"Research trips are wonderful," said Cal. This time it took SG 1 and SGCal to Japan. Jack immediately separated himself from the group and bought tickets for the soccer World Cup, Daniel was studying some Budda characters, Teal'c stood there in silence, as always. SGCal, however, was on a hike through the old city. They reached Furikan High School. A fight was going on there. Two girls were fighting. Cal, the gentleman, rushed towards the two of them, screaming a battle cry.
"YOU STUPID GOOSE!" Shouted the first woman, she was red-haired. The second, a brunette, immediately got back into fighting position and covered the redhead with punches and kicks. Without Cal being fully aware of what had happened, the two fighters froze and looked at him in surprise. His gaze followed yours and he saw that he had fired his phaser into the air.
"Don't you have anything better to do?"he asked the two girls.
"What are you getting involved in?" The redhead asked defiantly.
"Exactly!" Replied another, unknown voice.
It originated exactly behind Cal, so that Cal turned around.
Across from him was a man with a wooden sword in his hand.
"Where did you get you all of a sudden?" Cal asked casually.
The man's features hardened: "What cheek you bring to your mouth."
Cal heard that Anise, Sam, Deanna, Hathor and Alex were also there.
He turned to the feminine part of the SGCal: "Has the guy swallowed n poetry?"
Then he turned back to the guy with the wooden sword.
"Who are you anyway?" He asked him.
"I'm the coming star of the Furikan High School. I'm Tatewake Kuno!", He introduced himself, "And who are you?"
"I am the spaceship that penetrates space. I am the photon torpedo that brings your shuttle out of the warp flight at warp five.I am Captain Calvin Nathan Cat! ", Cal said and immediately had to avoid a sword blow.
Then he unlocked his phaser, aimed at Kuno, and fired. The high school student froze and fell backwards. Cal put his gun back in its holster with a practiced "finger twist", a hand gesture known from western films.
"Did that really have to be?" Sam hissed angrily.
Cal shrugged his shoulders: "He spoke to me at an angle."
"I have to admit ... Nobody has finished with Kuno THAT quickly.", Said the brunette and stepped up to Cal.
"My name is Akane Tendo, I'm from the Tendo Combat School for all kinds of fights.", She introduced herself.
Then the redhead landed next to Akane in one sentence: "She's my fiancée!", She clarified.
Cal's eyes fell out of their sockets. Akane rammed her fist in the redhead's face.
"What she meant by that was, I'm Ranma Saotome's fiancée."Akane corrected.
Cal nodded and then turned to the redhead: "What's your name?"
"Ranma Saotome!" Replied the redhead.
Cal was perplexed: "How do you?"
"It's a long story, Mr. Cat.", Ranma started, but Cal interrupted, "Just call me Cal."
"Okay, Cal. As I said, it's a long story, come to our house with your friends.", Ranma said, gave Akane a sidelong glance and said: "Then I'll have a few minutes' rest before this one Trample ".
Cal shrugged, "Why not?"
But Akane rammed his fist in Ranma's face. So the two women kept fighting. Cal let his phaser speak again.
"Hey, I thought we were invited?" He asked.
Ranma and Akane nodded, got up in sync, kept silent, and took SGCal to the Tendo Combat School.

They sat in the dining room of the Tendo fighting school for all kinds of brawls.Cal had come into the dining room first and looked around.
"Where are the chairs and why is the table so low?" He asked.
Sam was much more familiar with the Asian way of life than Cal and told him that you eat cross-legged.
A sound of understanding ran through Cal's throat: "Aaaaaaha!"
And then he sat cross-legged. The redhead came up to him: "This is my place!"
Cal looked up at her.
"Indeed, then your name is ...", he broke off and looked at the kitchen table, "IKEA?"
At the same time he felt a heat next to him and when he looked up again the redhead had disappeared and a black-haired young man stood across from him.
Cal looked at him confused: "WHERE did Ranma go?"
"I am Ranma."
"I mean the girl Ranma."
"Stand in front of you."
And to top it all off, a panda bear sat across from him.
That was too much for Cal.He pointed to the panda, turned to Sam and asked: "Do you see a panda sitting there too ???"
Sam nodded.
He turned back to Akane: "Do the pets eat at your table?"
"HOW DO YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER?" Ranma yelled at Cal.
Cal's gaze was now hectic. He wandered over his angels, then to Akane, then to Ranma, to the panda, and then to Ranma again.
"D ... This is your father ????" he asked the boy confused.
In response to his question, the panda took a kettle from the table, which was whistling happily, and let the boiling water run over his body. The result was that an elderly man was sitting in the room.
"Am I totally nuts now?" Cal asked the girls.
"I prefer to keep quiet." Sam smiled sweetly at Cal, who was just having a nervous collapse.
