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Fanfic: Joint-Mangel und andere Nöte

Chapter: Joint shortages and other needs

Hello! First of all, many thanks to the comment writers! Since I want to show my appreciation as soon as possible, I am already writing the next part.


So, for those who should have forgotten: Whoever manages to get 5 comments has a `wish` free. This is not begging for comments or anything, Nikouki and I are only doing this to improve on the criticism of the comments.


One more time to Gorilla: IT DOES ME LEND !!!! * sob *, * howl *. I would advise you not to read this part because it is cruel ...




Gorilla: * desperate marble * screwed! "


Son-Tiger: Huh? "


Gorilla: We have to save Screwi! Let's fight! "


And then Gorilla rushes with a desperate battle scream into the turmoil of balls of wool that prevails in the corridor in front of him.


At the other end of the corridor, two girls look up in amazement. But these can not be dissuaded from their lively discussion by the guy digging in the pile of woolen balls.

Nikouki: * outraged * They should really watch out! Concreting a ceiling like this ... * grumble * "


Jeys: * nick, nick * ... and then painting them in such a hideous color, unheard of ... "


Son-Tiger: * no longer see * ~ Huh? a guy rushes out from behind a corner and rummages around in a pile of woolen balls, and they talk about the interior decoration? ~ "


Now Son-Tiger ventures out from behind her corner. She had never seen the two chicks at the end of the aisle in DBZ, so they could be from the real world just like she and Gorilla. She was walking slowly towards the pile of balls and was about to cross it when she was knocked down by a flying packet of coke. During his search, the gorilla had probably thrown up Vegeta's and Kakarott's prey. Unfortunately, the shell burst right over Son-Tiger's head, enveloping it in a relaxing mist of serenity. Son-Tiger: * waver, wank, overturn * "


Now the two gossipers look up at the end of the corridor.

Nikouki: Oh, a newbie. How long do you think it will take? "


Jeys: Hmm, since neither of us had any personal experiences, nor did we see a newbie ... 5-10 minutes. "


Nikouki: With Vegeta it only takes 2! "


Jeys: * Teeserviceauspack * He's no longer a beginner either. Sugar?"


Nikouki: Oh yes, thank you! * slurp * "


Gorilla: * finally found his buddySchraubi * Oh screwi, finally I got you back * shedding tears of joy * (don't hear anything) "


Son-Tiger: * wake up *, * get up * "


#Now the lights go out and soft music can be heard, which is getting louder and louder. Individual spotlights come on and Son-Tiger begins to dance the can-can.


Jeys: Oh, these are entertaining effects! * slurp * "


Nikouki: You're right! * Teacup stand, in tact gossip * "


Gorilla: * kapertnix mehr * Can't someone make sure that she stays calm ?! "


Nikouki: Yes, wait a minute ... * pull all kinds of junk behind your back * "

Jeys: * again tea slurp * Try a straitjacket. "


Nikouki: Ah, good idea! * Straightjacket out of nothing to fetch * On her! "


The following, oh-so-cruel scene can hardly be described, since everyone except jeys, who are still sipping their tea `cheerfully`, pounce on tigers, clouds of dust and flying stars fill the aisle and you can no longer see anything.


After 3 minutes, Son-Tiger sits tied up and gagged, leaning against a wall and Gorilla and Nikouki are looking for Screwi, who has thinned himself again.


Gorilla: * sob * If something should have happened to him, I could never forgive myself * howl * (he can sob even better than Soun ...) "


Jeys: Don't be sad. Here, have some tea first. * slurp * "


Gorilla: * lost in thought *, * crying again * (he's just imagining what might have happened to Screwi) HICKS! "


Nikouki: * look up * Oh dear, he's got the hiccups! Shouldn't he transform now? "

Jeys: Could be. * in all peace of mind to sip * "


Gorilla: HICKS! "


Nikouki: * more serious sound warfare * Jeys ?! "


Jeys: Easy, easy. Wait and see first and drink tea! Want another one? "


Nikouki: Oh, yes thanks! * slurp * "


Gorilla: HICKS !!! * sichinSSJtransformier *, * Leucht *, * Leucht *, * astonished * "


Nikouki: Oh ... dear ... "


Jeys: Hey cool, it worked! Then you can certainly fly too! "


Gorilla: What, FLY ?! "


Nikouki: Yeah sure * Gorilla tap on the shoulder * you're an SSJ, so you can fly too! "


Gorilla: But Son-Goten couldn't do that either ... "


Jeys: * dangerously calm sounding * gorilla, that's you, right? "


Gorilla: Ummm, yes ... "


Suspicious drilling noises can be heard in the background, but nobody notices them ...


