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Fanfic: Und der Irrsinn geht weiter (6)
Chapter: And the madness goes on (6)
Alsooooo, Saniko, I have a feeling you can read minds maybe. Your question about Bulma and whether she sees it will be answered in exactly this part. So let yourself be surprised! And with this `get rid of` Vegeta means something like` hang out, keep your distance for a while` and so on. Do you honestly think he would really want to get rid of Bulma after all this time? For my part, I can't imagine that. But now enough chatter, let's get started!
"That was so obvious again!" Trunks thought when he heard the pounding footsteps of the two gorillas behind him. "Always on the tall, slim ones who can fly! I could have had such a nice day today, but nope ..." While Trunks was grumbling to himself, he had reached a larger room, the walls of which were filled with cardboard boxes and larger objects . Several doors led to neighboring studios between individual boxes."Great, I seem to have ended up in the television industry's dump." On individual doors there were signs like `Bioschleck` and" Dr. Verena Breitenfluss "." Or maybe more in the insane asylum part ... "Rang out behind him Bursting noises when the two gorillas rushed in and just trampled the next best cardboard boxes in the way. Trunks started moving again. I hope ... oh shit ... Pop, where are you? *
* Vegeta, where are you? Wait when I get my hands on you ...! * That came from Bulma, of course. In the meantime, in her usual controlled and amiable manner, she had shaken up half the town. Now, as luck would have it, she was standing in front of a television shop and turned Vegeta's neck in her mind when a growing crowd in front of the windowpane caught her attention.Curious, she squeezed through to find out what was going on ... In the next moment something was really going on ... Bulma's very last restraint was namely whistle. "VEGETA!" she just screamed, then she was up and away in the direction of the TV studio. Only a burning trace on the asphalt remained of her ... The people lying around looked at each other in amazement. And then they looked back at the window pane and the television set behind it. The "Bulmasche eruption" had not coped with that very well. The last thing it showed was a flickering still image of a desperately wriggling black-haired man who was `lovingly 'pressed to the chest (better the flesh, which should be the chest) of the belonging being by two fleshy arms.
"I'LL KILL THE GUY! I'LL KILL THE GUY!"
"They'll kill him! Let go, Elke, let go!" All hell broke loose in the studio. The audience on the run, three completely maddened women, one of whom was lying unconscious in the corner, the other pressed the half-dead candidate to the chest and cooed, while he was slowly getting closer to death by suffocation and Matsukato in the middle of it; unable to regain control of the chaos that had befallen him.Everything had started so nicely ... When these three monsters had rushed to their chosen love prey, Vegeta, as if on command, he had still laughed. When `Stinger Katy` was briefly knocked down by Gitte in the scramble, he thought he had everything under control. What could it be that they hadn't exchanged any questions at all? It was against the rules, but Gentleman Matsukato didn't want to stand in the way of the ladies and their happiness. Well, now, however ... he was hanging under Gitte Sieglinde's arm and clinging desperately to Vegeta, whom Gitte had graciously given to Elke and instead had chosen him as a consolation gift to drag him to who knows where. "No, no, let me, I never want to do anything bad again either. I resign, I resign! Oh, dear Dende, why is nobody helping me?" Teddy bear, now let go, so that we are both together at last (drooling) "roared Gitte's voice lovingly through the room. "NONNNN!HELP! "Suddenly everyone heard a muffled voice:" FINAL FLASH! "A bright light shone from Elke's belly and there was a huge bang when the pressure of the Final Flash released Vegeta from Elke's grip and hurled him and his appendage backwards. Vegeta was still holding onto Elke to finish off this monster PLOP, the Final Flash had dug deep into Elke's stomach ... and at that moment it was pushed back by the mass of fat (like Boo, when Vegeta's punches bulged out on him). Vegeta stared in disbelief at the Final Flash racing back , but was still witty enough to jump to the side and put Matsukato in the line of fire ... Cough ... that was too much. Matsukato's arms fell limp rather charred and Vegeta got rid of this annoying appendage. Gitte took the opportunity and threw her now unruly prey over her shoulder as she trotted to the door, where they met an employee of the broadcaster who was playing the studio at the moment rat and Matsukato exclaimed enthusiastically: "Old Swede, colleague.Hats off. Great show. The program director sent me to tell you the show won't be canceled here. In the last half hour the odds have exploded! Everyone is watching, everyone really! Your contract will be renewed and the show will now be broadcast twice a day in today's style. Isn't that great, man? "" Ohhh ... "Matsukato rolled his eyes again and then lay still." Hey! Can you believe it? Now another man is dying away from me! "Gitte sounded genuinely disappointed, but then her face brightened up again." Ha, I almost forgot! I know a good taxidermist there! He'll get you back, my cuddly bear. And maybe later on I'll put you in bed with me; that will be nice! "And with that she disappeared. Vegeta had meanwhile also made his way to the door, because against this mountain of meat, who ran after him again throwing kisses, he didn't think he had any chances. So he picked up his legs again. For his pride it was unbearable of course, but everything else in him was very grateful for his instinct for self-preservation.* Shit, there must be an exit here somewhere. Only one exit, please! I will never shirk shopping again either; I'll carry Bulma's shopping bags into the house ... * And so he disappeared in the next corridor, Elke behind him, who was trailing a swath of devastation.
