a few scenes from our friends' first day at work ...












11:00 a.m. - The restaurant opens


11:57 am - The first guest arrives




Gohan: Welcome! How many people?


Guest: One ...


Gohan: Please ... this way.


Guest: Thank you.


Gohan: If I could give you the menu ...


Guest: Very kind of you ...


Gohan: ... the waitress will take your order right away.

Piccolo: What do you want?


Guest: I would like ... * screeching * ... A GREEN MONSTER! HELP!




12:04 p.m. - The guest quickly leaves the restaurant




Piccolo: Hmph! I had tried so hard to be friendly ...


Gohan: Well ... I can't even blame him ...


Piccolo: ...? Oh yes?


Gohan: He's definitely never seen a Namek before. And if so ... then ...


Piccolo: Yeah, yeah ... I already know ... what about devil ... * grumble * And what do you propose now?


Gohan: Hmm ... I think I have an idea ...




12:35 p.m. - A sign is placed on the restaurant with the inscription: "Only Mexican restaurant with a green waiter! The sensation!"




Piccolo: Thank you, Gohan ... * if Looks Could Kill *




12:36 pm - A couple enters the bar




He: We would like a table for two ...


Gohan: There would be a very nice table by the window ...

You: No. The abundance of sun harms my noble paleness!


Gohan: Or maybe near the door ...


He: No. It pulls so ...


Gohan: Maybe over there ...


He: It's too close to the kitchen, that's where we get all the fumes!


Gohan: * despair * Maybe the table in the middle of the room?


You: Oh no ... I don't like the tablecloth ... has so many folds ...


Gohan: ... * howl *


Vegeta: Hey you two ... SEAT! Hurry up!


He: Y ... yes ... scho ... all right ... we're already sitting ...


You: do nothing to us!


Vegeta: Well ... go!




12:46 p.m. - About 20 to 30 people swarm into the restaurant




Vegeta: Oh shh ... where are they all from ?!


Gohan: Probably from the office building across the street ... lunch break ...


Tenshinhan: Well ... then the ruble will roll yeah! The faster we earn a lot, the faster our women are satisfied ...

Kuririn: The kitchen staff are fit!


Tenshinhan: Exactly! Ready to go!


Gohan: Piccolo ... Vegeta ... spread out and take orders!


Piccolo: And what do YOU ​​do if I may ask ?!


Gohan: Look for papa ... the pantry is not lockable, and ...


Piccolo: Good, approved!




12:54 p.m. - Vegeta and Piccolo take countless orders


1:12 p.m. - Chaos in the kitchen




Tenshinhan: Hey ... Kuririn ... we urgently need more beans! And chilli ... and ...


Kuririn: Slowly! I am strong enough to carry several sacks of beans at the same time ...


Tenshinhan: But ?!


Kuririn: ... the kitchen is too small!


Tenshinhan: Yeah, yeah .. don't mouth it, do it!


Goku: Hello you two!


Kuririn: oh, here you are! Gohan is looking for you everywhere ...


Goku: Hey ... those little red things look delicious ... let's try ...


Tenshinhan: NEIIIIIIIII ...

Kuririn: ... IIIIIIIIN !!! These are extra hot chilli ... Too late.


Goku: Uahhhhh ... Sharp! Sharp! Sharp! Wha! Water water...


Piccolo: What's that shouting?


Kuririn: Son Goku has just discovered the perfect anti-theft device for food ... * grin *




2:02 p.m. - The last guest leaves the restaurant


2:30 p.m. - start of the lunch break for the staff




Tenshinhan: Phew ... I'm done ... 67 servings of chilli and 44 rice with broad beans ... in just one hour ...


Kuririn: Don't forget the 23 cactus special menus ... * puff *


Piccolo: Well ... guess who dragged all that stuff out ?!


Kuririn: You and Vegeta ...


Piccolo: No! I all alone! The prince was too fine for that!


Vegeta: Don't risk a fat lip here ... or you'll really have one!


Gohan: Piccolo is right ... you didn't serve ONCE!


Vegeta: I'm a prince and ... what is this supposed to be, pickle ?!(Piccolo makes an organ grinder ... - Note from ZenzuBean)


Piccolo: Nothing, nothing ...


Gohan: * grin *


Vegeta: If anyone here was really lazy ... Hey, Kakarott! What did you actually do Besides eating away ingredients ?!


Goku: ...?


Tenshinhan: Well, good question ...


Kuririn: I know what he can do!


Goku: ...?


