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Fanfic: How to marry the Girl of your Dreams
..." stuttered Grandmother. "Ver ...?" She couldn't believe it, she couldn't say it. Was that déjà vu or was she trapped in a repetitive dream?
"'Fiancé' is probably the word you are looking for," Wolf jumped in again. "Huff-puff, we can talk to you, right? After all, I'll soon be part of the family ..."
That was the last drop that Grandmother needed, and after the two faces blurred before her eyes and she plunged into the darkness, she only vaguely felt that she was not landing as hard on the ground as she had assumed.
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A / N: All data and information in the first part are real, except for `Will`. I am not sure if there really is a full-time doorman. I downloaded basic information about the Nine Kingdoms from a very informative homepage. Unfortunately, Wolf's story contradicts the facts from the book / film, although it kind of makes a lot more sense. I think I'll stick to the text on the internet. With that I can surprise a lot more.