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"WAAAAAS !?" Chichi shrieked in horror.


"Oh no! Papa!" swallowed Gohan.


"Uh-you mean, really ..."


"Exactly!" Bulma nodded seriously.


"The mail really went off!" Vegeta growled.




Chichi gave a startled cry and spun around.


"Son-Goku! Say that is not true! She wants to be kidding us!"


Her husband swallowed, then said, "I'm sorry. It's true!"


Again she uttered a horrified scream, and Goten began to cry in fear. Fortunately, Mrs. Briefs came at the right moment.


"It is probably better if I take the little one. Trunks will surely be happy to meet him." she fluted, took his little brother from Gohan and talked to him reassuringly.Then she left the living room with the baby.




"How could you do such a thing to me! I am your wife and you are cheating on me with someone who is not even a real woman!" she ruled at him.


"We owe it all to you, Chichi! And to top it off, your fine husband gave me two little surprises! True to the motto: Two hits the first time!" said Vegeta demonstratively put a hand on her stomach.


Chichi turned pale! Her face twisted into a horrified grimace! Then she clenched her fists and her renewed outcry made the whole house tremble!


"Loyal as gold, huh?" Bulma observed scornfully. "Even someone like Goku gets weak! The next time you want something this crazy, think twice!"


"This is too much!" she breathed, then passed out.


"I think I'll get down to it!" Goku swallowed and staggered to the sofa.He needed something to hold on to, the whole room seemed to revolve around him. He would have loved to sink into the ground in shame! His son had put his hands in front of his face and mumbled, shaking his head: "Papa, papa, papa .... why did you do that! Mama will never forgive you!"


You and your wife really did a great job! Vegeta growled.


"Since ... how long have you known?" croaked Goku.


"Only since yesterday! I was blown away and then in the hospital they found out! I'm already in my second month! So it's not a late April Fool's joke!"


"No ... no .... that mustn't be true! At Dende! What have I done?"


"You took advantage of the heat of our fight and seduced me!" Vegeta yelled angrily. "And now we have the presents!"


"I didn't want it to come to that!-Please forgive me! Bulma, it ... I'm sorry, I betrayed your trust! "




Vegeta grabbed Goku by the arm and dragged him into an adjoining room. There he got the second slap of the day!


"Well done! How do I stand there now? You really did something for yourself, you asshole! If I could, I would kill you!" she hissed.


"Damn it! What should I do now?"


"You should have controlled yourself, Kakarott! But instead you met me at least three times that night-"


"Stop it! I don't want any details! I've had nightmares since then because I didn't dare tell my wife!"


"But now the cat is out of the bag! What do you think she will do now? I hope she'll turn your neck!"


"All I can do now is beg your forgiveness, Vegeta, that's all. And we have to come up with a solution to this problem."


"Then think about it!" Vegeta growled and stomped back into the living room.Goku staggered after her. He felt like he had drunk too much alcohol. He had never been drunk before ...




Suddenly Goku heard a voice in his head.


"Goku! Bulma! And everyone else in this room! Listen to me! I now know the reason why this happened!"


"Waas ..." groaned Chichi, who just came to.


"Master Kaio!" Goku shouted loudly.


"It was natural processes that led to your union with Vegeta! I was traveling a bit in the afterlife and found out more about it! Female sayajin are only ready for conception twice a year at the same times for about three weeks! And You must have caught one of these times! Well, now it's springtime for you ... I'm not at all surprised. In any case, the female body then creates a kind of beguiling attractant that makes her irresistible for your partner! when she is in a fighting mood! "

"Does that mean, for example, that a Sayajin couple first fight each other before they ..." remarked Bulma.


"Exactly. That is why the female and male warriors on Vegeta at these times before their missions received a special injection that suppressed this process! But since the transformed Vegeta did not receive this treatment, your attractant did not fail to work! These attractants leave you forget everything!"


"It's like the attractants of some insects! They are called feromones!" explained Gohan. "I read that in my biology book."


"Exactly, my boy! Both of them couldn't help it! Once you've been exposed to this attractant long enough, there's no going back!" explained Master Kaio.