Jeys: You can fly. "


Gorilla: Really? "


Jeys: Yes. "


Gorilla: Honestly? "


Jeys: * HammerausNichthervorhol * WAMM! "

Gorilla: * only looks at stars *, * slowly come back to you * ~ oh dear, she's almost even worse than the other ... ~ "


Jeys: So, now fly! "


Gorilla: And why? "


Jeys: Because I say so. "


Gorilla: How should I do that? "


Voice from the background: You have to control your fluid! "


Gorilla: * turn around * huh? "


He sees Nikouki 'floating' in the air one meter above the ground.


Gorilla: * amazed, gawk * "


Jeys: * on this cold tea slurp * Uää, it's cold ... * pull the scissors behind the back * * Nikouki's rope, and this hangs through * "


Nikouki: * crash * "


Gorilla: * gawk * "


Jeys: Hey, Nikouki, that was really not bad! I just wouldn't have drilled the hangers for your rope so deep into the ceiling.


After this sentence, a piece of blanket the size of a truck tire gently lands on Nikouki's head. "


Nikouki: * flattened and approx. 1cm hochsei *, * keif * And why didn't you tell me that earlier? "

Jeys: Hein? * to Nikoukir survey * "


Nikouki: * Pulling in the blankets * So ... Anyone else want? "


Jeys: * no longer responsive * "


Gorilla: Aamm, no * whistle * "


(Son-Tiger cannot answer at the moment as she looks for invisible butterflies)


Nikouki: So, now control your fluid! "


Gorilla: How? "


Nikouki: Just do it! "


Gorilla: * concentrate, concentrate *, * shocked look * oh, oh! "


#Gorilla shoots through the ceiling and the last thing you see of him is a pale yellow streak of condensation and up to the third floor of the C.C. Holes in the ceilings contoured to gorillas. On the third floor, however, it is held up by an extremely solid steel ceiling in which half of it remains stuck.


Son-Tiger: * slightly foggy *, * as happy as a toddler giggle * Ui, that was a FluiWUMM! "


Nikouki: Oops! Jeys, help me out! You still have time to lie there on the floor later! "

Jeys: Zzz, Zzz (-_-) "


Nikuki: Hmmpf! "


From above, a face from the 3rd floor looks down through the holes.


Yamcha: Oh dear, what's that? * nachobenzuDeckeguck *, * Gorillaerblick *, * GlanzinAugenhab * What a man! "


The last thing Son Tiger, Nikouki, and Jeys heard from Gorilla for a long time (two of whom barely noticed) was a bloodcurdling cry.


Nikouki: * Funeral march to honor the gorillas humming away * Poor guy! * look around * Jeys, get up! "


Jeys: * peacefulpenn * "


Nikouki: ...! "




In Piccolo's room:


Gorilla sits tied up on a heart-shaped bed and tries to find out why life is so unfair. Yamcha stands in front of him in a cute housewife dress and looks at Gorilla in love.


Yamcha: Oh gorilla beak, how long have I waited for this moment, for the moment when you confess your undying love to me! "


Gorilla: ey, * desperate attempt to contradict * wait a minute .. "

Yamcha: Oh my goodness, I forgot to offer you something to drink! Martini? Or would you prefer coffee? "


Gorilla: ~ If I manage to distract him, eh, pardon her, maybe I can escape! ~ Coffee, please! "


Yamcha: Of course! Oh, finally turn off the lights there! I can see you that way too! * in love * "


Gorilla: * immediately stop lighting, transform back * "


Yamcha: * chatting, chatting * (Don't hear anything) * At the coffee machine factory * Oh, where do I have the coffee powder? Ah there! * gripping coke parcel lying around * "


Gorilla: * with PiccolosJoint attempt to cut open shackles * "


Yamcha: Your coffee here! "


Gorilla: Uh, I can't drink it when I'm tied up! * hope the yamchusoblodism to fall for a trick * "


Yamcha: Ok, * shackle cut * but woe betide you move from the spot! * suddenly standing with the whip in the hand * "


Gorilla: Hehe, * gulp * Ok! * Coffee slurp *, * direct, lightly misted egg * ~ Really good aroma!~ "




If Son-Tiger should have come up short in this part, I hereby apologize for it, it was not on purpose. In this part, S.-T. also got very little coke, but of course that changes ...


We'd love to hear from you guys!


Jeys




Nikouki: Well, I have to apologize, because I won't be coming to the Nets until the end of the month (my mother ...)
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