Hi guys!!!


This is not an FF, but, hmm, a telegram ....


So I'll explain to you now.


My girlfriend and I often write telegrams to each other (at AOL * surreptitious * * g *) and sometimes pretend that she is with Vegeta and I with Piccolo ... Sounds crazy, doesn't it?


Well, that means that she slips into the role of Vegeta and I from Piccolo. I'll give you an example:


ZSTEP09 (my Aol name): S (that's me): I'll say something now ...


P (is Piccolo): says something


Samili1 (that's my girlfriend, Aol name): Sam (that's her): says something


Vegeta (you know who that is, right?): Says what


That's how it works, and we think it's funny.




If you like it or if you have criticism, write to us or email us at: Satzuko @ aol. com (Sam) or ZSTEP09 @ aol. com (am I)








ZSTEP09: hi, well vegeta back there ???


Samili1: yes


ZSTEP09: ui


Samili1: :-)

ZSTEP09: 8-)


Samili1: and what is Picci doing?


ZSTEP09: P: DON'T CALL ME THAT !!! * grumble *


S: here is the answer :-)


Samili1: Sam: eh sorry picci .. I mean Piccolo my friends call you that


Vegeta: Like what who where?


Sam: none of your business darling


ZSTEP09: S: * laughs * but vegeta becomes clairaudient


P: Oh, I'm so crazy


S: SCHNAUZE!


Samili1: Vegeta: at what you cucumber * scream *


Sam: vegie-darling don't scream so yeah?


and stop arguing with piccolo, otherwise ...


I'm mad at you anyway because of the GOKU thing


Vegie: eh ..... well


ZSTEP09: P: YOU CAN PAINT ME YOU POISONO! WANT TO KNOW WHAT


SON-GOKU RIDDEN THERE? Ah wait that was you who was on top of him ..... * gets sick *


S: Sorry Sam, today he has his * you can me all cross-wise day *: -


Samili1: Vegeta: you would have liked to have been in my place, right ?????????admit it !!!!!


Sam: VEGETA what's the point?


Vegeta: That's right, isn't it, cucumber?


Sam: Vegeta is totally freaking out today * sigh *


ZSTEP09: P: ihhhhhhhhh just not how tasteless .... you fagot


S: uh Piccolo are you still alive ???


Samili1: Vegeta: well well let off your breath kakarott doesn't want you ..... * laughs *


Sam. hey vegeta you talk like you still have a crush on him * evil look *


Vegeta: no, of course not, I'm just telling the truth * grin *


ZSTEP09: P: Ha, because of that Vegeta !! I saw you the other day, together .... tz, let me with you


your shit in peace!


S: Aha, but are you feeling better now, yes? The best thing to do is to meditate again


P: .......!


Samili1: Sam: wasssss is that true * samwirdtlich * did you really see Piccolo?


Is it really true I i...


Vegeta: you see what you've done, cucumber, now the woman is crying


ZSTEP09: P: You have to cry at the sight of you ... * fg *

S: And you cry PICCOLO too * bad eye *


P: * indieecketroll *


Samili1: Sam: I will put an end to my nonsensical life * goes to the window *


* look down * * turn away *


changed my mind hihi


Vegeta: .....


ZSTEP09: S: ....!


P: ....!


Samili1: Vegeta: women always come up with such ideas


Sam. yes and all because of you, I should have had better piccolo before Stephi showed up


is ....


Vegeta: then go to him


Sam. stupid was just kidding


ZSTEP09: I have an idea: We should save and publish these "conversations" ... it would be


very funny!!!


P: Only over my corpse !!!


S: ok * mega grin *


P: .......... !!!! * that longs for *


Samili1: Sam: yes it would be cool, they are really super funny


Vegeta: nonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


ZSTEP09: S: Dooooooooooch


P: Vegeta, we are lost .......... * howl *


Samili1: Vegeta: yes the first time I agree with you

Sam: It's not that bad after all


Vegeta: snout female


Sam. oh ...


Samili1: Sam: we could copy it and save it on the floppy disk, well?


Samili1: Vegeta: I said no


ZSTEP09: S: Memmen !!!


P: Pah! If I think twice ... I'm not embarrassing myself here! But someone else and


if chichi reads that * diabolical grin *


S: Crazy!


