Translation
Fanfic: Planet of the Apes #2
Chapter: Planet of the Apes # 2
Chapter 2 - crash landing
"Daijoubu desu ka?"
"IIE !!" How should everything be all right? Everything went down the drain - Vegeta was mostly a desert planet - nothing went as planned and the Ouji had already discarded the thought of mutiny. Even so, these facts did not stop the servants from bombarding him with the same questions over and over again. They should SERVE him and not want to play a psychiatrist, that's what they were paid for! Vegeta would have loved to blow the curious guy into the next dimension but two reasons stopped him: First, he didn't want to get into trouble with the goddamn union (even if Vegeta-sei is a monarchy, there is no dictatorship) and second, the servant in front of him was - besides being talkative - an excellent employee, and since good staff were so hard to find, even Saiyan no Ouji couldn't afford to lose one.
With that important thought in mind, Vegeta trudged off without another word.
Pii looked after the little prince and wondered again and again where his ruler had so much space in his body for all the pride. It was an eternal mystery and apparently unsolvable. With a shrug, Pii went back to work, because there was one point where Vegeta was not an enigma: When he had slept badly, he was even more grouchy than usual.
So the servant shook out the pillows, hung the covers out of the window to air, and picked up the stuffed monkeys from the floor to place them on the bed again.
"A little substitute for motherly love," Pii muttered compassionately as he remembered how early the Ouhi had died.
* ~ ^ ~ *
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!" it boomed. "What primitive little monkeys they really are! Hahaha !! Simply delicious!"
"Haha ..."
"Who allowed you to laugh along ?!"Freezer snapped angrily.
"Nobody, master, nobody. Please forgive me!"
"Well, let's not be like that and you ..."
"Thank you, master! Thanks a million," the mindless servant babbled on until he was silenced with a well-aimed shot of Freezers.
"I hate to be interrupted when I am issuing an ineffective pardon ... Where did I stop?"
"'Hahaha !! Simply delicious!`, Master, "said Zarbon.
"Exactly. As I said: Hahaha !!" The crazy laugh went on until the crazy Icejin finally had enough.
"Even if you think you know that I murdered the King, nobody can harm me ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! How satisfying to be a soulless monster!" And again the room was filled with shrill laughter.
* ~ ^ ~ *
"I vehemently don't understand why all parts of the room capsule are protected against irregularities ... just not the bridge ... Phew!"Ultimately, the Oort cloud was successfully crossed without any significant damage to the outer shell. The titanium cladding held more than it promised, only the foremost part of the capsule was shaken like a tumber in which a pina colada was being prepared ... < br />
"Heavens again", Bulma grumbled in a daze and staggered to the door. The wild ride was finally over. "I hope I don't keep the worm ..."
* ~ ^ ~ *
"No, we didn't notice anything, everything was very quiet, wasn't it, Kuririn?" Chichi poured herself orange juice while she was sitting at the table with her crew members.
Bulma eyed her plate critically and estimated the percentage risk of losing her food again if she dared to swallow something. Her perception was still like a kaleidoscope and her stomach was on a roller coaster - not in the kind of the dwarf train, but the kind you know from comedies.
"You're not going to get too fat right away," teased Kuririn, noticing Bulma's indecision."Not too much, anyway ..."
“Oh, shut up, or I'll cut your bald wax rations!” That threat always worked.
Chichi chuckled softly and got up, taking her dirty plate with her. "I'll get back to work."
"Yeah, I'll be back then ..." added Kuririn.
Bulma nodded in satisfaction. She had trained her friends well. When she got up too, another wave of dizziness hit her and her plate landed on the floor, splintering. "Shit," she swore softly and stopped at the table so as not to tip over.
A scream made her look up and realize that she wasn't the only one. Kuririn and Chichi had also fallen over. Was she contagious? Another jolt went through the spaceship.
