Little Extra XD

Haallooooo !! ^^
Explanation: This is a little extra to sweeten the waiting time for part 4, you have been waiting for a very long time! ^^;
And yes, part 4 is ready! At least it was; since my system was quite overloaded, I decided to format my PC and keep my stories on my brother's computer for that long, but what does he do? Sure, he will delete my data !! v.v Damn it! And it's my own fault if I'd only uploaded the part right away! -_-
Well, it's too late now, so what the heck ^. ^
I would recommend you read "InuYasha - The Movie" beforehand (surreptitious advertising XD) !! If you don't do that (evil sparkle Ò. Ó), you should know that Inu and Kago are a couple here! Well then looooos jehts !!

IY = InuYasha
K = Kagome
Sasi = yours truly ^^
S = Sango
M = Miroku
Sh = Shippo

~ ... ~ = a longer action takes place
* ... * = someone does something
(...) = someone thinks something^^ = grin
^^ `= sweatdrop
T_T = howl
T.T = howling for joy
-.- = oh man

? : Nyarharharhar !! * crazy familiar laugh *
IY: Oh my god that voice!
K: Yes, really scary the way Miroku laughs when he strings Sango!
IY: -.-
K: Not Miroku?
M: Did you call me, Kagome-sama? * hug *
IY: Paws off, it's mine! ~ gives Miroku a head nut ~
Sango: Paws off, Miroku you are mine! ~ pulls Miroku at one with her Hiraikotsu ~
M: Ouch ...
K: Inu you are sooooo cute! ^^
M: Sango, I knew! You are jealous you love me !! T.T
S: You misheard!
? : * throat *
K: Again!
IY: Oh no !!!!!
M&S:?
IY&K: Sasiiiii !? *Scream*
Sasi: Exactly! ^^
M: ~ grabs Sasi's hands ~ Would you give birth to my child? *beam*
IY & K & S: ~ give Miroku a head nut ~
S: I'm really terribly sorry! It's normal, it's always like that!
Sasi: Not an issue! ^^
S: I am Sango!^^
Sasi: I am Sasi !! Probably the richest girl in the present and the future, and now I also want the richest girl of the Middle Ages
become! ^^

~ Inu and Kagome sneak towards the forest ~

S: Oh, you're up to something! ^^
Sasi: Finally someone who knows how to appreciate yours truly ... huh! ^^
S: ^^
M: ^^
K: Such ignorant primates! You have no idea what you are getting into! * sigh *
IY: Come on and be quiet! And anyway, what has all this got to do with spades?
K: PRIMATES, not spades!
IY: How should I know what a primadingsda is?
K: Oh, I forgot that your general knowledge is based solely on sleeping and eating!
IY: Pah! What can I do that I don't know what a primate is?
K: SUMMARY CAN YOU SPELL THE WORD !?
IY: I ALWAYS CAN !!
K: BAKAAA!
IY: HEAVILY!
K: SEAT!

~ Gadong ~

Sasi: Oh there you are !! I've been looking for you!* smile *
K: You IDIOOOOOT !!! Now she has discovered us!
IY: This is your fault, not mine ... * grumble *
K: Don't contradict me !! SEAT! SEAT! SIIIIITZ!

~ + ~ Five minutes later ~ + ~

K: So Sasi, * sigh * what do you want?
Sasi: Make a movie! ^^
IY: I'm unable to work, I have a hell of a backache * to Kagome squint * ...
S: Wow you wanna make a movie? What's this?
Sasi: That's when you act out a story with actors and then show it to a lot of people, then I get rich and everyone is happy!
IY: And what did you come up with this time, you stupid woman?
Sasi: Shut up WauWau !!
K: What is it, Reverend?
Sasi: Well we're filming my ff "Eternal Sleep" !! ^^ * everyone has a script rich *
S: We play along too!
IY: Hey, I don't like that at all, I'm supposed to drag Kagome around all the time ?!
K: Well, I think it's great: 1. I'm one of the main characters! 2. I don't have to walk! and 3.I have almost no text !! ^^
Sasi: So on to scene 1 !! ^^

~ Five minutes later ~

Sasi: You can start walking now, our location is 10 kilometers away from here! ^^ ~ Sasi gets into the helicopter ~

~ Hours later ~

Narrator: Our heroes arrive at the location panting. Sasi lies in a deck chair and reads the magazine "Middle Ages - modern getting rich made easy".
IY: Sasiiiii ...
Sasi: Yeah? * bigsmile *
K: WHY in Buddah`s name did we have to run when you flew there with a helicopter!?!
Sasi: Oh, you know, I wanted to save a bit, that's why I didn't have any money for make-up, and after all, your exhaustion should look as real as possible, so ... HE, HE, HE, Miroku, Sango, end the break, we want to don't get all the exhaustion out of your face! ^^
S&M: InuYasha and Kagome were right! -.-
Sasi: So hush hush, Miroku Sango, start running, now InuYasha, then Kagome ... Wait a minute, something's missing ... Shippo and Kirara!K: They are with Kaede!
Sasi: Oh that's wonderful, InuYasha just wanted to walk the 10 kilometers back anyway, he doesn't look exhausted at all! ^^
IY: FORGET IT!
Sasi: Määänsch! v.v.