He touched his temple and massaged it.
Then he reached into his holster, pulled out his phaser, vaporized the kettle and alternately threatened Ranma, the panda, who was now a man, and Akane."DON'T COME CLOSE TO ME !!!!" he yelled.
But again he was faced with a curiosity in the Saotome household. Noodles cuffed his arms and legs, causing him to fall to the ground. A blue-haired woman rushed over and kicked the phaser out of his hands with a loud "KIAAAAI!"
Then she went to Ranma and snuggled up to him: "Have I been able to protect my Ranma well?"
Akane didn’t seem to be happy about the strangers’s tenderness and suggested ...
Ranma with the phaser handle on her head.
"AU! YOU TRAMP!", He made and then caught another volley of kicks and karate punches.
The blue-haired woman had grabbed the phaser and was aiming it at the still cuffed Cal. The fact that Anise turned her zat on her didn't seem to bother her.
"Nihao!", She said and smiled happily, "I'm Zampo!""Sam Carter.", Sam introduced himself and shook hands with Zampo in a friendly way.
"My name is Anise, that means noble strength.", Said the Tok'ra, and let her Zat retract.
"Counselor Deanna Troi!" Came from Deanna, who telepathically said "Hello" to Zampo, which seemed to upset her a little.
Alex got up, reached across the table and gave Zampo his hand: "Alex Carter! I'm Sam's sister."
And Hathor also introduced herself in her usual stoic way.
Then Zampo turned back to Cal, who was still tied up with noodles.
"Captain Calvin Nathan Cat, from the Ruhr area.", Cal made and started to raise his hand somehow.
Then he gave up and tried other ways to free himself. He ate his chains.
Now he also held out his hand to Zampo, who happily took it and pressed it. At the same time, Cal's other hand snapped forward and grabbed his weapon.He put it back in its holster.
"This thing is dangerous on the wrong setting," he lectured.
The former panda got up, luckily, because otherwise he would have made the acquaintance of a fighting pig that shot at Ranma and Akane, who were still fighting, and squeaked accusingly.
Suddenly Akane gave Ranma a kick, which flew into the small garden pond that was created on the property of the Tendos. Before Cal could even wonder, instead of the expected man, the redhead broke the surface of the water again. Cal was once again perplexed.
His angels seemed to find that amusing.
But he was even more surprised when a small gush of water shot at him and Zampo, both of them soaked to the bone and …… Cal was standing next to a blue cat.
"Meow?" Said the pet.
Sam also stared in amazement at the transformation that had just taken place.Cal's mind raced: "What is happening here?"
He wrung out his uniform and went to his angels.
"What's going on here?" He asked the five who only gave him an unsuspecting shrug.
Another young woman entered the room. She appeared to be Cal's age, eighteen, and looked at the group in the living room with telling disinterest.
"Ranma, Akane, Zampo, Ryoga, Mr. Saotome, there is food," she said.
The little group stopped their fights, squeals, meows and grumbling and sat politely at the set table.
"There is plenty, if you want to eat too!", Asked the woman and looked at Cal and his angels waiting. Cal's stomach growled treacherously.

Cal finally sat between the cat and Akane, while the pig sat in front of Akane and Ranma in front of the cat. Across from him sat and ate Sam.
"So where are you from?" Asked Ranma-chan, that is, Ranma as a girl.Cal thought that because of the sheer egos and alter-egos, you could soon no longer see the forest in front of your eyes.
"Well, that's Major Samantha Carter and Lieutenant Alexandra Carter of the Air Force, I'm an Air Force Captain, Deanna is a marine psychologist, and Hathor and Anise are ... civil researchers."
"What is the Air Force?" Ranma finally asked.
"Oh, you didn't do that in class? This is the United States Air Force. But that doesn't matter. We're here as tourists at the moment," Cal explained.
"Meow, meow miiiiiau!" Said the cat next to him.
Cal looked down at her: "Meow, meowuu meow."
"You understand her?" Sam asked, amused, because she knew that this was a game that Cal had made up for.
"What do you think, Sam, which is why my last name is" CAT ". Try it too, after all, your name is Carter.", Cal said.
But Ranma-chan just looked at the cat fearfully."What is it?" Asked Cal Ranma-chan.
"He's scared of cats," Akane explained.
At that moment a hornet flew in and sat down on Cal's uniform. The captain immediately froze, and cold sweat stood on his skin.
"Hor ... hornet!" He stammered.
"What is it? It's just an insect!", Ranma-chan replied with a laugh and fished the hornet off Cal's shoulder.
"D… thanks, Anke… uh, Ranma.", Cal stammered.
"It's just a small insect," Ranma-chan insisted. Cal's response made