"Deene Mutta would never throw me pink, you know and you know." Quite apart from the fact that he was completely right, that was once again an answer à la Vegeta: Sullen face, exasperated look, the corners of the mouth twisted, tight Answers in a language no one could understand. Which was probably mainly due to the fact that he so rarely dealt with people. And despised her weakness. Although ... he was always relatively ... nice to Bulma. As unusual as it sounded to a certain Saiyan prince named Vegeta. There were people who were so weak in his eyes that they weren't even worth paying attention to. Like Yamcha, for example. But she wasn't exactly a muscle man either. And why did he actually stay on earth? Did he like her? Was he maybe even in love with her ...? But before she could delve further into these thoughts, he luckily got her out of them. "Nanu? Keene answer?Do you have fieba? "No, he was definitely not in love with her. In a certain sense she was a little disappointed, but mostly relieved. Vegeta HER lover? He made a better bodyguard. But then the question arose whether he was anyone's lover at all Who knows, maybe he was gay? Actually a nice thought. But wasn't it always said that gay men understand women? Bulma saw no way out, at least not in the time Vegeta gave her. "Hello hello? System crash? "So gay could also be ruled out, but Vegeta's stupid question also had something good: Bulma finally woke up from her daydream. Or, as Vegeta would say, from half-sleep:" Veggie sweetheart, you're really not exactly the binomial coefficient. "But instead of getting angry about her affectionate veggie treasure, he countered quite quick-witted and perfectly right:" That affects me peripherally. "Bulma was genuinely amazed that Veggie even knew such words."And what if I got my mother to throw you out? (Unbelieving gasp from Vegeta) Man, I mean theoretically. Where would you go? You don't have a spaceship and you don't want to go to Son Goku. What would you do then Do you look for a job and earn your own living? That I don't laugh. Without me you wouldn't have a chance on this planet. Admit it, I won't tell anyone. "Vegeta didn't think it necessary to point this out to Bulma, that a call to the universe did not cost very much (if you knew the right numbers), that he had made his way through as a thief and killer for years and that it was guaranteed to be no problem for him to find his way around a strange planet. But instead he began to relax and talk normally again: "You know, you are absolutely right (Bulma looked at him in astonishment). You could throw me out at any time and then I would really have no idea where.Ingenious theory, but unfortunately it has one tiny flaw. "" And that would be? "" I can get out of here with no problems. I have a spaceship. " "Oh yes? And where from, if I may ask that stupid question? " "From you. "That was somehow new to her, but who understood a Saiyajin prince? At least she didn't. But maybe he just trusted her good-natured side." What if I don't give you one? "" You have to give me one though. " "Why? Because that would be pretty nasty otherwise? I think I could live with that. "" What bad luck, you owe me one more thing. " "You're welcome? "She couldn't believe it, Veggie was joking. And he usually had, as his name aptly described, the humor of vegetables. The only question was whether vegetables had something like humor. And like the example of Vegeta perfectly described: Obviously not. Why should she owe him a spaceship? "Why should I owe you a spaceship? "" Oh, I just happened to hear what you did with poor Nappa's spaceship.You don't seem to know that Freezie provided 3 spaceships to each team leader. And as sorry as I am, I was regrettably the Saiyan team leader. And had to pay the rental fee Freezie asked for. So Nappa's spaceship was mine. And so you owe me a spaceship or a lot of coal. "Vegeta spoke as if it were a matter of course that she owed him a spaceship. And as if he did not understand why she did not see it." And theoretically, "he added," even 3. Because what happened to Raditz spaceship, no one seems to know exactly. And mine exploded with Namek and since you took me away from there and regrettably forgot it, you owe me all in all 3. How did you say so beautifully? >> Is a fact, not meant badly. <
1 .: He hadn't kicked her out yet.

2: When she entered the room, gravity had been turned off, so Vegeta hadn't trained.

3 .: He had not yet accused her of being human, which in his eyes was probably an insult.

4th: He was relatively friendly.