ZSTEP09: S: Yes on disk and then put in


Samili1: Vegeta: well and I'll blow them away in a split second


Sam: Exactly uuu I hate chichi, she's annoying and loud


Vegeta: just like you * fg *


Sam: you are mean


Samili1: Sam: exactly on diskette then you could travel to www. DBZ ... put in me


don't come in there


ZSTEP09: P: aha Vegeta, and what does Son Goku think about it? Will he stay with you then?


S: Piccolo you are a villain!


P: I know * g *


S: Yes exactly and with animeMANGA

Samili1: Sam: you're still with him, I can't believe it, why are you doing this to me?


Vegeta: no, I'm not with him !!!!!!!! believe me


Sam: I don't


right there too


ZSTEP09: S: Vegeta, so what's the point? How long has it been going on?


P: guess a long time ... * will be sick again *


S: we can do it today, at dbz. de I then write that this is from both of us, etc.


Yes???


Samili1: Sam: good ^^ but how should we start?


Vegeta: I-c-h I'm not with him anymore !!!!!!!!!!!! how often should I say that?


Sam: vegeta you hurt me too deep asshole * howl *


Vegeta: no not stop crying again!


Sam: you're an idiot


ZSTEP09: S: with this one! But what should we call it? RPG sucks ... ???


P: How about, "Vegeta is embarrassed" or "Vegeta the ass"


S: Yes, definitely .... * Roll your eyes * Do you have any ideas, Sam?


P: Vegeta, we believe you too ... * smirking *

ZSTEP09: S: how about: "Telegram for you" ???


P: Boring ......


S: Suggest something better !!!! * pissed off *


P: You don't want to hear anyway ...


S: Right! 8th-)


Samili1: Sam: * sniff * thinking ... Vegeta's secrets? Or something with Piccolo e.g.


Piccolo and me


Vegeta: why my secrets I don't have any


Sam: yes, of course, you've cheated on me and what's worse with goku I will


kill when I see him


ZSTEP09: or just conversations or conversations among friends ...


P: friends? Me and the madman there ??? NIEEEEE !!!! Sam, you'd better kill the dwarf !!!


S: don't listen * sigh *


Samili1: Sam: Piccolo, believe me, I'd like to do that, but he's just too strong. Piccolo


can you help me with the idiot * very dear *


But I can't live without him either !!!!!!


Vegeta: well, then you have to keep me either way!

Sam: do you see Piccolo how he doesn't care about me * howl *


Vegeta: tz cry


ZSTEP09: S: and what name now? I have to get out soon ...


P: Well it's your own fault, I'm not helping, I've got enough to do


S: exactly Piccolo (your luck that you said that and nothing else)


P: yes yes .... * grumble *


Samili1: Sam: a telegram wouldn't be bad for you!


Vegeta: ......


ZSTEP09: Yes, and in parentheses that it's about vegeta, piccolo, maybe


P: shit name


S: yours isn't better either ...


P: what do you mean ???


S: Nothing, my opinion ...




Samili1: Sam: ok then I'll save this in an empty document and always


put new ones in again ok?


Vegeta: .....


ZSTEP09: S: ok I'll save it too, should I put it in now? with e-mail addy from you and


me???


P: Women and their stupid ideas ...


Samili1: Sam: but you'd better do Satzuko @ aol.com because that's my nickname for fanfiction and stuff


Vegeta: you guys are stupid


Sam: and don't forget to change a few things e.g. b errors or things that may not be


pass !!


ZSTEP09: no that's ok, everything fits, if you leave something out, you notice it


P: I tell you ..... stupid idea ...


Samili1: Sam: if you think so then do what you think is right


Vegeta: well ...


ZSTEP09: S: then I do it now, so someone else wants to get going ???


P: yes! Vegeta you are STUFFED !!!


Samili1: Sam: no


Vegeta: * green * ne


Samili1: Vegeta: idiotic cucumber


ZSTEP09: P: Crazy! Poison dwarf !!


S: ok, let's go!


Samili1: :-)


Samili1: ok cu


ZSTEP09: cu




So, if you think it's good, we'll go ahead and put our next "conversation" back in.