on the table and then drop the covers!




Krillin:


* Yamcha covers *




Ame:


Come on now! Trunks can't see your t-shirt!




Krillin.


* in panic device * Yes, yes, I'll do it, I'll do it. Oh no! It's stuck! Fuck! * sweat *




Ame:


Where can a T-shirt get stuck ???




Yamcha:


Toyota!




Phil:


No problem! I, the savior in need, will come to your aid! Watch my skillful gesture! * The strawberry t-shirt is torn apart by the thousands *



Songoku:


Confetti TV!




Krillin:


Fuck! But now I'm cold!




Trunks:


* hugs the floor * I'm definitely not coming to warm you up!




Ame:


Well I hope so!




Yamcha:


Smoke one of my joints and you'll burn up in heat!




Krillin:


Um rather not.




Yamcha:


And how about my latest creation: Kiffers! The morning bag! Particularly suitable in the morning at half past nine in Germany!




Krillin: It's evening! And we're next to the meeting room!




Vegeta:


* sings * From the rise of the Sooooooone, to their niiiiiedgang, be praised the naaaame of the Lord!




Phil:


Can someone turn it off?




Ame:


It turns off by itself. But now: The QUESTION to Phil!




Phil:


I'm ready!



Yamcha:


Don't you want to sit down on the sofa with us ???




Ame:


* grrr * That wasn't what I wanted to ask ...




Yamcha:


Come on! Sit down already!




Phil:


How? Well, if it has to be. But keep the pseudo priest away from me!




Songoku:


No problem! He's mine! * sits next to Veggie *




Phil:


* Pushes between Yamcha and Goku. *




Ame:


Well then where ...




Trunks:


* roar * hold on! * get up off the floor * I want to go on the sofa too! * Krillin measures from the sofa and takes its place next to Phil *




Krillin:


* Bibberbibber * Well, I'd better go then before I freeze to death here!




Ame:


* freaks out * No way! Stayed here, bald head! Nobody leaves my show before I tell you !! * growl * * hiss *




Krillin:

Have mercy !!! * throws himself trembling on the ground *




AMe:


You're not going to freeze!




Phil:


* zuTrunkschickt * Woe to you drooling on Trunks!




Trunks:


I'm not drooling!




Ame:


Is relative! Phil?




Phil:


Yes?




Ame:


The question for you: You have already gained an amazing amount of fans. With your fabulous Shonen Ai Stories you will cast a spell over everyone! Can you explain to us what your mad success in


the world of fan fiction?




Phil:


* deeply blown * Well, my friends, I can only say one thing about that! I've worked hard on myself for years and studied psychology non-stop!




Songoku:


Huh? Since when can you live in Psychos ???




Phil:


Dumbbells! One must be able to put oneself into the world of the psyche, only then can one know how the characters would behave!Make a note of that! And don't forget: My name is Phil!




Songoku:


Exactly! His name is Phil! PEDO Phil !!




Phil:


* Songoku covered * Shut up!




Songoku:


Ouch! Where is the association?




Trunks:


* Belch! *




Ame:


Hey That was peppermint!




Trunks:


You take what you get ...




Krillin:


* tremor tremor * Kaaalt!




Yamcha:


That's the way it goes! Respect! I'm just an insignificant weed seller! I will never achieve anything!




Ame:


Is there anyone unhappy?




Yamcha:


* sob * Sooooo unhappy !!!




Phil:


Yes! I am popular, but also saddened to death!




Yamcha:


You also? I have a good tip!




Phil:


* sniff * I do everything!



Ame:


I'm curious about that now!




Trunks:


tz, tz, tz! And she calls ME addiction heaps ...




Krillin:


* Clink *




Ame:


Oh my God! Krillin has turned into a monstrous block of ice!




Yamcha:


Themselves to blame! He didn't want a glow joint! * PhilvonderSeiteanstubbst * * whisper * Hey! Pst! Hey How about some mushrooms?




