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Fanfic: Richter Alexander Hold II

but pure water can be deadly!



Hold: What is a Namek anyway?



Piccolo: ...



Vegeta: Green, weak and stupid.



Piccolo: I'm a Namek.



Vegeta: I'll tell you ... * grin *



Hold: ???



Piccolo: I come from a distant planet. Namek has three suns, so it's never dark there. And we only feed on water. Do you also want to know how we reproduce?



Vegeta: Best not at all ...



Hold: Uh ... no thanks ...



Kirkidaze: What about the plane now? Did the accused want to flee after his act?



Goku: I don't think so ... Vegeta didn't even notice that there was something wrong with Piccolo.It took off right away. Me too. We secretly wanted to train a little ...



Vegeta: Kakarott, you idiot !!!



Bulma: WAAAAAS?!?!? Work out?! Behind my back?!?! Just wait!!! The padlock of the millennium comes in front of the refrigerator !!!!!



Vegeta: * shock * sweetheart ... uh ...



Bulma: * rrrrr *



Kirkidaze: What about the plane?



Goku: Vegeta took cover behind it ... and I accidentally shot it with a Kame-Hame-Ha. Sorry Can I make it up to you somehow?



Hold: By sitting quietly back there ...



Son Goku: Ok!



Hold: Are there any more questions? No? Then we close the evidence. Mr. Public Prosecutor ... your plea please ...



Kirkidaze: Mr. Chairman ... it is only thanks to the witness Son Goku that we were able to shed light on events! The accused did not contribute anything!Anyway ... the allegation of air piracy is untenable. However, the attempted murder and assault remains! The accused put the sugar in the water with full intent ... and since it must be assumed that he knew about the biological conditions of his friend ...



Vegeta: The cucumber is not my friend!



Kirkidaze: ... attempted murder is to be assumed!



Vegeta: If I want to kill someone, I'm not trying ...



Lenzen: Psssst!



Vegeta: ... do!



Hold: Only the prosecutor speaks during the plea !!!



Kirkidaze: Thank you ... I'm applying for a 3 year sentence. Without parole, of course.



Hold: Thank you ... Lawyer Lenzen ...



Vegeta: * wisper * * tuschel *



Lenzen: * blassWerd * Uh ... my client demands that I be brief ... After we can ignore air piracy, and adding sugar ... to a food ... cannot be called poisoning. .. I apply for acquittal !!!



Hold: Thank you. We will then withdraw for a consultation ...



5 minutes and one commercial later ...



Hold: Stand up to deliver the verdict ... The accused is acquitted! Please sit down ... On the reasons: Adding a food to a drink does not constitute a poisoning. The accused is not a trained medical professional who should have been familiar with the physical characteristics of the victim ... so he could not see any harmful effects of his actions ... The session is closed! ... Finally ...











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