So, hello first. The title may not quite fit, but it struck me as a good "reader catcher". Highhead is a promotional story, so some things are going to seem a bit crazy at the beginning (not just at the beginning ...)


So, this story is pretty weird (not only that the preface is longer than the whole story) since Goku seems pretty gay to the reader. Well, that can be explained by the fact that Son-Goku (as a human) flew to the letters with his granddaughter Pan and played with her in Bulma's laboratory. Unfortunately, it was at this point that Bulma was developing a bug spray with harsh side effects. In the end, Pan and Goku are now walking around as dogs (WUFF!). Through the transformation, the feelings of the two were completely reversed, so that Kakarott (= Son-Goku's dog shape) now adores Vegeta and hates his wife. Yeah, I know, if he had to change his feelings he would have to love Chichi, but it fits better that way (* g *, Vegeta, the poor guy ...).Well, highhead is set in the time when Goku was already turning into Kakarott and Bulma was just discovering the antidote.


One last note: in the course of the story, most of the characters mutate into potheads and the antidote becomes more and more of a minor matter. Highhead actually has little to do with the actual story, but the authors of this nonsense really wanted to bring their rubbish to bear here (both authors = professional neurotics³)




~ ... ~ = Thought


* ... * = actions / actions


(...) = Author's comment




One more thing: Please read dialogues verbatim, because there what is spoken is written as it is pronounced by the people (what a sentence ...)






Highhead




Bulma: * screech * I got it !!!


Vegeta: What do you have? * annoyed *


Bulma: I HAAAABS !!!


Stranger: WAAS ?! You finally found my drugs again? Bring it on! I still have to deliver to a customer!

Bulma: * suspiciously * Is the customer living here ?!


Vegeta: * whistle away from it *


Bulma: Piccolo ?! Come here. Did you order this package? * threateningguck *


Piccolo: Nope, you know that my yamaha bell doesn't like that! I only smoke joints * pull hard * Aah ... * satisfied, look *


Bulma: Why are you two together? * amazed *


Piccolo: * totally intoxicated * Because I got high, because I got highigh, dadadadadada ...


Bulma: Ah, I see ... To get back to the real topic ... VEGETA ?!


Vegeta: * flinch * Since you were pregnant with Trunks, I left it! I swear!


Bulma: Trunhunks? (no spelling mistake, but a "tender" call)


Silence.


Bulma: * roar * TRUNKS COME HERE IMMEDIATELY !!!


Trunks: * inwankundfastumkippvorlauterdrugs * huh? * hold on to the door frame *


Vegeta: ~ Well, like father like son, huh ?! ~, * quickly to PiccolosJointdraw *

Piccolo: * be outraged * (Funny, he noticed something else ?!) Hey, this is mine * waver * lahass that * waver * kindly * overturned *


Vegeta: * happy grin * ~ Thank Dende that I can take more than this namekian! ~ * Melody of `cause I got high` cautionary hum *


Bulma: Trunks, did you order this dealer?


Trunks: Ah, hi ~ cool word. Actually the best of all * glucks * ~ Dii * at suspicious parcel sniffing * ta (The dealer's name is actually Dieter, but considering Trunks' condition, we just ignore it ...), unnoticed something * sniff *?


Bulma: Do you know this man Trunks ?!


Trunks: Nope, * schüffel *, have never seen Dita!


Bulma: * finally notices after this long time that Trunk has his head finder in his bag * Trunks, what have you got there? * amazed *


Trunks: That’s just flour! * wankundsnüff *


Bulma: And why are you sniffing at it all the time?


Trunks: * trezherzigguck (that is still possible in his condition?!) * Well somebody has to test whether the flour has not gone bad!

Bulma: * Tears in eyes * Such a dear boy!


Trunks: gel! * 'Sniff again and then tip over *


Bulma: Yes, sleep a little more darling * Look at the clock * Oh my goodness! It's already 8 o'clock! No wonder my little one is tired!


Vegeta: * sichTrunksPäckchenhol * ~ Typical half-Sayajin, can't stand anything! ~, * to Parcel Sniff *, ~ But has a taste! ~




Will Trunks and Piccolo ever wake up from their coma-like sleep? Will Bulma continue to believe Vegeta's excuses? (Vegeta: The old woman swallows everything too, isn't she Kakarott? Pull on here too, then you'll feel better! _Kakarott: Wau !!!!) Will Vegeta now order from Dieter due to this extensive quality control? Or still with Luigi?




Sequel follows!


P.S .: Please be indulgent about the spelling, in a straitjacket you have so little freedom of movement for your arms ...




Comments are very welcome!(If anyone even read this junk ...) Jeys from the shocker team