"Oh, that's why you always sniffed my hair!" growled Vegeta. "Wait a minute! Should I be to blame for it all now?"


"Master Kaio didn't say that! Neither of us was told what Sayajin is like with us!- That scent was like a drug to me! "


"Vegeta! Did you feel any different than usual during this time?" Master Kaio asked further.


"Different ... yes, I was always pretty hot and I sweated more than usual ... and I was very restless, but only because I really wanted my revenge ... that took about three weeks, then it was it's gone again ..... oh ... no ... "


"There it is! The female Sayajin told me about these states of restlessness and hot flashes too! And the injection also suppressed these symptoms, it was practically a form of contraception!"


"Shit! We really could have needed that! Thank you, at least now, for enlightening us, Master Kaio! Better to be late than never! I thought I was responsible for that alone!" Goku sighed in relief.


"Well, how should I know that one of you two would undergo a sex reassignment at some point!"


"But I still don't feel any better!One can only say: it went stupid! "


"Stupid!" Vegeta growled. "So that was it! Shit! I really chose the stupidest time for my revenge! That's what I got again! But why always me !?"


In anger, she punched her fist against the wall, which got a hole.


"Don't blame yourself alone, Vegeta! - Since I saw her in her new form, an invisible force has drawn me to her again and again! If she hadn't come because of your revenge, sooner or later I would have secretly gone to her and the same thing would have happened! Broly could even feel it over light years away! It is attractive like a magnet to us male Sayajin! "


"Because she is now the only woman of your kind! And you know the reactions of the" strong sex "to pretty girls!" noted Bulma.


"Pah! Pretty girl! Grrmm ..." Vegeta growled.


"Well, Chichi, you scored an own goal with this wish!You didn't expect that your husband would be unfaithful! "


Chichi bowed her head in shame. Only now did she realize what had triggered her act of revenge!


"You are right! But how should it go on now?" she noticed. "Does Vegeta want to keep the babies? There is also the possibility of an abortion!"


"Chichi, you can't be serious!" shouted Bulma indignantly.


"Exactly! You can't ask that of her! And neither of me!" called Goku.


"But if she wants it, I don't mind!" said Chichi. "And the way I know Vegeta ... those and children! Hah, you know what she - uh - I mean ER said back then! She's way too hard-hearted to even bother to bear the babies and She is not capable of developing anything like feelings of motherhood! Vegeta certainly wants to get rid of the unborn babies as soon as possible, especially since they are from you, Son-Goku! "



"No, I will not do that!" Vegeta called in a firm voice.


"How was it?" asked Bulma in astonishment.


"I've killed so many living things in my past! Among them were children ... big and small ..."


The sayajin clenched her fists, fell to her knees, and bowed her head. She clearly remembered your last young victims, a group of little Namekians. On the way to immortality you (Him) had used every means.


He did it then. On Namek.


Just because.


In cold blood.


With no sense of remorse or pity.


With that evil grin on his face.


"Do you know how it feels to remember all these atrocities now in my condition?"


Everyone present could see that Vegeta suffered from the memories of your (his) earlier actions and probably regretted them too.


"And you seriously believe that I will put these innocent children's lives on my list too?No way!!"


Chichi was surprised by these words and Vegeta's behavior.


"You ... you want to keep her and bear her? And give birth? I wouldn't have thought that of you! You are probably not as heartless as I thought!"


"It will be the last two pure-blooded Sayajins. That would be a shame. Even if the father is only a lower class warrior. They will be children of the two strongest warriors in the universe! In five months it will be time!"


"Five months? But I thought ..."


"With Sayajins, pregnancy only lasts seven months. Broly told me when he was doing something similar to me!"


"That's why Gohan and Goten always came a month early! -Well, it seems to me, my wish has brought a little something ... I promise you that I will take care of the little ones too, if once they are in the world. Their birth will bind our two families together. "

Goku breathed a sigh of relief. Apparently Chichi had wrested a positive side from the whole tragedy.


"Vegeta! Have you thought about that too?" asked Bulma.


"I have that."


"It means a lot of responsibility to become a mother. That means you can't just put your