Translation
Fanfic: Love Chat Teil4
Chapter: Love Chat Part4
Love Chat Part 4 !!!
It seems you like my FF :-))) !!!!
But I'll leave that now and continue here is part four of my FF !!!
(I think this part is shorter than the others!)
Info: - Let's assume Gohan had never met Videl and then they couldn't have married either, right? So my story is about Shonen-ai, love between two men!
And that Bra and Marron are already 14! Both are the same age here, although this is not the case in the real story!
To be able to read the text you should know Dragonball / Z! The Teletubbies! Pinball and don't know yet! But comes later!
Parings: Vegeta / Goku, Trunks / Goten and Piccolo / Gohan
For info here is Goten 16 and Trunks 17 !!!
Vegeta: "Um, I don't think so!" Vadria: "Then I'll tell you quickly about Vegeta's eleventh birthday. So Vegeta had invited Raditz, Nappa and me.He had to invite me because he was also at my party. In any case, Vegeta then suggested playing a few games. The game was called hide the stupidest. Then I asked Vegeta why we should hit him. Then he suggested another game and hit the ugliest one then I said to him but that's you again! As the next game he suggested we play something without hitting, namely car action:
Flashback:
(I could have done that before, but now I'm doing it!)
Age:
Vegeta: 11
Raditz: 16
Vadria: 16
Nappa: 14
Vegeta: "I can start because I chose the game and because ..."
Vadria: "Are you the ugliest and dumbest?"
Vegeta: "Exactly! So car action on Nappa!"
Nappa: "I'll take P!"
Vadria: "How boring!"
Raditz: "Don't let Nappa be boring!"
Vegeta: "OK!To what percentage do you like ... "
Vadria: "Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Shut up I'm doing the job! Um me!"
Vadria: "It's the same!"
Nappa: "Something that comes after one!"
Vadria: "After one comes two you actually know what comes after two?"
Nappa: "Of course not!"
Everyone falls over.
Vadria: "I'll help you OK? So just say one of the numbers from
ten = like little
twenty = like something more
thirty = like more than a little more
forty = like even more
fifty = like even more
sixty = best friend
seventy = all best friend
eighty = a little more than best friend
ninety = slightly in love
hundred = totally crush
So what fits best? "
Nappa: "I say thirty!"
Vegeta: "Tell me, do you hate me?"
Nappa: "Nope! So car action at Vadria!"
Vadria: "Well I don't take K because you're stupid, I don't take P because I'm not boring like you, I don't take action because you're the client, so I'll take truth"
Nappa: "Hm! Does Vegeta keep a diary if so will you give it to me?"
Vadria: "Believe it or not, he has one, but there isn't much interesting in it! Here!"
Vadria gives Nappa Vegeta's diary, who immediately starts reading it.
Vadria: "So now it's finally my turn and revenge is sweet! Car action on Raditz!"
Raditz: "At last! I'll take action!"
Vadria: "Ok. Wait a minute!"
Vadria leaves the room and comes back a few minutes later.
Vadria: "Well, first you take Vegeta off down to her underwear and then you smear him from top to bottom with this stuff!"
Vegeta: "But Vadria I hate honey!"
Vadria: "We can also use toothpaste and sugar water!"
Vegeta: "Uh, that babt even more."
// Are you sure about Vadria? //
// Of course I have something very special to do with him! //
// Oh and what? //
// You will find out soon enough //
Raditz: "Okay, I'll do it!"
Raditz takes off Vegeta except for his boxer shorts.
Nappa: "How cute little bear underwear!"
Then everyone laughs except for Vegeta. Now Raditz smeared Vegeta with lots of honey. This then turned into a five centimeter thick layer of honey.
Raditz: "I'm done!"
Vadria: "Good thing! Vegeta you have to sit here with the honey until I release you! Maybe you will finally become more beautiful!"
Vegeta: "Ha, ha, ha!"
Raditz: "So car action on ...!"
// Hey Raditz take Vegeta! //
//OK//
Raditz: "Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Well, I'll take action because I'm not a pushover!"
// Now what, Vadria? //
// We're going to an anthill in the forest! //
// Ah now I know what you're up to! OK, I'll play with you! //
Raditz: "So we're going into the forest now!"
Vegeta: "The way I look?" * What is he up to? *
Raditz: "Yes, exactly like that!"
Raditz blindfolded Vegeta. And now the four Saiyajins flew to the nearby forest. Once there, Raditz was looking for an anthill. When he found one, it started.
Raditz: "Vadria, I found it!"
Nappa and Vadria went to the anthill with the currently blind Vegeta.
// So what now? //
// very simply you lead him directly onto the pile and tell him to stand on the pile for ten minutes! //
Raditz put Vegeta on the pile and took off his blindfold.
Raditz: "So Vegeta you stay here for exactly ten minutes, if you only go down once or if you float, the time starts all over again!"
Nappa: "What a mean task!"
Vegeta: "Tell me, you didn't make that up yourself!"
Raditz: "Nope, but it's a good job!
Vegeta: "I only owe that to Vadria because without the uh ah shit ah!"
Vadria: "Look at my little brother he suffers!"
The little ants like the honey and so they crawl up Vegeta's legs. The first have already reached his arms.
Nappa: "Hey, Vegeta and does it tickle nicely?"
Vegeta: "Oh you eat my uh tickle these ah beasts ah. Dafüüüüüüüüüür I can then give a Gruuuuuu ah ppen ahh uhh Ahh uhh task Ma ah chen ah uh.
Vadria: "As far as I'm concerned! You made it straight away, only two minutes!"
Raditz: "Now is the time!"
Vegeta: "Will any of you guys help me out of this anthill?"
Nappa: "Gladly why not!"
Vadria: "Are you crazy? The ants will climb on you too!"
Raditz: "Vadria is right!"
Nappa: "Oh! Then don't stop!"
Vegeta: "Natoll now my nice nasty plan is over!"
Vegeta floats out of the pile and shakes himself off to get the ants off, he also manages to get them all off, only a few crawled into his boxer shorts.
Vegeta: "Ah, they are really everywhere, wait a minute I'll be right back!"
So Vegeta disappeared into a bush and also got rid of the last ants.
Vegeta: "I'm back! So and now my task comes to all of us we will go swimming now and in the swimming pool in the castle."
Nappa: "But we don't have any swimwear with us!"
Vegeta: "Yes, and we're going to bathe naked too!"
-STOP-
Are they going to bathe naked or not?
You will only find out if you write me a couple of clerks.
(please * on diekinegehundumkommisbegel *)
Oh yes, and read my other FFs from me and my girlfriend (love with an obstacle is a bit perverse and without shonen-ai but I don't think it's that bad either!)