Translation
Fanfic: The world´s greatest
Subtitle: Der Superkrieger
Chapter: Vegeta's secret
Chapter I: Vegeta's Secret
I, Trunks Briefs, the son of the recently deceased inventor Bulma, who in turn heads the Capsule Corp. was, am just on the way to the earth god Dende to his palace. My father Vegeta was waiting there. I knew from afar what he was going to do with me. My sources said that two years ago my father dug some kind of cave underground and hid something there that I shouldn't have known. What he was hiding must have been dear to Bulma's heart. The old woman howled 5 bathtubs full. She could not be reassured for 20 long days. Vegeta knew of my suspicions. So: Did "Vegi" want to give out the whole truth or did he want to beat me up so that I was not able to look for this cave. So: I was now on the way to the palace of God. To do this, I didn't have to drive or run, I flew. Not by plane and not with wings, but with your own strength. Dende's palace was located where the two continents of Europe and Africa "met".So I went from beautiful Hawaii, where I was on vacation and HAPPY with beautiful girls, so to speak, directly to Southern Europe. It stood on a beautiful grassy landscape: The Quince Tower. The only one who actually managed to CLIMB the Quince Tower was the legendary Son Goku, who dug his own grave in a not so legendary fight against me. Wanting to fight me is almost suicide !! Well, he wanted to give free rein to his naive arrogance. Now Son Goku, transformed into 34 clubs, lies in my stomach. I have to tell you guys, never eat a NEARLY legendary super warrior. The critters are hard to digest. Back to history: I didn't want to climb the quince tower because the shit would take too long. So I had to fly vertically. A few minutes later I greeted Master Quince, the cat guarding its tower. She lived at the top of the tower. But I had to keep flying. Again a few minutes later I arrived at God's palace.Popo was already waiting for me there, who, as always, greeted me with "Master Trunks". (If only my father were so nice * grin *) He said that Vegi was there and waiting for me, (As if I didn't know!) My father was waiting in the mysterious "room of spirit and time" (RvGuZ) . An "Earth Day" there lasted a whole year. So my father wanted to fight. It pissed me off because my dad is the kind of person who doesn't commit suicide when he fights me. It is more likely to be suicide to accept your challenge. I kept my father waiting. If this really was going to be my last fight, I had to eat something. (* Grins !!! *)
Popo had a lot to do to satisfy my relentless hunger. After 32 courses I was fed up. The whole refrigerator was empty. I was rude, kept my father waiting. I was sweating really badly. Yes, it was sweat. I was very nervous about my father, so I took a two and a half hour bath first.Then I showered again for another quarter of an hour to really get the sweat away. Then I did the most insolent thing you could do to make someone who was waiting white hot: a siesta. You couldn't call it a siesta anymore because I slept six and a half. When I finally woke up, I said goodbye to Dende and Popo and entered the RvGuZ, where Vegeta had been waiting for me for 8 hours, i.e. over 100 days. I entered the room for the first time. Except for a staircase and the exit, the RvGuZ consisted of a white nothing. But as soon as you entered the white nothing, a gravity three times as high as on earth fell on you.
I, Trunks Briefs, the son of the recently deceased inventor Bulma, who in turn heads the Capsule Corp. was, am just on the way to the earth god Dende to his palace. My father Vegeta was waiting there. I knew from afar what he was going to do with me. My sources said that two years ago my father dug some kind of cave underground and hid something there that I shouldn't have known. What he was hiding must have been dear to Bulma's heart. The old woman howled 5 bathtubs full. She could not be reassured for 20 long days. Vegeta knew of my suspicions. So: Did "Vegi" want to give out the whole truth or did he want to beat me up so that I was not able to look for this cave. So: I was now on the way to the palace of God. To do this, I didn't have to drive or run, I flew. Not by plane and not with wings, but with your own strength. Dende's palace was located where the two continents of Europe and Africa "met".So I went from beautiful Hawaii, where I was on vacation and HAPPY with beautiful girls, so to speak, directly to Southern Europe. It stood on a beautiful grassy landscape: The Quince Tower. The only one who actually managed to CLIMB the Quince Tower was the legendary Son Goku, who dug his own grave in a not so legendary fight against me. Wanting to fight me is almost suicide !! Well, he wanted to give free rein to his naive arrogance. Now Son Goku, transformed into 34 clubs, lies in my stomach. I have to tell you guys, never eat a NEARLY legendary super warrior. The critters are hard to digest. Back to history: I didn't want to climb the quince tower because the shit would take too long. So I had to fly vertically. A few minutes later I greeted Master Quince, the cat guarding its tower. She lived at the top of the tower. But I had to keep flying. Again a few minutes later I arrived at God's palace.Popo was already waiting for me there, who, as always, greeted me with "Master Trunks". (If only my father were so nice * grin *) He said that Vegi was there and waiting for me, (As if I didn't know!) My father was waiting in the mysterious "room of spirit and time" (RvGuZ) . An "Earth Day" there lasted a whole year. So my father wanted to fight. It pissed me off because my dad is the kind of person who doesn't commit suicide when he fights me. It is more likely to be suicide to accept your challenge. I kept my father waiting. If this really was going to be my last fight, I had to eat something. (* Grins !!! *)
Popo had a lot to do to satisfy my relentless hunger. After 32 courses I was fed up. The whole refrigerator was empty. I was rude, kept my father waiting. I was sweating really badly. Yes, it was sweat. I was very nervous about my father, so I took a two and a half hour bath first.Then I showered again for another quarter of an hour to really get the sweat away. Then I did the most insolent thing you could do to make someone who was waiting white hot: a siesta. You couldn't call it a siesta anymore because I slept six and a half. When I finally woke up, I said goodbye to Dende and Popo and entered the RvGuZ, where Vegeta had been waiting for me for 8 hours, i.e. over 100 days. I entered the room for the first time. Except for a staircase and the exit, the RvGuZ consisted of a white nothing. But as soon as you entered the white nothing, a gravity three times as high as on earth fell on you.