wanted to give him his glass ... that was very strange ... otherwise he will never go to Piccolo within ten meters ... let alone to do him a favor. Well ... actually Vegeta never does anyone a favor ...



Vegeta: Would be even nicer!



KIRKIDAZE: So you think the defendant only did this to carry out his crime?



Lenzen: I forbid myself from asking the witness such suggestive questions! Besides, we haven't settled the resuscitation matter yet. You want to seriously claim that the injured party is dead ?! Then I have some news for you ... don't be frightened ... he's sitting behind you alive!



Bulma: Yeah ... NOW! You should have seen him two days ago ... he was still smelling a lot!I have to know ... I had to scare away the maggots!



Piccolo: That sounds very reproachful! What can I do that kills me, huh ?!



Lenzen: Are you serious about saying that YOU could bring the dead back to life ?!



Bulma: No ... not me ... but the Dragon Balls! Where do you see the problem? Find the balls, call Shen-Long, express your wish ... done! We have already made the whole world population alive ...



Hold: * thinks to announce * Let's ignore that ... did you see whether the defendant put anything into the glass of the noise ... injured party?



Bulma: No ... but who else would it have been? ChiChi doesn't like Piccolo either, but ...



Lenzen: So you would have had a motive too?



Bulma: No ... it's a love-hate relationship with both of them ... he saved their son's life ... ChiChi doesn't like him, but whoever saves their son's life has closed time!Mostly anyway ...



Kirkidaze: Can you tell us something about the defendant's escape?



Bulma: Not really ... you have to ask Goku afterwards, he flew after Vegeta. All I saw was the plane crash. Well ... we'll fix that in a year with the Dragon Balls ...



Hold: ... ... ... Any questions? Then we'll fire the witness! Please take a seat back there ...



Piccolo: Didn't I say it ?!



Hold: Let's hear the next witness now ... Ms. ChiChi, please, Mr. Sehlhoff!



Sehlhoff: * open the door * Ms. ChiChi please ... * close the door * I'm sorry, Ms. ChiChi could not come. Her husband says she accompanies her son on the study trip.



Kirkidaze: That's not how it works! Anyone who is called as a witness has to appear in court! We should show her off ...



Hold: Believe me, Mr. Public Prosecutor ... there is no point here ... Mr. Sehlhoff, we'll continue with Mr. Son.I think we can do without his wife's testimony for the time being ...



Sehlhoff: * Open the door * Mr. Son please ...



Son-Goku: * come in * Hello ... * sehlhoffAnrempel * ... oops ... Excuse me ... am I clumsy ... all right? * SehlhoffTap on the shoulder *



Sehlhoff: UHAAAAA ... * durchDieGegendFlieg *



CRASH !!!!!



Goku: Oops ...



Hold: * take phone * please call an ambulance for Mr. Sehlhoff ... how, he left the building ?! * hang up phone * would you please close the door? But ...



Son Goku: * close the door *



RUMMS !!! (1. The door slams ... - SenzuBean's note)

CRASH !!! (2. The frame crunches ... - SenzuBean's note)

SPLATT !!! (3. The door falls out of the frame ... - Note from SenzuBean)



Hold: ... please be careful. ... Too late ...



Goku: Oops ...



Hold: Please have a seat!



Son Goku: Thank you!



Hold: First we have to find out your personal details ... Your name is Goku Son?



Goku: Goku ...



Hold: Good. You live ... no address is given here ...



Son Goku: We live in the country. 83 district, Siedlungsraster 23 ... as soon as you take the fourth exit after the thermal power station on the south-east north-west motorway ... then you still have to drive until you reach the big one ... the best way is to drive over the Bezirksstrasse, there is such a delicious restaurant ...



Vegeta: That big hot dog on the roof?



Son Goku: You know it?



Vegeta: Sure ... every Thursday from 4:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. All-You-Can-Eat ...



Son-Goku: Yes ... * lick * ... but unfortunately I am not allowed to enter ... for life ...



Vegeta: Me too.



Hold: It's okay, we got it! What do you work as?



Son-Goku: I don't have a job ... every now and then I save the world, but ChiChi says it's no work.But it's fun! You absolutely have to try them!



Hold: So unemployed ... Are you related or related by marriage to the defendant?



