Porn and parties ...


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Hello! Haven't seen it for a long time ... Don't take the pornography so literally ... it's actually quite harmless, honestly! I already know why you are here! You really want to know how I've fared in the Dragon Ball world, right? No problem ... we can help you there! So ... first of all for information ... When I got there, you know ... the day on which I made the involuntary landing in hell ... that was a Friday. I didn't have to be back home in our world until next Sunday around midnight, so I had plenty of time. What I found out on Saturday morning after my landing ... Bulma had planned a big party for this weekend for a long time ... to which she really invited EVERYONE. And the party was supposed to take place on Saturday evening ... because it would almost certainly get late and even more humid ... I mean schnapps now, you pevers! ...some of her friends should stay here too. That could be something ... First of all, I was hired by Bulma for work. Party preparations. Well, I can imagine worse ... So ... 9 o'clock in the morning, the sun is burning ... I blow up balloons and Vegeta stands in the door with a grin. 11 am, it's windy ... I distribute streamers and Vegeta stands behind me grinning ... 2 pm, weather unchanged ... I'm taking lunch break and Vegeta is still grinning ... "Tell me ... why are you grinning For hours? "He grins even wider ..." Because I have a cramp in my face! Stupid question! It's just fun to watch at work! "Great ... What a fool! "Ever heard of 'helping at work' ?!" Ok, maybe not the healthiest way to talk to Vegeta ... but I'm still alive. ...! What was that back there ?! Did someone say 'SORRY' ?! You ... I pull your ears long and knot them under your chin! Like this!!! So, Vegeta replied ... "Heard ... but I would never do it!"Already he hissed off ... probably in the direction of the kitchen or G-room ... I have no idea. Fuck! But had I really seriously expected him to help me ... or anyone ... "Not really. The one time the first night I was here ... that he was so friendly ... that must have been a slip up. Probably he was really just tired. In the afternoon the cold buffet was delivered. .. Oh you can't close the door! I've never seen such a pile of food in my whole life ... "Bulma ... how many people are coming tonight ?! Thousand?! "She put on a knowing smile." No ... at best two dozen ... but three of them are Saiyajins ... uh ... real wolverines! "Aha ... well, that could only be Son Goku, Vegeta and Son Gohan ..." Don't worry, Bulma ... I can really relate to the term 'Saiyajins' ... "Me and my big one. .. oversized ... flap! If one of you can tell me how it works, then I'll just kick my ass myself.In any case, Bulma and Vegeta, who had been listening at the door, looked at me with wide eyes ... At least Bulma knew that I came from another world, but Vegeta ... he was now freaking out ... " Oh yes ?! And why, I would love to know! ??!?! "He jumped on me, pressed my back against the wall and pressed his right forearm against my neck so that I strangled myself I would have tried to break free Luckily Bulma was still there ... "VEGETA! You should be ashamed! She is our guest ... so behave! Or you can paint both the food and the G-space! Forever !!!" He let go of me. But not without growling again vigorously ... I rubbed my neck and gasped a little ... that was close. I looked up and ... stared right into Vegeta's eyes. Deep black eyes. It is impossible for him to say where in the eye the iris ends and the pupil begins ... And when I say 'directly' into his eyes, I mean that too.Because he's exactly the same size as me ... if you leave out the hair. By the way, I'm 1.60 tall ... Bulma had saved me from suffocation ... Thank you, Bulma! ... but that still didn't answer Vegeta's question. And Bulma wanted to know why I knew what a Saiyajin was ... Various possibilities went through my head ... I started crying. Run away. Any lies. The truth ... but they wouldn't believe me anyway. Or is it? My laptop! I not only had interesting things like Solitaire, Sim City, Pharaoh and numerous other games and a compiler for C and C ++ on it ... but also some scans of DB Mangas ... screenshots from the movies ... and a few FanArts from the internet. Not always adult FanArts mind you ... but I didn't have to show them to them. "I'll be right back ... to explain it to you I just have to get something ..." Vegeta stared at me suspiciously ... "Oh no, little one ... we didn't bet like that!I won't let you out of sight for a second! "Bulma groaned and I just shrugged my shoulders ... let him come with me! In the guest room where Bulma put me in, there is nothing he shouldn't see ... or has probably seen dozens of times Up the stairs ... Vegeta always following me ... Get the laptop out of the room ... Vegeta always close by ... Down the stairs ... of course still with Vegeta in tow ... after all, we were