TV SNAIL ALARM !!! Part 2 © by Vicky

Chapter 3: Crisp, Crisp Nibs

Sanji flicked the cigarette butt overboard and sauntered into the kitchen. As he had suspected, Luffy was sitting in front of the TV snail and nibbling something. He stared at the screen as if mesmerized.

Sanji walked comfortably to his captain and looked into the snail from behind over his shoulder. He even liked what he saw! Two half-naked or scantily clad women with brightly colored hair were fighting each other in the worst possible way. In every scene you saw a flash of white panties at least once and you also got deep insights into equally deep cleavages. If Sanji had had a cigarette in his mouth, it would have slipped out of the corner of his mouth and fallen into the little bag that Luffy had on his lap. Oh yes, that's why he was here! So he let his gaze fall into the bag."RUFFY !!! What the hell are you eating ???"
Luffy was terrified and the said little bag flew through the air with a high arc and the contents were distributed relatively evenly over the floor. The can that Luffy had wedged between her knees fell less spectacularly onto the wooden floor and a red mud spread over it.

With a wistful face, Luffy looked first at Sanji behind her and then at the floor. "My beautiful noodles!"
"WHAT? NOODLES?" Only now did Sanji realize that it was actually noodles that Luffy had so happily stuffed into himself. He couldn't believe his eyes. "Why do you eat raw pasta in the middle of the night? Are you still okay?"
"But I didn't find anything else and I was so hungry!"
Sanji sighed. Nothing could be done about it now.
"Oh forget it ... help me clean up, if Nami-Mouse sees this tomorrow, she will kill us!"No, at this time of day he really didn't feel like engaging in discussions with this kid's head. That was Luffy's luck! If Sanji had been fresh and alert, he would certainly have reacted differently. But now he went to get a broom and a dung shovel.

Sadly, Luffy knelt on the floor and devoutly collected noodle by noodle. In between he put another in his mouth and crunched again. That made him happy again. When he had a handful of noodles, he went to the garbage can and tumbled it in. Besides, the TV snail was still running. When Sanji entered the room again, including the necessary cleaning utensils, he had to laugh. The picture was divine, Luffy was sitting on the floor between tons of noodles, formed a small bowl with one hand and always put a noodle in it.

"Luffy, get up, it'll take you forever! Grab the broom!" Sanji tossed him the broom and Luffy quickly put everything together.Then everything on the shovel, in the dung and everything was done. As a reward, the two wanted to watch the end of the film when the barefoot Sanji stepped into something ... "Oh no ...!"
Luffy clucked down and got a shock. "Sanji, you are bleeding !!!"
"No you fool, that's different!"
"What is it?" He thought for a moment and then it shot at him:
"The sauce!"
"What sauce ???"
Sanji dipped his finger into the red mud under his foot and tasted timidly. Then he rolled his eyes and said: "This is not a sauce, these are blanched tomatoes! How can you be so wrong? ... Argh ... Luffy, put that away! I'll go wash my foot. He hopped on one leg cook to wash the dishes and almost lost his balance. Where was the bounty? Nothing left. Damn it. Did everything go wrong today? Sanji clumsily hung his foot in the sink and wiped the stuff away.
Luffy, too, was crouching on the ground again and torturing himself with the tomatoes.He scrubbed what it held, but unfortunately not everything went off the floor. When he was done, he tried to cover up the stain by sliding the couch over it.

Satisfied, he let himself fall in and looked into the snail again. He was a bit angry that he had missed so much of this very exciting series, but today was the Special Aika Night. He would be able to watch at least two more episodes.

Exhausted, Sanji joined Luffy and asked: "What kind of cartoon are you watching?" "Cartoon? Never say that again, Sanji! This is an ANIME and is much more demanding than a cartoon!" "Aha, the gentleman has recently been entitled to a claim? Great ..." "By the way, his name is Aika." "Aha. And who of them is Aika? They all look really hot!" When this Aika could be seen again, Luffy pointed to the screen “The one there.” But Sanji wasn't listening to him anymore, he was too busy, he stared petrified into the TV snail.He didn't even let Luffy's stomach growl disturb him.

"Sanji? Can you get me something to eat? I'm still hungry!"
"…Yes…"
"Great, thank you! I would like something hearty ... steak ?!"
"…Yes."
"Great Sanji ... Come on, do it!"
"... yes ..." Luffy grimaced. Apparently his friend wasn't really listening to him.
"Sanji, who is that weird green aunt there?"
"…Yes…"
"Shall we go shopping tomorrow? I would like a pantry full of steak and dumplings!" What answer would come now?
"...Yes what? Sanji didn't even react to food? Well then…
"Actually we're all rabbits!"
"...Yes…"
"... pink rabbits!"
"…Yes …"

(Do you know the car advertisement with Mika Hakkinen? It's so awesome, I had to install it * lol *)

Could television make you sick? Probably yes ... because Luffy felt a sharp pain in his stomach. So he was really still hungry. Or not?When the image suddenly blurred in front of his eyes and it began to squeeze uncomfortably in his throat, he jumped up as if stung by a tarantula and hurried on deck. He had arrived just in time, because after just a few seconds of standing at the railing, his stomach contents spilled into the sea.
Aha. So no hunger after all.
Maybe you should have told the poor guy that raw pasta is not the healthiest supper. And certainly not that late!
Sad and a little confused, he stumbled back past Sanji, who was meanwhile threatened to drown in his drool, to his hammock. He got in a lot and fell asleep immediately.

After the last part of the Special Aika Night was over, Sanji also went to his hammock and fell asleep just as quickly as Luffy before.

He hadn't noticed his little accident and when Luffy had said good night to him beforehand, Sanji just said in his mind:"…Yes…"