Halli hello (hall oils ...)! I hope the readers are up. Thanks to the nice clerks, the author of this crazy story is happy even without drugs! Many Thanks! We have found a new victim for our history: Saija-girl!


Data: female


mutates into a rubber ball when the word `coke` is mentioned, is terrified of water (> turning into a kangaroo)


In the next parts, more and more Ranma 1/2 elements appear, such as B. Sa-chan's (short for Saija-girl) metamorphosis. Something else I stole from Ranma 1/2 are the so-called panda shields from Genma-Panda, which use jeys in their dog form. So, let's go, hehehe ...


One more little thing: The new characters can suddenly get clean again through shock and adrenaline rushes.




... "= spoken


~ ... ~ = Thought


# ... # = scene descriptions


* ... * = actions


| ... | = Noises


(...) = Comments from the author

[...]= Dog signs that were stolen from the panda




Lack of joints and other needs




Gorilla: ~ wow, really good aroma ~ * tip over * "


Yamcha: * scared * But gorilla snout, what about you? Ah, I already know * giggle * you passed out because we finally got so close ... * giggle, dream * "


| tok, tok |


Yamcha: * frightened * Oh, oh! "


Piccolo (in front of the locked door): Yamcha * starkiganJointzieh * Are you in there? "


Yamcha: * gasp, gorilla under bed pot (bed is 20cm high) * No! "


Piccolo: Well then isja gudd! * on joint pull *, * door with joint weld on * "


Yamcha: ~ Oh no, what do I do if he sees my new lover? ... I know how jealous he is! ~ "


Piccolo: * toYamchu and a half-way stowed under the bed gorilla passing * Oh, hal * wank * lo Yamwam, uh, whatever, chu. Hasu (= Have you) seen my joint draw * nnnnn a new delivery of joints? "


Gorilla: * come back slowly * "

Yamcha: Nope, my darling! "


Gorilla: * gag * ~ thank god she didn't mean me ~, * working out from under the bed * "


Yamcha: Oh why are you looking for these things when you have a much better drug * mysterious wink * "


Gorilla: * quickly get out of the dust * "


Piccolo: Oh yeah? * hechel *, * drool * Where? !! "


Yamcha: right in front of you! "


Piccolo: Where ?! * PanischvorYamchusFostenrumsuch * Where then? "


Yamcha: I meant me !!! "


Piccolo: Really? * amazed * Then I'd rather take the joints! Ah, here is the box ... "


Yamcha: * screech * What ?! * Suddenly tearful eyes, tearful voice * Do .. I .. mean nothing to you? * sniff * (Author: * Taschentuchhervorkram *, * sniff * How touching! ")"


Piccolo: Ummm ... * thinking * No. "


#Background change: Instead of the normal environment you can see a background of dark blue-black tones. Yamcha stands hunched in a kimono in the middle of this strange room with his hands over his face.Broken glass is trickling down from somewhere.


Yamcha: * sob *, * howl * "


Piccolo (looking at John Wayne): It's over, little one! "


(Author: * sob * how romantic ...)


#Piccolo leaves the room and the background changes again from the normal room to a thoroughly black background and Yamcha falls headlong into this void #


Piccolo comes back into the room and Yamcha hits the red carpet with his skull while changing rooms. Then one of these (oh so) romantic melodies sounds, Yamcha throws himself into Piccolo's arms.


Yamcha: * sob * I waited a long time (5 sec.), But you came back to me! Your passion for me still burns! "


Piccolo (moving voice): No, I forgot the box! "


Yamcha: * overturned * then all your feelings, your * sob * tenderness, your words; all lies? "


Piccolo: Yeah. * with box under armmouse room marchers * "

Yamcha: * sob * I'm all .. wait a minute, I still have a gorilla! "


#From the background with cherry leaves waving at Piccolo's appearance, the normal room is now again (called the forecourt of hell by all male residents of the C.C).


Yamcha: * under bed check * Where's my gorilla-kun? "




Meanwhile with Nikouki:


Nikouki continues to try everything possible to get Jeys awake. Since Son-Tiger is still not halfway clean again, as is the case in highhead (5 min. Max., If there is no smoking, etc.), she has to forego her help.


Nikouki: * grumble * Great, I can't believe that! I am allowed to play babysitter for Son-Tiger while she is taking an afternoon nap ... * Jeys strong kick miss *, * Jeys with unbelievable volume in ear screams * WAKE UP !!!


