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Fanfic: Jointmangel und andere Nöte- 5

Chapter: Lack of joints and other needs- 5

Halloooooo! Since you wrote such nice commies, I've decided to continue writing now. Thanks again, I was really amazed ... Well, I'm really sorry about the spelling errors from the last part (and the other mistakes in the sense of the word), it wasn't on purpose. Since my sister had to go online quickly, I didn't have time to reread the text. I think at one point I wrote `two shining eyes shone out of the darkness` or something like that, how embarrassing * ashamed * ...


Oh, gorilla, you definitely don't like this part !!! But don't be angry, life goes on ...






* ... * = actions


# ... # = scene descriptions


... "= Spoken (if I don't forget to put the" characters ...)


[...]= stolen panda shields


~ ... ~ = Thought


| ... | = Noises


(...) = Comments from the author that do not need to be taken into account




Lack of joints and other needs- 5



In a dark place, at a dark time, with opaque companions (= In the sun-drenched entrance hall of the C.C., 3 a.m., Vegeta, Kakarott and the little yapper) ...


Vegeta: Ok, it should be arriving soon! "


little yapper:[Huh? ]"


Kakarott: Waurrrau build! "


Kläffer, whose name the author has forgotten:[What do you mean,]* Schildwend *[Trunks` delivery? ]* no more check * "


Kakarott: Wauwi * snüff * warruwau, wauwau. "


Kläffer, who slowly but surely turns out to be jeys:[WHAT ?! YOU'RE GOING OUT OF COOK? !!! ]* Panic! * "


Vegeta: Take it easy, the delivery of Trunks will arrive soon; if we intercept them, we will have more than enough for the near future. If you help us, you will get part of it too. Deal?"


Jeys: * think! (-> * dabeisichabbüh *)[Okay, but only if it is shared fairly! ]"


Vegeta: * grin * Good, I'll tell you what to do ... * whisper, whisper * "

Jeys:[SCREAM! ]"




Nikouki: * wake up (yes, there are! Miracles happen again and again ...) * meow! mia-haha ... "


Sa-chan: Oh, she wakes up, SAVE YOURSELF WHO KAAAANN !!! "


Gorilla: * struggle * human, Sa-chan, come DOWN there !!! "


Son-Tiger: * dream * "


# Nikouki has just slept peacefully, but for reasons that have not yet been clarified, she has now woken up. Son-Tiger is now sitting tied up and gagged with living room curtains in a corner and, with his torso swaying slightly back and forth, watches butterflies fly again. Gorilla is currently trying to get Sa-chan off the closet, because she tried to save herself on the closet in her panic. (Hint: Nikouki tried to eat Sa-chan in her yusenkyo (right this time?) Form.) #


Nikouki: hahaha ... HATSCHIE !!! * transform *, * wonder yourself * ~ Well, where am I here? ~ "


Sa-chan: * exhale * Puuuuh, lucky you! "


Nikouki: Yikes, hhhh .... hhahahahah ... "

Gorilla: * nothing more check * ~ what's going on here? ~ "


Sa-chan: * hysterical * Nikouki, don't be nonsense! "


Nikouki: hhhaa ... ~ What nonsense ??? Huh? ~ ha ... HATSCHIE !!!!! "


Sa-chan: * with an eyebrow *, * tip over * "


Gorilla: ~ cat -> human, human -> cat, cat <-> human ??? ~ "


Noise! Splinter! The door is kicked off its hinges ... (And another door in the bucket ...)


Slit eye: Has anyone sneezed here ?! "


Sa-chan: That's it! * on the sweetestumSa-chansLeg-stroking, cute-purring kitten-German * "


Mrs.Briefs: Ok, thanks! Come on kitten, come on! I'll serve you some tea (* lol *) and then you'll feel better ... "


Nikouki: * gulp * "


Gorilla: ~ Well somehow, this whole thing is a bit confusing. In order to be able to process my psychotraumal experiences well, I should address someone with pedagogically mature knowledge and sufficient experience with regard to such exceptional situations in order to describe my problems to him, but who?Ah, screw! Exactly! ~ * search *, ~ screw? ~ "


#Gorilla stands lonely in a black room, which symbolizes nothingness, dramatically slaps her hands over her face and calls out desperately `SCHRAUBIIII !!! `while shards of glass fall down from above.


Mrs.Briefs: So, little kitten, come along! * 1.40 m tall cat girl in a genie pack and out of the room sanding * "


Nikouki: * pathetic * Miauuuu ...




The K.W.U.Z.D.H.W.U.R.-Team (= Coke We To Us, Then We Have Our Peace! -Team) lurks in the forecourt of the C.C., keeping their watchful eyes on the fence.


Vegeta: I see your bike! Ready? * Already well-known mask over head pull * "


Kakarott: * determinedNaseinNotrations-coke packet stick, sniff * Rhauwa! "


Jeys:[gulp! ]"


Vegeta: Come on then! Attack! * next tree race * "


Annsoffkiff: * with bicycle bell * "


Vegeta: * on the fence * Where do the asterisks * waver * come from? Oops, what ... AARGGHH !!! "

The next few seconds are very painful for Vegeta because Annsoffkiff has reached the end of the fence and parks himself neatly on Vegeta with one jump.