5th: He hadn't yelled at her yet.

6 .: He was relatively easy to get along with.

7 .: He suddenly knew technical terms.

etc.



Bulma thought about it, as we are used to from her. To which person did all of these characteristics apply. Yes, now to Vegeta of course, but what kind of situation did you have to be in to fulfill these points? In any case, it wasn't a sign of annoyed people. Maybe from annoyed Saiyan? Mmh, Son Goku had never seen her annoyed, at least she had pushed it aside. Perhaps from annoyed Saiyan princes? Quite possible, you could never know. Well, why not, as a certain annoyed Vegeta would say now, who was now standing next to her due to several different strange circumstances. Otherwise, she could only think of one group of people who reacted like this: stoners. There were probably a lot of interesting things about Vegeta, of which she obviously had "no pale".

Veggie did something that only confirmed Bulma's suspicion (the one about the stoners). He started to grin. "Therefore only theoretically.I only want 1 spaceship from you. And you can't even pay for that. That looks like a hell of a dilemma. But I just see the rent I'm saving here as compensation, okay? Wait, let me do the math, it can only be a matter of hours ... in about ... 20 years we should be even. "She seemed shocked, but she hid it pretty well, reacted very cool:" Well, if you mean ... "He grinned. She fidgeted on the hook. He knew that, and she knew that too, and that made his triumph the less better.

One thing you had to give Vegeta: he was a first class businessman.

"But I think we're digressing. And now to our 1 million question: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DAMN CHRISTMAS?

A) I have no idea

B) I have absolutely no idea

C) I don't know or

D) I take the public joker. "And again it seemed

like he's fucking funny. "Well, that's a long story ..." "Not that you mind now."" ... but there is such a fairy tale. "" That takes hours, but that won't stop you from telling me. "" So you know, in Bethlehem, that's a place like that, there was once a census, and that's why everyone from Israel had to go there at the time. “Well, why not?” “Man, I thought you wanted to know!” “It's not that I want to KNOW, YOU just want to TELL me. And listening is the only way to get rid of yourself. “And if you don't shut up, I'll stay here a few more hours.” “I'm as silent as a grave.” Bulma didn't know what Vegeta had, it wouldn't be a problem for him to throw her out. Literally. "So 2 people called Joseph and Maria went there, but they couldn't find a place to sleep, and Maria was also pregnant. That's why they knocked everywhere, but there was no place available. When she almost wanted to give up, they knocked on a door and they were allowed to sleep in the barn.And then Jesus was born and somehow he was the Son of God and that's where they celebrated. And that is Christmas Eve, and because 3 kings came and brought him presents, they give each other presents on this day. And then this Jesus went through the country to spread his faith and was later crucified because the Romans thought he was planning a revolt. But he has risen again and that is the day that presents are given to each other. "" Total nonsense and far too complicated. "" Hey, that was the short version !! Vegeta gave her a helpless look. “You don't want to tell me the longer one, do you?” “No, no, don't panic. I just wanted to ask you if you would like to celebrate Christmas with us.” “Wait a minute, let me think about it. Mmh ... no. "" And what is the probability that you will eat with me and my parents tonight? "" About the same as the probability that I will fall off a bridge within the next 10 seconds."And since there was no bridge nearby, so pretty low.



"Mmh, mom, you've outdone yourself once again." Oh no, Bulma, my darling. I think it would taste even better if Vegeta dined with us. "" Oh nonsense. He lives here, but doesn't even want to celebrate Christmas with us. Well, I can't blame him either, he just comes from another planet. He doesn't know anything like that, well, bad luck. I wonder what Saiyan people celebrate. "" Oh um, Bulmaschatz, because of Christmas ... well, unfortunately your mother and I cannot celebrate with you. I have to go to a scientist conference and your mother is with me. I'm really sorry. " "That's fine. I'm done. "She cleared her dishes. Then she went up to her room and threw herself on the bed. It was going to be a shitty Christmas. Great.



The big day that Bulma had always looked forward to as a child had