So, the last part of the beauty pageant ....








It took a while before Vegeta stopped complaining about Freezer. And then he came back into the waiting room of the participants.


,,Hello sweeties! "said Freezer.


“If you come to want more strips, you've come to the wrong place, Freezer! "Vegeta growled.


,,All right. You don't have to strip in the last lap. You will sing! "


"That's even worse ..."


,, And because I'm such a nice guy, you can sing your favorite songs. LIVE!"


"Hmmmmmm," thought King Vegeta. "I'll take Underneath Your Clothes from Shakira."


"Somehow I already suspected that ..."


“I'm taking Daylight In Your Eyes from the No Angels! ", Goku said and was happy to be able to sing his favorite song. Vegeta grimaced. No Angels - such a bummer. But that was typical Kakarott - taste.


"I'm not taking Hero from Enrique Iglesias, but from Chad Kroeger."

,, Well ... No Angels ... Shakira ..... Chad ... You all have no taste! "said FRreezer." Everyone knows that Tiziano Ferro is the best * sigh * "


"But we don't sing in thongs, do we?"


,,Good idea..."


"Freezer!"


,,All right. There are clothes in that room. The 3rd round begins in 10 minutes. So, hush, hush, my children, get in there! "


Freezer pushed everyone into the costume room and then locked it. Of course it was pretty tight now. And dark.


“Turn on the light, father! "Vegeta called.


"There is no electric light here."


"Great ... I can't see the hand in front of my eyes. Wait a minute, what is that? the material looks familiar to me ... "


“I have matches! ", called King Vegeta and lit one. Now Vegeta could see what he had in his hand. A woman's panties.


,, Uwah, how did he get here ??? ", he asked himself and then he looked around. There were only clothes for women in this room.Had to be Freezer's closet or something. Dresses, mini skirts and high heels.


"Freezer locked us in the wrong room," said Vegeta.


"No!"


King Vegeta had found a note. It said: The 3rd round. Participants must sing their favorite songs in women's clothes.


,,WHAT?????? "yelled Vegeta.


,, Ouch! ", King Vegeta suddenly yelled and the light went out.


,,What is it?"


"The match burned down and my fingers caught it ..."


,,Do you have another one?"


,,No."


“Shit, it was clear, then we have to look for our clothes in the dark. Grr .. Freezer I hate you. "


“We should also put on make-up! "said Goku.


"Well, Freezer, I hate you even more ..."


In the dark they felt their way forward, bumped into each other and grabbed some clothes and make-up without being able to see what they were actually doing. Freezer opened the door 10 minutes later.

,,Are you ready?"


Vegeta stumbled out.


,,HOW CUTE! "exclaimed Freezer, delighted.


"Oh dear, cute? Where is a mirror? "


Vegeta wore a purple t-shirt, a mini skirt, boots and a nice bow in her hair that King Vegeta had slapped on. He hadn't put on any make-up. He ran awkwardly away in his high heels. Meanwhile the others came out too. King Vegeta wore flared pants and a pretty blouse and Goku wore a dress. They had put on make-up, of course totally smeared, for example Goku had painted his eyelids with lipstick and King Vegeta's mascara poured down his face so that he looked like a crying clown. They were anyway. freezer was thrilled.


,, WHHAAAAHHHH !!!!! "Vegeta less." That looks terrible, even Kakarott's wife looks better, what a shame ... "


“You look great. Goku, you have to go on stage and perform your song. "

"I can't quite read the text ..."


"It doesn't matter, you can take a piece of paper with you with you."


goku, in his high-heeled shoes, went on stage, took the microphone and started trilling.




"Wanna know you better .... wanna push you baby but never too far ...."




Then it was King Vegeta's turn. He sang underneath your clothes. He had two handicaps. 1. He couldn't read the text 2. He couldn't even speak English. So he wrote down the text as much as he could and went on stage. Here, live, King Vegeta's version of Underneath Your Clothes:




,, Jur a song


writdn at de hands off god


dond ged mie wrong


kaus dis meigt saund tu ju ä bid od


asked ju auwn de plaice


who orl mei saughts go heiding


reid andor jur klaus is who the enemy is




Andorniet jur klaus


another changeless storie


ders de men ei chaus


ders mei terretorie


change orl de sings ei desörf

before biing sörch ä gud görl, hani




Kaus off ju


ei god de smard wais tu lei


bikors off ju


ranning aut off risens tu krei


if de fränds ar gon


when de parties ower


wi want stalk bilong


tu itch ador




Horehound rivet ... 2x




Ei laf ju mor sän orl dates on de pläned


muwing, torlking, worlking, bräiting


ju nauw ids tru oh baibi ids so fannie


ju orlmost dond belif id


as avri wois is handing from de filing


leik ä läidi id treid tu hear mannors


eim teid ap tu dis felling




Andorn rivet .... "and so on.




