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Fanfic: Jointmangel und andere Nöte- 5

knows how dangerous the parts are!) fell out of the cupboards. There was a roar, and the next moment a tremendous force broke through one wall and continued its destructive path through the opposite wall. It wasn't the Shinji-seeking pack led by Misato, but a rousing force of unimaginable proportions (no, not Yamcha’s fan base!); it was ... the wool ball avalanche! It left a wide swath of devastation and two involuntary passengers. Who do you think? Vegeta and Kakarott, of course. Vegeta now holds a pink ball of wool in his hands, which he mistakenly takes for a packet of coke. You hear an angry meow, and the door knob doesn’t have time to shake properly and dramatically, because the corresponding door with a | ratchet! | cut in half. With one huge leap, Nikouki (as a cat girl, of course) jumps over the remains of the door and suddenly crouches in front of the squinting Vegeta.

Nikouki: * Vegetarian tip * "


Vegeta: * Eyes open * Hein? "


Nikouki: * Hand demanding extension * Miaui maoi miau! "


Vegeta: What do you mean, give me back my ball of yarn? This is my packet of coke! You'll never get it in your life! "


Nikouki: * Narrow your eyes * Mi-auuu! * scratch, scratch * "


Vegeta's hands open and his `coke packet` rolls out. Nikouki forgets her aggressions, rolls over on his back and plays happily with the ball of wool. Sa-chan is a little confused and watches Nikouki as she continues to get entangled in the loosely hanging threads until it is completely untied and only a happy `meow` can be heard from the pink koukon. Jeys, on the other hand, is dedicated to Vegeta, whose face is covered by 6 red welts or scratches, which of course are in a typical anime-scratch constellation: 3 strips from Vegeta's left half of the face to the lower right half of the face, the same on the right side.

Jeys: * appreciative whistle * Wow, that's what I call quality work! "


(To be able to understand the next few minutes, you need a little background material: Since Vegeta never washes his hair (so that it looks nice from dirt), he doesn't know what other roommates he still has in his head of hair.)


A cute little spider crawls out of Vegeta's hair across Vegeta's face and remains on his nose. The little spider looks as if it is being watched. She looks up, sees jeys, and waves her front four legs at them in a friendly manner. Then she continues her way across Veggie's face. Jeys, however, is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.


Jeys: * shrug * POU SPIDER !!!!! * aufVegetasGesichtrumtrampel *, so that should have been enough ... "


Vegeta: ~ Those stars again! ~ "


Gorilla: * turns * ~ Wasn't there gard what? ~ "


And with a | zzzt | Screwi teleports to Vegeta, who, however, ignores him. Screwi is now resting peacefully on Vegeta's stomach, but Gorilla is close to tears ...

Gorilla: * sob * screw! * aufVegetastürz * I finally have you back! "


Vegeta doesn't notice anything even now, not even that the gorilla is sitting on him and squeezing screw against his cheek. Vegeta visits his little dancing friends again.


Gorilla: Screw, you have no idea how much I worried about you! "


Unknown: GORILLASCHNÄUZELCHEN! THERE YOU ARE!"


Gorilla has resigned just like Vegeta and does not notice how Yamcha grabs him and drags him behind him. The earth shakes again, and the ball of yarn taxi has swept a new passenger into the living room. Piccolo. The avalanche is rolling its way again, and Gorilla is slowly coming to when one of grandmother's vases falls out of a cupboard and crashes on his skull.


Gorilla: Huh? * look to his carrier * SCREAM !!! Let me go!!!"


Gorilla tries desperately to hold on to the metal plates of the floor so as not to be dragged along, but thanks to Yamchu's bear strength, he pulls the plates with him.

Piccolo: * toJointzieh *, * toGorilla past * Young love is so beautiful! "




...Sequel follows!


Well, it got a bit boring, but I hope you enjoyed this part anyway. I ask for comments and if you have something to improve, criticism. In both cases, Nikouki and I would be very happy!


J.

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