Jeys: * peacefully continue penn * Zzz, Zzz "


Son-Tiger becomes attentive. Your primal instincts now come to the fore, those of a drogosapiens, those of a joint hunter and coke packet collector.Your eyes are transfigured. She gets up and tears the straitjacket with incredible strength. She walks slowly down the corridor as if in a trance and turns into a fork in the path. Nikouki does not notice the disappearance of Son-Tiger, because she is busy leaning Jeys up against a wall.


Nikouki: Jeys, wake up! ... "


Son-Tiger walks unerringly through the corridors and stops in front of a door. Her hand rests on the doorknob and pushes it down.


# Vegeta sits like Piccolo in shirt sleeves at a table covered with green fils and gives out cards. Kakarott sits leaning back in his chair with a black hat pulled to his forehead and an open black tie hanging loosely over his shoulders. All in all, he looks like a mafia boss. The room looks slightly foggy, as all three players smoke joints instead of cigars (as is usually the case).


Like a dream walk, Son-Tiger approaches the table and takes a seat.Everything dreamy disappears from her features and she plays along as a matter of course. Vegeta and Co. are happy about a new kiff friend and rip off each other while pocking.




Nikouki had managed to wake up Jeys to some extent and dragged them after him. When Nikouki dragged it through a door and accidentally closed it before Jeys got on the other side, the pain woke Jeys completely.


Jeys: AAAUUUU !!! My arm! Pay attention!"


Nikouki: * Googly eyes * Sorry! * dry * you are at least awake. "


Jeys: * grumble * thank you ... "


Nikouki: * smile * don't worry! "


Jeys: * slap your hand against the forehead * oh dear ... * teacup preparation *, * sip * * wail * even the tea is cold! "


Nikouki: * keif * But we have other problems than that your tea is cold! "


Jeys: * amazed * Really? "


Nikouki: * tip over * 1. We are lost and can't find the exit, 2.We lost the others! "


Jeys: On problem 1, we have to go down the aisle and then sharply right; second, they are big enough to take care of themselves. "


Nikouki: How do you know where we have to go? "


Jeys: There's a sign in front that says 'Exit'. "


Nikouki: * turn tilt * "


Both follow the signs and soon find themselves in front of the C.C. on a snowy lawn again. (Hint: it's winter.)


Nikouki: Ui, it's winter! "


Suddenly they both heard a screeching and the earth shook ...




Gorilla crept through the corridors. He was scared, scared to death. Fear of the horror manifested: Yamcha. He scurried through the corridors, looking for the others who had come here from the real world. He heard loud talk and laughter from behind a door. He heard two children's voices, one female and one dog yapping. His curiosity forced him to open the door. The first thing his eyes greeted was a relaxing white mist.When he walked into the room, he saw the no poker company. What made him astonished was that Son-Tiger helped puff vigorously. It was Kakarott's turn. Vegeta looked at him intently. Kakarott took another card and didn't move.


Vegeta: * sigh * Look at Kakarott! Always this poker face ... "


The seconds of truth: the exposure of the cards. Everyone shouted the names for their sheet of paper ...


Vegeta: Ha! Full house! "


Piccolo: A strong family! "


Son-Tiger: The Prince of Bel-Air! "


Kakarott: * grin * Hrawau! (= All under one roof) "


Vegeta: Oh man, Kakarott ... "


Kakarott reached across the table and cream all the joints and coke packets on it. Now everyone noticed that the gorilla was standing in the middle of the room, gaping.


Piccolo: * back your sunglasses * Hey you, I'm not a racist or anything, but this is a private company and even negroes are not allowed in! (very cool...)"


Gorilla: Huh?~ Negro? ~ "




Nikouki and Jeys looked around. Who had screamed? And where did the earthquake suddenly come from? The tremor seemed to get louder, and the screaming sounded closer now. Too close.


Unknown: AAARGH! * withNikoukiandJeyskollidier * "


Nikouki + Jeys: Huh? "


| WOMM !!! , Trample, trample |


Now 3 people are lying in the snow with twitching limbs and footprints on their faces. The wildly screeching pack that `flattened` the three was led by a hysterically screeching Misato from NGE, who said something like" SHINJI! FINALLY COME TO HQ (= headquarters)! " roared.


Nikouki: * jerk, jerk * ​​What ... was ... that? "


Saija-girl: * jerk * ​​no ... * jerk * ​​I know! "


Jeys: Zzz, Zzz. "


Nikouki: Oh man, she's sleeping again! Hey you snore nose, wake up! "


Jeys: * grumble *, Zzz, Zzz. "


Nikouki: Great, we probably can't count on him in the next few hours! Who are you anyway? And why did you scream like that? "

Saija-girl: Well, my name is Saija-girl, and I just screamed because they were following me. "


Nikouki: Ok, we'll call you Sa-chan from now on. * Jeys strong