"Damn it," whispered Bulma and felt her way along the wall towards the bridge. “What is it now?” On the way, some things got in her way. Lost pictures, burst lightbulbs, clattering armor.* Where do they come from? *
"Unknown planetary system ahead. Evasive course ... impossible. To initiate an emergency landing, switch to manual control."
As soon as Bulma could overlook the situation, she triggered the red alarm, which meant that Chichi and Kuririn should withdraw to their quarters, stay there and pray.
Not that this has happened many times, in truth this was the first time. And if Bulma managed this emergency landing, she would tear her on-board computer to pieces with her own hands, since it was not able to locate a planetary system that was one hundred percent marked on the maps, early enough.
"I guess you'd better buckle up," Bulma said over the radio. "I guess it might get a bit rough ..."
* ~ ^ ~ *
Chichi repeated for the twentieth time. “Rumpy?” Apparently the rotary worm had caught her.
Kuririn checked a cracked mirror to see if the dots on his forehead were still in the right order.Not that he was vain, but who knew when he would finally meet his dream woman? Then he wanted to see something right away!
"I guess we can't get any further with the capsule with all spare parts ...", Bulma muttered as if to himself.
"Why is that?" Asked Kuririn, who had finished his inspection.
"Well, I don't really know ... Maybe it's because the navigating bridge is fumigated, or the spares themselves melted, or maybe the outer shells have come apart, but basically I'm for them Possibility, because THE GODDAMNED SPACE CAPSULE HAS SUNKED IN THE SEA !!!! And since we don't have a crane around here, it will be difficult, if not impossible at all, to recover it! "Bulma tore her hair in disbelief. Were they really that stupid, or were they just doing it to annoy them? "YES, RUMPY !!", she yelled at the black haired record player, pulling her out of her trance."We have to find a way to get to a new ship ..." she mused aloud.
"Um, maybe ..." Kuririn interjected hesitantly and pointed over Bulma's shoulder. "Maybe we should find a way to get away from this grim-looking alien first ..."
-
Daijoubu desu ka - How are you? Everything OK?
Iie - No
Pii - English katakana form of "pea", pea
"Daijoubu desu ka?"
"IIE !!" How should everything be all right? Everything went down the drain - Vegeta was mostly a desert planet - nothing went as planned and the Ouji had already discarded the thought of mutiny. Even so, these facts did not stop the servants from bombarding him with the same questions over and over again. They should SERVE him and not want to play a psychiatrist, that's what they were paid for! Vegeta would have loved to blow the curious guy into the next dimension but two reasons stopped him: First, he didn't want to get into trouble with the goddamn union (even if Vegeta-sei is a monarchy, there is no dictatorship) and second, the servant in front of him was - besides being talkative - an excellent employee, and since good staff were so hard to find, even Saiyan no Ouji couldn't afford to lose one.
With that important thought in mind, Vegeta trudged off without another word.
Pii looked after the little prince and wondered again and again where his ruler had so much space in his body for all the pride. It was an eternal mystery and apparently unsolvable. With a shrug, Pii went back to work, because there was one point where Vegeta was not an enigma: When he had slept badly, he was even more grouchy than usual.
So the servant shook out the pillows, hung the covers out of the window to air, and picked up the stuffed monkeys from the floor to place them on the bed again.
"A little substitute for motherly love," Pii muttered compassionately as he remembered how early the Ouhi had died.
* ~ ^ ~ *
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!" it boomed. "What primitive little monkeys they really are! Hahaha !! Simply delicious!"
"Haha ..."
"Who allowed you to laugh along ?!"Freezer snapped angrily.
"Nobody, master, nobody. Please forgive me!"
"Well, let's not be like that and you ..."
"Thank you, master! Thanks a million," the mindless servant babbled on until he was silenced with a well-aimed shot of Freezers.
"I hate to be interrupted when I am issuing an ineffective pardon ... Where did I stop?"
"'Hahaha !! Simply delicious!`, Master, "said Zarbon.