Vegeta meanwhile got upset at Freezer.


“That doesn't work. I can't sing Chad in women's things! "


"He looks like this, with his blond curly hair ..."


"With father and Kakarott it works because the songs are sung by women, but not Hero!"


"I always had a different opinion ... Stop complaining, go out, it's your turn, your singing father is finished."

Vegeta was shooed onto the stage, he almost fell over, he couldn't walk in these shoes. Then the song started. Vegeta didn't think twice, grabbed the mic and started singing.




,, I am so high, I can hear heaven .....




BLA BLA BLA




... and they watching us


they're watching us


as we all fly away


Whohoooooooooooo ........... "




,, JUHUUUU !!!! "


,, * gossip * * whistle * * cheers * "


"ADDITION !!!"


Freezer even had tears in his eyes.


"Ah, whoever sings with as much devotion as Vegeta does, deserves a big smack!" * MEAT! * "


Vegeta's legs clattered and he passed out.


“Why do they all pass out when I kiss them? "Freezer wondered.




"Hey, Vegeta, wake up!"


Vegeta opened his eyes. Bulma leaned over him and smiled.


,, Uuuuh ... what happened? "

"Freezer kissed you on the mouth."


,, Uuh .... "


"Don't pass out again!"


"Oh, the poor guy ..." said Freezer.


“You are to blame for his condition! "Bulma grumbled, pulling that ridiculous bow out of Vegeta's hair.


"And stop looking under his skirt all the time!"


Freezer recoiled.


Bulma shook Vegeta vigorously and he came to.


"Man, am I still in my women’s clothes? Move quickly ... "


While Vegeta disappeared into the changing room, Freezer, Cell and Boo discussed the allocation of space.


"I'm clear for Vegeta," said Freezer.


,,How so? He hardly had any charisma in the second round, I'm for King Vegeta, "said Boo.


"HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE THE RADIATION OF MY FAVORITE IN THIS WAY?!?!"


“King Vegeta has more experience! "yelled Boo.


"Yes, because it comes from the Stone Age!"

,,Oh yes???? Weren't you neighbors or something? "


"You whaaaagd it?"


,,YES!"


"Well, I'm for Goku ...", Cell mumbled a little sheepishly.


,, FOR GOKU !? "Freezer and Boo stared at Cell in horror.


"He was the only one who really undressed."


"Ok, let's play scissors, rock, paper."


"We should figure out the winner with scissors, rock, paper?"


,,Why not?"


So Freezer, Cell and Boo played a few rounds of scissors, stone, paper ...




Meanwhile, all participants gathered one last time on the stage. King Vegeta was visibly overwhelmed, especially after the 3rd round, because he had sung so great in English.


They waited and waited and after about 1 hour Freezer, Cell and Boo came back to them.


“Why did it take so long? "asked Goku.


“There was some disagreement ... But everything is settled now! Ladies and gentlemen, we are now announcing positions 3 to 1!"shouted Freezer.


Everyone cheered.


,, In 3rd place - Unfortunately he can't sing and he can't strip anyway - GOKU! In 2nd place - he has proven that he can dance, unfortunately does not speak English - KING VEGETA! And then there can only be one person in first place - VEGETA! There's nothing more to say about him, he's just perfect. "


So Vegeta had won Mr. Universe too. Why? Because Freezer had stone and Cell and Boo had scissors ...


There was a bit of celebration and this terrible competition was finally over. Of course Vegeta wanted his price now. Freezer had promised him something special.


,, Your great price? ", Freezer asked when Vegeta pointed this out to him.


,,Yes what's up with it? What do I get?"


,, Well ... 1st place ... will have a great night with me! ", Freezer shouted, Vegeta fell over. He decided to forego this price ...






Well, that's it. I think I'll let go of school for now, it would be stupid if Vegeta went to school for six months and then he'd be absent for a whole year because he'll be a child again ... So I'll squeeze a big one in between