Songoku:


What?! Don't you think that ONE pastor is enough ??!




Vegeta:


And woe to those who did not want to hear, they will die a gruesome death and burn in hell !!!




Ame:


...




Phil:


Give it to me! I won't go on it!




Yamcha:


And because it's you, the first few are free!




Ame:


And that should make you happy ???



Yamcha:


Sure, of course! That gives you the full kick !!




Trunks:


Ouch!




Ame:


?




Yamcha:


* Psycho mushrooms in different colors *




Trunks:


Oh, they even come in different flavors?




Phil:


Excellent! Explain please!




Yamcha:


Ok, look, we have kiwi, apple, lemon, plum ...




Ame:


* trembling * I suspect something bad ...




Yamcha:


Blackberry, raspberry, gooseberry ...




Ame:


* nervous on fingernails * please do not!




Yamcha:


Blueberry, blueberry, STRAWBERRY ...




Trunks:


* waving wildly * Give me the mushrooms, Yamcha! * hackle *




Ame:


bring yourself to safety! Behead your blanket! Uh, whatever ...



Yamcha:


I like it that way! Business is booming huh! Grab it!




Phil:


I’ll best use a few of each variety!




Yamcha:


Yes! Take as many as you want! You can still eat the box!




Ame:


Is it deadly if you eat too much of this part ???




Trunks:


Testing is above studying! Come on Phil! Let's eat the shit!




Songoku:


What shit ???




Ame:


They can no longer be helped ...




Trunks and Phil:


* Rush like the wild on the psycho mushrooms and start to feed. *




Yamcha:


* how madder grins and rubs his hands * Huhähähä!




Ame:


Somebody has to intervene! Songoku! Do something, please!




Songoku:


What?




Ame:

Eat the mushrooms! You eat everything else, you are guaranteed not to mutate into a pastor monster!




Songoku:


Hunger!




Ame:


* screams in despair * Help yourself at last!




Songoku:


Well then go! * grabbed all the mushrooms and greedily stuffs themselves into it *




Phil and Trunks:


* take a look at it *




Trunks:


ssssag ... tell me Phil .... do I turn or do you turn the room around me ???




Phil:


I believe that ... of both ... hey! Your head looks like a strawberry! * megagrööööl *




Trunks:


* rolls on the floor *




Phil:


* laughs in tears * Oh man, I can't anymore !!!




Trunks:


There you say in the sea * bawl * that you can no longer steer!




Phil:


To steer??




Trunks:

Uh! I mean thinking! * laughing fits *




Phil:


* again aufdenbodenkugelundschreit * It's ööööde to be blöööde, but being high means being free!




Trunks:


Hateful söööön said! * bawl *




Yamcha:


Yes! * laughs * This creates a good mood! And they both didn't even eat three of them!




Ame:


Speaking of which! Songoku! How are you?




Songoku:


* chew * * snare *




Vegeta:


... and that's why I tell you: Fall on your knees, you sinners, so that you may be forgiven!




Songoku:


* mega-enormous, giant belch, give up *




Vegeta:


Kakarott!




Songoku:


* growl * sorry Schnukki! Am i forgiven




Vegeta:


In the name of God, my son, be forgiven! * Holy water on Gokus main spray *




Songoku:

* crucified himself *




Yamcha:


Great! Simply great! * Psychopathic laughs * Hähähähä! The effect of my mushrooms is unsurpassed! I think I have to grow more of it and then cheer to the crowd around the world!




Ame:


Great! And again I'm surrounded by a bunch of madmen! We'd better postpone the show until everyone's back to normal!




Yamcha:


But now it's just getting funny!




Ame:


Snout! You're still ruining my broadcast contract! * upset, falling away *




Silversayan:


I would have withdrawn it from you anyway!




Ame:


* grrrrrrrrrrr *




Silversayan:


Not again! Aaaaaaaaaa!




Ame:


* Silver chasing through the studio *