~ A short time later ~

K: Uhhh Sasi? Doesn't that fall under animal cruelty?
Sasi: Oh what! Look, the superglue is not harmful at all, and it lasts really well, just look at Inu`s ears!
IY: THEY ARE REALLY YOU PIPE !!
S: And I think this Kirara mask doesn't look like her at all, and the cat whines so weird all the time, do you think we have her eyes taped up?
M: And this fox is groaning so strangely, do you think he can still breathe under the Shippo mask?
Sasi: Yes of course! ^^ Now let's go!

Narrator: The troop starts moving, with Kagome at the back.
K: * cough *
. . .
K: * rattle * * cough * * pant *
. . .
Sasi: Inu ... that would actually be your assignment now!^^ `
IY: Oh, sorry, but I can't hear that with my GLOVED EARS, I'm really sorry!
Sasi: Don't play the offended now!
K: * pant * * cough * * throat *
IY: You keep making fun of me, this documentary that we shot, that alone was the greatest humiliation!
K: * HUST *
Sasi: Uh ... InuYasha I ...
IY: Yes, NOW you try to talk your way out again! Pah!
Sasi: So actually I was about to tell you that Kagome is just passing away from suffocation! ^^ `
IY: SAY IT RIGHT, HEAVILY !!
. . .
Sasi: This silence, it won't ...
IY: Oh no my beloved Kagome! T-T
Sasi: I'm horrified!
M&S: Did something happen?
IY: Kagome passed away! * howl *
S: Oh noooo!
M: Sasi-sama, I comfort you!
Sasi: Oh Miroku! * throw yourself into Miroku`s arms *
M: Does it bother you so much?
Sasi: Of course, I will certainly not find a new actress who is so stupid and works for free, even under such circumstances!T-T
IY & M & S: ...
K: Oh, that's how it is! >. <
IY: KAGOMEEEEE !! * stormy embrace *
K: You could at least have tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! * to Inu squint * v.v.
IY:?
Sasi: Kagome, could you kindly explain to us how your coughing attack came about and why you are talking to us so cheerfully now, YOU HAVE STOPPED ALL THE FILMING!
K: Sorry! An old woman came by and gave me an apple that was red on one side and yellow on the other! She gave me the red one and it somehow got stuck in my throat!
Sasi: How many times have I told you not to accept anything from strangers! In addition, we are not playing Snow White here but something much more brilliant !!
K & IY & M & S: Oh yeah? -.- `
Sasi: * pout *
K: Bitch ...
Sasi: Grr ... we're going to go on now, let's say Kagome has already dropped sick. Inu is now carrying her in his arms, and you're walking about 12 kilometers to the east, I'm just shooting a quick close-up ...Okay thanks! We'll see you, and please hurry up! Then there is also a 2 minute break! ^^ * get into the helicopter *
IY: Sasiiiii ... * growl *

~ Late at night ~

Sasi: * slumber *
Narrator: Our heroes arrive at their destination exhausted. Now they want to rest.
Sasi: What? Oh yes, it goes on? Oh you look very exhausted! ^^
Narrator: Our friends crawl limp across the floor, InuYasha with Kagome in front, Sango and Miroku behind, each dragging an animal behind them.
IY: * moan * I strikeeeeee ...
K: Wuuaaa I slept well, now we can start! ^^
Sasi: That's how I see it too! ^^
M: Sasi-sama ... the dog is no longer breathing ...
Sasi: That's normal, he's just sleeping! ^^
S: That cat there that ... AHHHHH!
Mitze-Doubel-Kirara: Miiiiiauuuuu! * hiss * * scratch * * beep *

~ RATSCH ~ ~ BOOM ~ ~ GADONG ~

S: ~ you pull Hiraikotsu back again ~ Finally peace ...
K: Sa ... Sango you killed the cat! * shocked *S: Should I let myself be slit open? * grumble *
Sasi: Are you out of your mind? Where should I get a new Kirara Doubel from so quickly !? T_T

Director: The shooting will be interrupted until further notice ...

Sasi: Damn it! O.ô
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Here I interrupt first ma! ^^
Tell me if you think that's a good thing! And the ff "Eternal Sleep" will soon continue to be written, I promise! ^. ^ v
Commissioners and criticism please!