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Fanfic: Visiting Japan

Chapter: Kuno wants revenge

The sword stuck casually in the ground, leaning very casually against the sword, he stood in the door frame.
"Hello, my girl with the red braid.", He greeted Ranma-chan exuberantly, then turned to Akane: "Oh, my goddess!"
Cal first gave Kuno a look, then turned to Ranmachan: "That guy's got a shadow, right?"
Ranma-chan nodded.
"YOU! You dare to talk about me behind my back, high school student Tatewake Kuno?" Hissed the high school student, who seemed to have recovered quite well from his phaser anesthesia.
"I dare. Easy!" Replied Cal.
Kuno let out a battle cry and smashed the railing next to Cal with one deft blow.
Cal had his phaser in hand again: "WOW WOW !!! VERY CALM!"
"I want revenge for the abuse that YOU brought me in front of the lovely Akane and the goddess with the red braid."said Kuno.
"Tell me, Kunchen, can you talk normally too?" Asked Cal.
"You'd better not mess with Kuno.", Akane called out to him, "He's not only quick, he's also extremely angry at the moment."
"Sam ??? I could use some help here!" Shouted a cornered Cal.
Sam shrugged: "Just how?"
Cal: "YOU are the Air Force expert here. I'm just a Starfleet captain!"
And already he had to fend off another stroke of the sword. Then a kind of nonchalance returned to Cal for a moment. He did a couple of somersaults mortadelli (I know it's called somersaults mortale) and came to a stop just before the pond. Again he casually reached into his holster, tried to pull the phaser, but ... there was nothing.
Kuno let out a battle cry: "NOW IT'S YOUR TURN !!!!"
Then the high school student raced towards poor Cal with a monkey tooth, sword raised menacingly over his head.Before Cal could even think of dodging ……… he heard the characteristic hum of a Zat discharge. Kuno shivered like an electric shock and fell to the ground.

Kuno rested a little outside the area and was already hating a desire for revenge inside.
Ranma, however, was once again doused with warm water, the same applies to the Zampo cat and the silence, which, to the astonishment of the SGCal, turned into a boy.
"What did we expect?", Cal asked the group. The girls just looked at him big.

"I'm Ryoga," the boy finally introduced himself to the girls and couldn't help blowing a kiss on their hands. Cal's eyes went to the ceiling.
He grabbed the umbrella Ryoga was carrying and hit him on the head once with full force. Ryoga turned to Cal, red as a tomato in midsummer, and yelled, "How dare you?"
"Oh, you know, I obviously mess with everyone," Cal said indifferently. His equanimity was punished. A rose was whirled in his hand, which opened and covered Cal's head in a cloud of dust.
A woman was standing on the opposite roof.
"I'm the Black Rose!" She said, jumping off and gracefully coming to a stop next to Cal.
"I heard that you hurt my brother," she said menacingly.
Cal wanted to say something, but then his strength ran out. He collapsed on the floor but was conscious.
Ranma watched the scene with: "I already know that."
But with that he had caught the attention of the black rose, which immediately snuggled up to him.
Akane didn't seem too enthusiastic about this scene again, but she just "HMPF" and left the room.
Cal was able to move again and stood up.
"Ma'am. I'm Captain Calvin Cat of the… Dragonfly aircraft carrier."His angels looked at him: "AIRPLANE CARRIER?"
Cal shrugged.
The Black Rose turned to Cal: "Well, if you want to have the slightest chance against my brother, you should train."
Cal waved him off, "I don't need to train. I know all the martial arts of the Alpha Quadran ... uh ... the Western Hemisphere."
Sam: "Ranma, Akane? Could you attack Cal, please?"
Cal looked at Sam in disbelief, then understood: "Of course, I have to be in shape."
Ranma and Akane looked at each other, shrugged, and attacked.
Cal dodged as fast as he could, which didn't prevent him from taking a couple of big hits. He made a somersault in the garden pond and crawled out again.
A goldfish wriggled in his trouser pocket, which Cal immediately released. Then Akane was with him.
"I don't hit women!" Cal yelled, crouching.Another sideways roll later ... it ended like fights for Cal end. CAT factor. TILT! Knock out.
The captain's head was hit against a stone.
"Captain Cat?" Akane asked. Anise was immediately with the fallen captain.
"Don't worry, Akane. He's just passed out. It always happens to him. We call this the cat factor," she said.

"That damn Ranma Saotome has reinforcements now.", Kuno thought when he came to.
But his sister knelt next to him: "Don't worry. I think the new guy is pretty clumsy."
"I don't need any psycho tricks to finish him off!" Said Kuno.
The black rose smiled, "No, I didn't mean that. He's really clumsy. I just saw him training against Akane and Ranma. He stumbled and knocked himself out."
Kuno smiled. "So I just have to wait? You mean he'll lose sooner or later?"His sister nodded.

