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Fanfic: Dragonball1/2
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Suddenly the earth began to shake and it got worse and worse.
Vegeta: "I'm about to throw up"
Gohan: "I choke too"
Goku thinks. o O (hmmm hungry)
With a blazing lightning bolt, Tetsuo, who had woken up again, shot out of the rubble and shouted: "HOW DARE YOU DARE, I AM TETSOU, I AM ALMIGHTY, I WILL CRUSH EVERYONE TOO. YOU HAVE BROKEN A NAIL!" >
Vegeta was getting too much again and went up to Tetsuo, seething with anger. When he got there, he took him by the collar and shouted in his face with a wet pronunciation: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROTZBREMSE WITH MY SPACESHIP?"
Tetsuo turned his head to the side and grinned: "Are you calling that burning heap of junk there spaceship?"
Vegeta looked towards the spaceship and was horrified to see how his only way to travel home was on fire. Tetsuo started laughing out loud at Vegeta's expression. Vegeta got really pissed off again and yells at Tetsuo: "I'LL FLAT YOU"
Vegeta hits Tetsuo on the lower jaw with full force. He was so surprised by the attack that he could soon only be made out as a small point in the sky. The Z Fighters heard him scream, "SHOT AGAIN IN THE OFEEEEES"
Son Goku shouted afterwards: "WOINGENAU!"
Vegeta is amazed at his enormous strength ... And the others too ...
Apparently the Z fighters have forgotten some of their past, that is probably due to the black and white brown bread green blue hole hole ...
4. And now ??
After the Z warriors landed on the planet and Tetsuo broke face, they calmed down and explored the landscape.
Son Gohan: I think we should look for a place to stay first or what do you think?
Goku: "If there's something to eat, I'll be there"
Vegeta: "You're just thinking about eating Kakarott again. We're going along the way there"
Goku's stomach growls: "I hope I can take it that long. Vegeta, don't you want to piggyback me?
Vegeta yells at Goku: "KAKAROTT MOVE YOUR ASS, SUNDAY I WILL CREATE YOUR LEGS !!!"
Goku whispers to Gohan: "But I already have 2 legs"
Gohan doesn't go into it any further and gets Trunks and his brother. After they had packed the most important things from the spaceship, they started looking for a place to stay.
Son Gohan: "Father, why do I have to carry everything that is so nasty" L
Goku: "Boy, this is a great workout for you!"
Gohan: "What training?"
Vegeta: "Quiet! From now on you are our packhorse, so see today as training for tomorrow!"
Gohan grumbles at Vegeta and walks on.
After a while you will come to a fork in the road. Where they meet a boy with a yellow shirt, yellow headband, black pants and a red umbrella.Songoku greets the stranger first.
Goku: "Moin can you tell me where we are here?"
Boy: "You're asking the wrong person"
Goku: "Why?"
Boy with tears in his eyes: "I have the worst sense of direction in the world!"
Vegeta says with a grin: "Wow someone who is dumber than Kakarott"
Goku: "Oh not that bad, I always get lost"
Boy: "I'm looking for a fighter with a braid"
Goku asks curiously: "Is this fighter that strong?"
Boy: "I think so"
Goku: "very strong?"
Boy: "hmm maybe"
Goku: "really strong?"
Boy: "yes ..."
Goku: "damn strong?"
Boy: "YES"
Goku: "really Oberhammer super mega delüx strong?
Vegeta hits Songoku on the back of the head so that he flies into the next tree. The tree breaks apart in the middle.
Goku: "Oh man that beautiful tree. Vegeta you ass!"
Vegeta: "Shut up, Kakarott, we have to move on."
The boy stands with his mouth open and is amazed at Vegeta's incredible strength.
Boy: "So you are fighters too!?!?"
Vegeta scratches his head and says softly: "I don't know ..."
A bead of sweat runs down the boy's forehead o.o '.
Boy: "Do you want to help me fight my arch-rival and destroy him?"
Goku shouts in between: "Do I get something to eat ??"
Boy: "As much as you want!"
Goku: "It's a deal!"
Vegeta yells: "KAKAROTT YOU CANNOT DETERMINE THIS ALONE!"
Goku: "Why not? Do you mind"
Vegeta: "hmm ..."
Goku: "Ok then let's go"
Goten, Gohan and Trunks: ZZZzzzZZZ
Vegeta screams: "WAKE UP YOU DO NOT PAUSE !!!!"
The three jump up and the group sets off.
Goku: "Aja, by the way, my name is SonGoku, but call me Goku. The one who always acts so badly is Vegeta."
Vegeta grumbles
Goku: "This is my oldest son, Songohan"
Gohan: "Hoi na everything fit?"