* There is light in front! At last! * Trunks mobilized his last reserves and rushed towards it. * But what kind of weird rumble is that? *
*A light! That must be the exit! * Vegeta accelerated even more, but Elke also gave everything and her pounding steps turned into a threatening rumble as she approached the bright opening.
* Oh, help, help, papa! * Bra was at the end of her tether. In front of her she saw a bright light and she already believed that she might be dead. But when she staggered towards it, the ground suddenly began to shake. * Did the old aunt just pick up the phone? * With that thought, she stumbled into the light.
About 1 minute beforehand on the other side of the bright light: "Mr. Schlaumeier, are you ready? Take a deep breath. Here comes your 1 million question" ... (light, music) ... "What is the most common oral expression of fright: A Oh!, B Ih!, C Uh! or D Ah !? "Mr. Schlaumeier's beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. Finally he had made his decision. "I'll answer ..." HARD At that moment, the three studio doors flew open behind the moderator. A little girl stumbled into the room, then a boy, a man, and then ... KING KONG, GODZILLA? “AHHH!” Smart guys and audience shouted out at the same time. At the same time, answer D flashed green on the display. Music played and a shower of rain came down from above. Every 2 seconds sat completely frozen, then wise guys jumped up and shouted: "I won, I won!" Great atmosphere! The audience jumped up and screamed and applauded. “No, stop!” The moderator swung out of his chair.“Stop it!” Smarty was doing a joy dance. "Stop! The music is off! That doesn't work! That was all said!" The music stopped. Completely exhausted, the moderator turned around, saw the approaching Elke and ... "AHHH!" "I tell you," shouted Schlaumeier and the music and the light rain began again. Meanwhile with the reunited family: "Dad, hello dad!" "Hey, dad!" Vegeta just nodded rushed, while all three of them scuttled through the tinsel stuff. "What's that behind us, dad? I hope that's just chasing us by chance!" "Grmpf!" A bad suspicion arose in Trunks. "Dad, you haven't ...? That's not ...?" he exclaimed, amazed. “Mama will kill you!” Vegeta said nothing. He just ran faster. Bra, who didn't quite understand all that, asked her brother: “What do you mean, Trunks?” Trunks leaned down to her and said in a low voice: “I think Dad laughed at a new friend."" Dad, mom will kill you for this! "Vegeta heard it all, of course." Damn it, it's not what you think. And Bulma won't kill me either ...! " "Oh no? I won't "And suddenly Bulma stood in front of them as if conjured up. Her face was so dark as they had never seen it before. The three of them put on the brakes and even Elke padded uncertainly towards them and finally stood behind them, fearful. And then broke the volcano Bulma from .....
"And now the news: The President of ... Please forgive me, an emergency message has just been handed in." A hand from the off gave the speaker a piece of paper. "An enormous earthquake is shaking the western capital in these minutes ..." He looked up a little irritated, but then read on: "The quake has reached magnitude 19 on the Richter scale and ... Please excuse me, ladies and gentlemen!" " Something can be wrong here, "he whispered off-screen."There is no earthb-b-b-b here" "Oh shit, hold on, hold on" the audience could hear on their devices between the rumble of falling mortar and terrified shouts, while the camera remained shaking and shaking at the speaker. He had his hands firmly on the tabletop and was trying to finish the report, his expression changing from frightened to panicked as he risked a quick glance to the right. "The epi ... the epicenter ... ahh!" was all that