sitting, wrong , Vegeta was standing behind the sofa and thus behind me ... and Bulma was sitting next to me. When I showed them the pictures ... well ... no lie! Vegeta almost passed out and decided to sit down instead. So I sat between Bulma and Vegeta and told them the truth ... this time the whole ... THE whole thing accompanied by a little slide show. And if you are expecting something funny ... something is coming soon. My laptop has a small touch pad at the front to replace the mouse.If you tap on it once, it's like a click with the left mouse button ... Vegeta had probably found out how the thing works by watching ... because when he wanted to know what was hidden behind a certain folder ... he just reached out and opened it. Now only a double click separated me from the most embarrassing situation of my life so far ... Vegeta had chosen the folder with the adult pictures. And most of them ... * gulp * ... how should I say ... Then I must come out ... Does the term 'yaoi' tell you what? And it was exactly such pictures ... embarrassing, embarrassing! Yes, you heard that right ... SenzuBean has a small but nice one ... I am VERY picky ... collection of Yaoi pictures ... some of them strongly hentai-oriented. Hey ... the pictures aren't bad ... some are funny, or the DB Charas are just really well drawn ... but some also show something ... let's say spicy situations.And the misfortune really happened ... I was nowhere near fast enough to stop Vegeta from double-clicking a file called 'P / G Sleepyhead'. Thank goodness one of the harmless pictures ... Piccolo in bed, with pajamas and a matching sleeping cap ... a pointy cap like the one you used to wear in bed ... he also has a book of fairy tales in his hand and small -Gohan is half up, half beside him ... Both of them are already asleep. I say yes ... funny pictures! And this one is also really cute ... I also have one of Kami and Popo while bathing, if you are interested, you can contact me ... It was just a drawing ... anyway, Bulma made an extremely strange one Face. And Vegeta ...? He had a fit of laughter that lasted for at least the next three hours. And throughout the weekend he had a very strange grin on his face every time he saw Piccolo ... what the poor Namek might have been thinking?And thank goodness again ... Vegeta didn't open the file right below ... I think I'll delete the folder from the hard drive as a precaution ... I still have copies of the pictures at home. In any case, the situation was defused and we could devote ourselves to the preparations for the party again. But again and again you could hear Vegeta cackling in the background ... Well, at least he was in a good mood again. That's worth something, isn't it? Then, around 6 p.m. ... the first party guests finally came. Kuririn with his family, Yamcha and the Lord of the Turtles. The latter had his eyes elsewhere when he greeted me ... and less than five minutes later he asked me if I would like to play a game of puff-puff with him. Thanks to Bulma's powerful ... You can guess three times! ... But there were no counter-arguments. Speaking of which ... Kuririn and his family? Then Trunks should really ... In a quiet moment I asked Bulma."Tell me, what about Trunks?" At first she was surprised, but then she remembered what I had told her and Vegeta that afternoon ... "He's on a school trip with his school class ... Goten too. So you won't get to know them ... And Bra is gone too ... on a ski holiday. That Vegeta left her out so easily ... "It's a shame ... but there are plenty of others! "But Gohan and his family are coming too ... Huh! Little Pan is so cute!" Oh, you get the moths ... You should have seen Bulma's ecstatic expression! Apparently she really invited EVERYONE ... He falls ... and falls ... and falls ... PLING! Now the penny has come down ... ALL?!?! "Bulma ... what about Piccolo ?!" - "Sure ... I invited him too. Dende and Popo too ... although I don't think Popo will come ... he never leaves the palace for long . "Oh, oh ... I just need a quick pen and paper ... for my will!I already told you earlier that Vegeta always had to grin at the sight of Piccolo ... but actually I didn't know that at the time ... So, theoretically, EVERYTHING could have happened. And somehow, for the moment, all of my fantasies ended with the sight of my own tombstone. The next group that arrived were Son Goku and Son Gohan with their families ... Unfortunately, Gohan's father-in-law was one of them. 'Unfortunately' for Videl, who probably just thinks her father is embarrassing. Personally, I found Mr. Satan quite OK ... maybe a bit stupid and certainly a loudmouth ... but that's okay. At least he doesn't try to grope you all the time ... if, admittedly, Mr. Satan gets pope-eyed more often. On this point, which concerns Muten Roshi in particular, I have adopted Bulma's attitude as my own ... The old man is now taking nuts from me for his absolutely inappropriate advances.But let's