"How long has he passed out now?" Sam asked, gradually concerned.
"Ten hours.", Deanna replied.
Sam: "He must have hit his head pretty hard."
Anise nodded: "Mmm ... but he'll be fine. In ten minutes he'll be as awake as a priest on Sunday morning."
And so one waited. In fact, after ten minutes, Cal regained consciousness with a low, groaned, "Ouch, my pear".
"Cal, you are awake!", Sam stated with relief.
Cal nodded: "I had a terrible dream. I was in China. We met two girls who had a duel."
"Ranma and Akane." Sam said calmly.
"That's exactly what they were called ... WAAAAA!"
"Take it easy, Cal. You didn't have a dream. We're really in Japan and you challenged a guy named Kuno to a fight."
Cal: "Oh you shame!"
Sam looked at him: "Now sleep, you have to be fit tomorrow. Ranma and Akane will train you a little so that you don't do too badly against Kuno."Cal: "Hey, I just woke up. I'm not tired."
Anise handed him a cup of tea: "Drink it, you will feel relaxed afterwards."
Cal eyed the brew suspiciously: "What's in there?"
"Just eucalyptus.", Anise said, smiling innocently.
Cal shrugged and downed the brew in one gulp.
Then he turned to the girls: "Sleep well. Good ..."
He got no further, because his head sagged backwards and he fell asleep.
Sam looked at Anise in amazement, who said: "I wasn't lying. It really is eucalyptus tea. Well, with a slight admixture of a sedative, but otherwise simple eucalyptus tea."
Sam smiled and lay down in the bed that was also in this room. Anise shared a room with Ryoga. The remaining rooms had to be divided. So Akane and Ranma were put together, which was thought appropriate due to their engagement, Zampo shared a room with Nibiki.The rest slept as usual.

What nobody could know: while Ranma and Akane were each lying in a single bed arguing, Zampo was making plans in his mind how to win Ranma over and get rid of Akane forever, Cal was snoring to himself, and driving Sam insane with it, and them others just slept, a Goa'uld spaceship flew around 100 miles above the heads of the Saotome family and the SGCal. The system lord who commanded it was none other than Yu.
And Yu ordered the gliders to be ready to go in less than ten hours.

The next morning, Sam woke up when ... Cal kissed her.
"Morning, darling!" He called in a good mood, opened the window and took a deep breath.
"Isn't that a wonderful morning ???" he asked the rather sleepy-looking Sam.
Then he dashed off.
He opened the door to Akane's and Ranma's room and shouted inside: "GOOD MORNING !!!!"
The corresponding reactions, namely Ranma's mumbled "Slip my hump down!" And Akane's roaring, "How dare you steal my ceiling, Ranma?", He didn't even notice, because he just opened every door, without much difference.
"Tomorrow Zampo. Tomorrow Nibiki."
"Tomorrow Kasumi, tomorrow Doctor Tofel."
"Tomorrow, Mr. Saotome."
"Flush the toilet tomorrow!"
Those were the scraps of words that hurried through the house.

When Anise got out of the bath water, the door opened with a swing and Cal shouted: "Morning!"
Then he paused and blushed like a tomato.
"Sorry.", He said meekly and closed the door again.

The next time Anise saw Cal, he was standing in the kitchen, next to Kasumi.
"You know, it gets more whistle like that," she said.
Cal looked at her: "I always pack a lot of wine there."
"That's right.", Anise said from the table."KIAIII!" Akane shouted, hitting her sparring partner. Cal ducked and rolled to one side. His fist hit Ranma, who fell to the ground.
"Better than yesterday!" Praised the two, although Ranma sounded a bit grumpy. Now Ranma tried a foot sweep, but Cal jumped high in the air, escaping the step.
He landed unerringly on the wall and peered down.
"Well, what is it?" He asked.
Ranma and Akane nodded to each other and at the same time jumped up to Cal.
"and now comes a Starfleet trick!" said Cal, jumping over Akane and pushing her against Ranma. Ranma had to catch Akane, put her upright again. Both fighters turned to Cal, but froze when they saw that he had drawn his phaser.
"Starfleet trick number 0815.", explained the young person.
"Respect!" Said Akane.

"Boy in the black and red clothes. Now is your end!"bellowed a familiar voice from below.
"MY FRESSE, NEE! FINALLY REMEMBER MY NAME! MY NAME CALVIN! OR CAL!", Cal shouted angrily and jumped off the wall.
Kuno looked at him angrily.
Cal: "Well eat well here, okay?"
But his counterpart drew the long wooden sword.
Cal sighed in annoyance, drew his phaser and aimed at Kuno.
"Well, do we really want to pull this whole thread off, or should I blow you over right away?" He asked. But they never got around to discussing this question any further. In the same moment all hell broke loose.
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