Son Goku: No idea ... you know, we are Saiyajins, the last of our kind, and among our people it used to be customary to send the children on a conquest tour when they were still very young ... What do you think Vegeta are we somehow related?



Vegeta: No way! I'm a prince, have you forgotten, you lower class warrior ?! * hiss *



Son Goku: Well then, I guess not.



Hold: Then we start with the questioning ... Please tell us what happened that day.



Son Goku: But that's not a question!



Vegeta: No, but a request! And now go ahead, I want to be home for dinner!



Bulma: If you think I'll cook something for you after the story, then you've cut yourself!



Piccolo: May I cut ?! Please please! * hackle *



Vegeta: Shut up green fodder!



Hold: Would you please tell me what happened ?!



Goku: Where do I start?



Hold: In the beginning ?!



Goku: Well ... so in the beginning the Great Kaioshin, the first Kaioshin, created the universe ...



Hold: You can start a little later ...



Goku: Well then ... should I start with the creation of the earth?



Hold: Later ...



Son Goku: ChiChis and my wedding?



Hold: You're supposed to tell about the day the deed happened, damn shit!



Lenzen: But now YOU fall out of the role, Mr. Chairman ...



Son-Goku: Of course ... it was my son's birthday! For his eight years is not only very strong but also smart. ChiChi wanted me to say that. We wanted to celebrate in a small group.Just the family, actually. But Gohan begged until he was allowed to invite Piccolo ... ChiChi didn't like that at all ... and then Bulma and Vegeta also came to a surprise visit.



Hold: You can ...



Son-Goku: Everything went very well ... my wife is a great cook! Your roast veal ... and the braised apples ...



Vegeta: Hmmmmm ... yes ... and the strawberry cake!



Son Goku: With cream ... and the wonderful salad! With toasted bacon!



Vegeta: And bread cubes! And ...



Hold: Stop it now! We're not here with Alfredissimo! Pass on ...



KNURRR !!!



Kirkidaze: What was that ?!



Vegeta: My stomach ...



Son Goku: After dinner we sat behind the house under our apple tree and wanted to drink another cold lemonade ... ChiChi brought the glasses and Vegeta wanted to hand Piccolo his because ChiChi couldn't get through to him.It was on purpose, because she's been barking at him all afternoon ... and Namek ears are sensitive ... especially with high voices or ...



Piccolo: Goku! Hold the ...



Son Goku: ... when you whistle!



Piccolo: ... shut up!



Vegeta: Oh look! * whistle *



Piccolo: Grahhhhh ...!



Vegeta: * whistle loud *



Piccolo: Uah ... Vegeta ... stop ... * gag * ... stop! Otherwise I have to ko ... ko ... ko ... * gag *



Vegeta: * whistle, whistle *



Piccolo: Wuarghghg !!! ... throw up. So, now I'm better ... (He put Bulma in the neckline ... you know ... - SenzuBean's note)



Bulma: Ieeehhhhh !!!



Vegeta: It's just water ...



Piccolo: Yes ... but pre-digested ...



Bulma: Buahrg!



Vegeta: * grin *



Hold: QUIET IN THE HALL !!!



URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!



Hold: Sorry ... this is my phone.One moment please, could be important ... * decrease * Yes, here Judge Hold ... HERR SEHLHOFF ?! I understand them so badly ... where ... in TIMBUKTU ?! Good ... goodbye! * hang up * That was Mr. Sehlhoff ... he landed in Timbuktu and we will probably be back in three weeks ... we can continue ...



Kirkidaze: Can you tell us anything about the defendant's involvement?



Goku: Well ... I shouldn't be telling Vegeta ... but ... it should be a surprise for Piccolo ... Vegeta said he'd be happy about it ...



Piccolo: Oh yes ... I'm bursting with pleasure !!! You idiot knew something and didn't warn me ?! What kind of friend are you, huh ?!



Lenzen: What should my client have done?



Goku: Well ...



Vegeta: Shut up !!!



Hold: Don't influence the witness here! And you ... answer the question!


Son-Goku: Vegeta put some sugar in the glass ... he said it would taste better ... that's right too.



Lenzen: Does that mean we're sitting here because of a teaspoon of sugar !?



Piccolo: Hey ... for us Namekians, anything