So, ijr chose the third option. Well * think *, how do I do that now? Ah yes:




In the vastness of space, in some galaxy. Two teenagers are on some planet and arguing.


"You Baka, Vegeta is 15 not 16!" screams the one with the long hair.


"16! And not a day less!" replies the bald giant.


"Grrrrr !! No, he won't, Nappa! He is a year younger than me and 5 years than you, that's 15 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


"Oh, Mr. Radditz knows everything better again, then Mr. Radditz can also throw the birthday party himself!"


"Mr. Nappa could learn math comfortably instead of always gawking after the girls!"


"At least I'm no longer a virgin, Mr. Radditz!"


"VIRGIN ?! I'm not a virgin! Not really."


"Ah yes!"


"Nothing: Ah yes! I, at least never had Tyrradfoenix (sexually transmitted disease)."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!"


The two attacked each other without any premonition. they almost hit their heads.


After a while they calmed down.


"How about if we continue fighting on the way to earth?" said Raditz finally.


"Got it!"




Days later on Earth, Vegeta is desperately trying to bring back `Kakarotts` memory. Muten Roshi was still trying to pull up the Paff Paff scene and Yamcha was about to shed his reddened face as far as Bulma was concerned.


"Such parts again." Bulma said at some point.


"That's guaranteed Nappa and Raditz. They should wait for me for Taolium 3." Vegeta got angry again. He just has no patience!


The space capsules went down near them and everyone walked over to them. Two teenagers got out and only noticed Vegeta.


“CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, VEGETA!” Suddenly burst out of them.Vegeta had put his jaw down so far that a train would have easily fit through.


"What shoud that?" Vegeta asked in a dangerously calm tone.


"We wanted to congratulate you on your 16th birthday!"


"15."


"16!"


"No, 15!"


"FLAP! Your Bakas, I'm going to be 17th! You could ask your subjects a little more general knowledge! And besides, I DIDN'T WANT to celebrate! I hate a birthday!"


"Oh come Veggi! A little partying couldn't hurt." Bulma suddenly intervened. When she heard that he was 17, she immediately listened. And now she was hanging on the arm of Vegeta, who then looked stupid out of the laundry.


"What are you doing on my arm and what do you think of calling me Veggi?"


Nappa and Raditz watched this spectacle with amusement, Son Goku got it again and Yamcha was red with jealousy.


“What are you grinning about?” Vegeta didn't think that was very funny, especially because he had no idea about girls (Vegeta: I did!).After a long back and forth, he was able to change his mind and in the evening there was a mega party.


Raditz and Nappa had organized everything. Even Linkin Park was there! How did they do that? * brooding * It doesn't matter either! The only thing that is clear is that Vegeta and Bulma were gone for about half an hour that evening. What were they up to? Driven! Exactly! So both had lost their virginity that evening and Vegeta was already thinking about how he could finish off this annoying Yamcha.


Son Goku annoyed Raditz while asking. Why had he been sent to rule? (As if Vegeta hadn't told him that!) Who his parents were and and and .................




Next morning:


"Wow! That was a party! Cool, that you made me celebrate" Vegeta stood with Raditz and Nappa in front of a panoramic view and enjoyed the sunrise. The others were still sleeping.


"Shouldn't we maybe stay here? I mean, build a new home for us.Kakarott did that too. "Raditz had said what he and the others had been thinking for a long time.








So, now you are spoiled for choice:




1. The three stay and Trunks will soon be born.


2. You fly away for now, only to stop by again later.


3. Bulma brings me to their reality.


4.? Surprise, I won't tell!




So that's it for now. Vegeta is in top shape again and makes sure that I don't get on with my work.




Vegeta: Why work?


"To earn money, you Baka!"


Vegeta: Blää !!




bye