Boy o. O ":" aeh yes "
Goku: "And this is my second son Songoten and his best friend Trunks, Vegeta's son."
Goths and Trunks: "Huhu"
Boy: "Hello, my name is Ryoga Hibiki"
Vegeta. o O (shit name)
5. Arrived?
The Z warriors went looking for a really super hammer, super mega delüx strong opponent with a braid. Led by Ryoga with the worst sense of direction in the world, it was an exciting journey.
Goku: "are we finally there?"
Ryoga: "I have no idea we actually wanted to meet in front of my house, but somehow I got lost ..."
Goku X.x "
Gohan: "How about we ask for directions"?
Ryoga speaks to a guy with a big armor: "Hello, can you tell me the way to Tokyo?"
Boy in red: "Tokyo? Never heard of ... My name is Parn you since here in Lodoss."
Ryoga: "What's the quickest way to get out of here?"
Parn points to the north with his long sword and says: "If you go along there you will get to the next continent the fastest. Ryoga thanks you and marches on south ...
The Z fighters follow him without saying anything. Parn is a little confused ...
Vegeta: "If we run around 5 more episodes I'll kill you Ryokurt"
Ryoga stinks angry: "I AM RYOGAAA"
Vegeta: "It doesn't matter, not better"
After about 4 episodes the group reaches a larger city. Ryoga wants to ask someone for directions, but Vegeta is faster and grabs a pedestrian.
Vegeta picks up the guy by his collar and asks, "Can you tell me where we are?"
Guy gasps: "In front of the Furinkan High School ahhh let go of me stranger"
Vegeta lets go of the guy.
Guy says angrily: "Do you actually know who you have in front of you?"
Vegeta: "Aeh ... Ne ..."
Guy says: "With us it is customary to introduce yourself first.That's how it should be! My name is Tatewaki Kuno I am the rising star in the firmament of the Furinkan Oberschule my friends also call me the blue thunder. The mills of heaven paint slowly but carefully. Fischers Fritz fishes fresh fish and red cabbage remains red cabbage and a wedding dress remains a wedding dress! "
Kuno was so absorbed in his speech that he didn't notice how the others were going to school.
Ryoga: "We are right here, my archenemy goes to school here, I will destroy him"
Goku: “I'm hungry!” The school bell rings and many students storm out of the school.
After about 5 minutes Ryoga yells: "RANMA FINALLY I HAVE FOUND YOU !!" and throws his umbrella at a boy. The boy bends over loosely and evades.
Ryoga: "I will destroy you !!"
Ranma: "Why? Who are you?"
Ryoga gets pissed off. A girl with blue hair arrives and stands next to Ranma.
Girl: "Do you know Ranma?"
Ranma: "I don't know Akane"
The 4 Saiyajins Goths Goku Vegeta and Trunks have sat down on a nearby wall in order to be able to observe what is happening better. Son Gohan finally arrives in front of the school with a full package and collapses for the time being. You can just hear a little puff under the mountain of luggage. But nobody notices.
Ryoga yells: "HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME? I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR 5 YEARS!
Ranma: "Why that? What did I do to you? And who are you actually?"
Ryoga horrified: "You really forgot about me! That's what you die for"
Suddenly a little old man with a big backpack jumps from Ranma's head to Ryoga's head and then over the wall. The grandfather is pursued by an army girl who run over Ranma and Ryoga.
Goku jumps off the wall, runs after Grandpa and says: "He's sure to have something to eat in there"
Ryoga and Ranma lie twitching on the floor and are covered with footprints.
Ranma: "ahhhrg"
Ryoga: "Ranma, I'll bless you aaarg"
Ranma: "Rock-paper-scissors?
Ryoga: "DON'T FUCK ME!"
Meanwhile, Songoku runs after the grandpa and wants to take his sack full of food from him.
Opi: "you get nothing from me go away!"
Goku: "Oh just let me smell it and maybe take a bite!"
Grandpa: "You're even more perverted than me"
Goku catches the backpack and pulls it until it bursts open and lots of bras whirl around.
The grandpa cries: "ahhh you did it all sunbathing" howl
Goku: "There's nothing to eat in there, just some earmuffs."
Grandpa: "Come on, get ready to fight!"
Goku: "I can't fight at all"
Grandpa: "I am Happosei Master of the Combat School Fighting of all kinds."
Goku: "Hmm, do you have something to eat?"
Happosei scratches his head and says, "I'll give you something to eat if you bring me a sack full of bras."
Goku: "What are bras?"
Happosei takes a bra and smells on it: "ahhhh this is a wonderful bra."
Goku: "You call earmuffs bras?"
Happosai: "..... GET ME SUCH THINGS"
He throws one of his notorious bombs at Son Goku's feet.
Songoku