Vegeta: * twitch *, * twitch * Those asterisks again! "


Annsoffkiff: * vonVegetarunterradel * "


The earth trembles. A wild pack, led by a crazy Misato, storms lured by Vegeta's scream and races over Vegeta, who now has some footprints on his face. The pack turns around, because they don't see the person they are looking for, and again traips over Vegeta.


Misato's voice fading in the distance: Shinji, come back to headquarters! "


Vegeta: * jerk, jerk! * "


(Still in hiding)


Kakarott: Waurawiau! "


Jeys:[Hach, don't rush like that! ]* aufAnnsoffkiffzuwatschel * "


Annsoffkiff (who stopped at the crowd looking for Shinji because of her surprise): Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * Jeys raised waistband air supply squeeze * "

Jeys: * rattle *[~ Help! ~]"


Annsoffkiff: And even with a red bow around your neck! "


Jeys:[~ And all just to get hold of the coke ... But the thing with the bow really goes too far! Kakarott will pay for that ... ~]"


Annsoffkiff: Well, now you have to leave me alone, I still have something to do! "


Jeys:[~ I'd love to, just let go of me! ~]"


Annsoffkiff: Well, now I have to move on! * Jeys sales (thank God it's over now, the wrongdoing!) * Don't look so sad! "


Jeys:[~ I don't look sad; that's pure relief. ~]"


Annsoffkiff: Okay, I'll throw you this stick and you play with it, okay? But then I really have to keep working! * Take sticks * "


Jeys:[~ Don't think about it, don't be seduced ... it looks so attractive! No, hold on ... ~]"


Annsoffkiff: * sniff * you want it, right ?! Come on, where is the stick? "


Jeys:[In your hand.]

Annsoffkiff: * Disregarded shield * Look here, little one! * with stick rumple * "


Jeys:[~ Pull yourself together, she has no stick, she has no stick ... ~ FINALLY! ]* lechz * "


Annsoffkiff: Get it! * Throwing sticks * "


Jeys:[Goodbye self-control! ]~ Now I'll get him, now I'll get him ... I'll have him in a moment, I'll have him in a moment! ~ "


Annsoffkiff: * Looking behind the puppy behind the sticks after racing * What a crazy dog! (Was that Abahachi's voice? * confused * strange ...) "


Kakarott: Wauwi! * Hold Vegeta's hand with paws * Wahahahau! * sob *! (= Don't give up buddy! Just stay away from the light, boo!) "


Vegeta: ~ Where do these stars come from? ~ "




Meanwhile...


Mrs. Briefs: ... then I actually want to be a pearl diver, but I can't hold my breath that long! "


Nikouki: * nick, nick, an special letter cold tea tip (with special ingredients and oriental spices ... * lol *) * meow. "



The stick flew on and on. To infinity and much further! (oops, a little off topic ...). Then the definable flying object sank deeper and with its trailing fire tail, the comet blend crashed through the ice cover of the nearby lake. The frenzied puppy of course rushed right behind. A rather confused-looking girl emerged from the lake and spat out a stick.


Jeys: HATSCHIE! "




Mrs.Briefs: Didn't I hear someone sneeze? "


Nikouki: * at tea slurp * Miaui? "


Mrs.Briefs: (dramatic voice!) I have to find the poor, suffering creature and save it! (no spelling mistake!) "


Nikouki: Mihao? "


Mrs.briefs: * ausZimmerstürm * ~ I hope I'm not late! (Yes, she can think! Miracle number 2 for that day!) ~ "




With Sa-chan, Son-Tiger and Gorilla:


# Son-Tiger is amazed at how a butterfly sits on Son-Tiger's curtain shackles.The black shaded gorilla is busy drawing circles on the floor with his index finger in one corner, and Sa-chan? Yes, she unpacks pepper spray cans and flamethrowers (stolen from Dilly alias Dilandau!) To defend herself against a cat attack in an emergency.


The lighting decreases rapidly until the room is only dimly lit. Pale light falls on the doorknob, which of course promptly begins to shake. The shaking gets louder, and with a creak the door opens, and through the door comes ... The Jeys, clean again from the cold shock.


Sa-chan: Don't take a step, or you're history! (* shudder *) "


Jeys: Huh? Tell me, is that you, Sa-chan? "


Sa-chan: Jeys, my sister, yes, I didn't expect you to be there, I didn't clean up at all! * Pile of Arms' Enter * "


Jeys: Did you rob an arsenal? "


Sa-chan: Nope, that was so ... "


But Sa-chan got no further, because a tremor shook the tortured land (Wasn't that `the mask of Zorro`?* confused *) Grandmother's expensive vases (anyone who has read `I wanna be ... / rapping for beginners`
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