Kuririn: Well ... we don't have anyone yet who cleans!


Tenshinhan: Exactly! We had completely forgotten that!


Kuririn: So ... then it's a done deal! Goku will be our cleaning man!


Goku: Can I clean the pantry too?


All: NO!




4:30 p.m. - end of the lunch break


4:45 p.m. - A man enters the bar




Man: Hello ... do you pack the food to take away?


Gohan: Well ... why not? Sure, we do!


Man: Well ... well ... I'd like to have ... a bowl of rice!


Gohan: What else?


Man: Nothing ...

Gohan: I'll be right back ...




4:46 p.m. - The man is getting impatient


4:50 p.m. - Gohan comes with the rice




Gohan: Here your rice ...


Man: Thanks, but I've changed my mind! I'd rather go have a pizza ...


Gohan: Hold me back ... hold me back, otherwise ... * growl *


Piccolo: Take it easy ... * gulp * Don't get mad, Gohan! Gohan ...! Let go!


Gohan: Grrrrrrrrrrr ...!


Piccolo: Goku ... Vegeta ... ouch ... Help !!!


Goku: Take it easy, son!


Gohan: But that idiot ...


Goku: Maybe so ... but does that mean you have to pull your arm out to Piccolo ?!


Gohan: Oh ... Sorry!


Piccolo: * grumble * Alright ... * crunch * snake arm technique ... * grumble * otherwise torn out ...




5:56 p.m. - The evening business begins


6:02 p.m. - Almost all tables are occupied


7:12 p.m. - All tables are still occupied


7.45 p.m. - Tenshinhan and Kuririn run out of breath



Gohan: Oh man ... the two are done. I just sent them home, they were already sleeping standing up ...


Piccolo: What do we do now?


Gohan: I would suggest that those who have the least to do ...


Piccolo: Or do ...


Gohan: ... cook ... and the two of us, we will serve ...


Goku: Did you hear Vegeta? We can both cook! It’s sure to be a lot of fun ...


Vegeta: * dark thoughts * only about my corpse!


Piccolo: You can have ... Really. I am happy to help you!


Vegeta: Just dare!


Gohan: Come on, off to the kitchen, you two ...




7:48 pm - Vegeta and Goku enter the kitchen


7:52 p.m. - Vegeta gets violent


7:53 p.m. - Goku hits Vegeta a pot on the pear (pure glee! - Note from Cell)




Piccolo: Tell me ... WHAT the hell are you two doing here ?! You're supposed to cook, damn it, and not fool around !!!

Goku: Yeah, yeah ... okay ...


Gohan: Piccolo ... are you coming? We have work!


Piccolo: Yes, yes ... What did I get into ?!




7:58 p.m. - Piccolo leaves the kitchen




Goku: Hey Vegeta ... I have an idea!


Vegeta: Oh god ... issue a disaster warning!


Goku: I thought you didn't like Dende?


Vegeta: Shut up!


Goku: But my idea is really top class!


Vegeta: One more reason to issue a disaster warning!


Goku: Oh come on Vegeta!


Vegeta: Come on ... maybe then at least I'll have something to laugh about ...


Goku: Look ... we'll just take a bigger saucepan and turn the stove on hot! So we can cook faster and more!


Vegeta: Then there's something left for us too ... hm ... good!




8:13 p.m. - The pressure in the two's huge pressure cooker increases dangerously


8:15 p.m. - The pot is about to explode

8:17 pm - BOOOOOM !!!


8:18 p.m. - The pot IS exploded




Gohan: What the hell is going on here ?!


Piccolo: Did someone call me here? Oh you sh ... Goku! Vegeta!


Goku: Ha ... Hi guys ... do you want to ... join in?


Vegeta: I should have known ... I should have known ... I should have known ...


Piccolo: Great! It is well known that you attract two disasters ... but do you have to blow up the kitchen ?!


Gohan: I think ... it will be best if we close the shop for today ...


Piccolo: And it would be best if we let him in too!


Gohan: Hey ... that was our first day! But everything went just fine!


Piccolo: You think so ?!


Goku: So ... if it comforts you ...


Gohan: What?


Piccolo: What is it?


Vegeta: Now what ?!


Goku: The chilli tastes great!


Everyone: Oh man, Goku ... !!!




9:00 p.m. - The restaurant will be closed











Well, our friends had an eventful day there. Let's take stock ...


One was offended (Piccolo)


Two are completely KO (Kuririn + Tenshinhan)


One had a