"Exactly. As I said: Hahaha !!" The crazy laugh went on until the crazy Icejin finally had enough.
"Even if you think you know that I murdered the King, nobody can harm me ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! How satisfying to be a soulless monster!" And again the room was filled with shrill laughter.
* ~ ^ ~ *
"I vehemently don't understand why all parts of the room capsule are protected against irregularities ... just not the bridge ... Phew!"Ultimately, the Oort cloud was successfully crossed without any significant damage to the outer shell. The titanium cladding held more than it promised, only the foremost part of the capsule was shaken like a tumber in which a pina colada was being prepared ... < br />
"Heavens again", Bulma grumbled in a daze and staggered to the door. The wild ride was finally over. "I hope I don't keep the worm ..."
* ~ ^ ~ *
"No, we didn't notice anything, everything was very quiet, wasn't it, Kuririn?" Chichi poured herself orange juice while she was sitting at the table with her crew members.
Bulma eyed her plate critically and estimated the percentage risk of losing her food again if she dared to swallow something. Her perception was still like a kaleidoscope and her stomach was on a roller coaster - not in the kind of the dwarf train, but the kind you know from comedies.
"You're not going to get too fat right away," teased Kuririn, noticing Bulma's indecision."Not too much, anyway ..."
“Oh, shut up, or I'll cut your bald wax rations!” That threat always worked.
Chichi chuckled softly and got up, taking her dirty plate with her. "I'll get back to work."
"Yeah, I'll be back then ..." added Kuririn.
Bulma nodded in satisfaction. She had trained her friends well. When she got up too, another wave of dizziness hit her and her plate landed on the floor, splintering. "Shit," she swore softly and stopped at the table so as not to tip over.
A scream made her look up and realize that she wasn't the only one. Kuririn and Chichi had also fallen over. Was she contagious? Another jolt went through the spaceship.
"Damn it," whispered Bulma and felt her way along the wall towards the bridge. “What is it now?” On the way, some things got in her way. Lost pictures, burst lightbulbs, clattering armor.* Where do they come from? *
"Unknown planetary system ahead. Evasive course ... impossible. To initiate an emergency landing, switch to manual control."
As soon as Bulma could overlook the situation, she triggered the red alarm, which meant that Chichi and Kuririn should withdraw to their quarters, stay there and pray.
Not that this has happened many times, in truth this was the first time. And if Bulma managed this emergency landing, she would tear her on-board computer to pieces with her own hands, since it was not able to locate a planetary system that was one hundred percent marked on the maps, early enough.
"I guess you'd better buckle up," Bulma said over the radio. "I guess it might get a bit rough ..."
* ~ ^ ~ *
Chichi repeated for the twentieth time. “Rumpy?” Apparently the rotary worm had caught her.
Kuririn checked a cracked mirror to see if the dots on his forehead were still in the right order.Not that he was vain, but who knew when he would finally meet his dream woman? Then he wanted to see something right away!
"I guess we can't get any further with the capsule with all spare parts ...", Bulma muttered as if to himself.
"Why is that?" Asked Kuririn, who had finished his inspection.
"Well, I don't really know ... Maybe it's because the navigating bridge is fumigated, or the spares themselves melted, or maybe the outer shells have come apart, but basically I'm for them Possibility, because THE GODDAMNED SPACE CAPSULE HAS SUNKED IN THE SEA !!!! And since we don't have a crane around here, it will be difficult, if not impossible at all, to recover it! "Bulma tore her hair in disbelief. Were they really that stupid, or were they just doing it to annoy them? "YES, RUMPY !!", she yelled at the black haired record player, pulling her out of her trance."We have to find a way to get to a new ship ..." she mused aloud.
"Um, maybe ..." Kuririn interjected hesitantly and pointed over Bulma's shoulder. "Maybe we should find a way to get away from this grim-looking alien first ..."
-
Daijoubu desu ka - How are you? Everything OK?
Iie - No
Pii - English katakana form of "pea", pea