Hansel & Gretel
More than just a new version

Tach ~
Nobody knows me here in the fanfiction industry anymore!
No matter...
Standard text ... nothing and none of the Charas is mine and blah blah blah
The text was covered and I changed something!
Still have fun even if it might not be so fun ...
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Kaira: Welcome to my studio ... to my horror film studio! Muahahaha XD Um yes ~ today again with a new version of a fairy tale! And my victims are ... * drum roll * ... * wait * Yes where are they Óo Halloo ~ oo? ... Where are my star guests ... Hmpf! GET FREE CHOCOLATE HERE !!!
Takuya: * cough * Are you looking for us by any chance? * hand up *
Kaira: * look back at the stage * NO Santa Claus ~
Kouji: Well then let's go ...
Kaira: No ~ a ... once you get in here you won't get out LIVE * nick nick * Better stay here and listen to what I have to say! So each of you know why you're here, don't you?Izumi: Yeahaha ~
Taku & Kou: * synkron nick *
Kaira: Good ... So today we played and everything will be broadcast LIVE so don't be too stupid! And before I forget ... * briefly steal kyoko's Time Scorpion Cane * (<- I mean the more strict kyoko XD from time) Stop time ... * just stop the time * Dear readers, viewers and so on who, so far you have come but a little warning must be now ... This fanfic is NOTHING for Izumi fans !!! Not that I get threats afterwards ... but be honest, who likes this snipe anyway? Well ... let's run the time again! * mi'm stick wedel *
Takuya: ... forgot what?
Kaira: It's okay ^^ Not so important! So Hansel and Gretel ... roles ... there are only three of you ... well, Hansel alias Murat is Takulein, Dat Gretel alias Aische is Kou and Tadda ... the witch, of course, Izumi! * puttlach *
Izumi: THAT'S not funny! * pouty pout * mean of you!
Kaira: It's good! All right ... Kou hair up!You're Gretel ...!
Kouji: No!
Kaira: Yes ...
Kouji: No!
Kaira: Oh do ~ och ...
Kouji: * disinterested go on * No ...
Kaira: * chibilike puffed up * Keeeeenshin ... This guy is mean to me !!!
Kenshin: * come running * what ... how ... where? Who annoyed my Chibi Neko ??? * katana zück *
Kouji: * open your hair * * fips * nobody ...
Kaira: * grin * Well done ... and now put on this headscarf! Takulein gets a little beard stuck on and Izumi ... You stuff as much cotton wool into your dress as you can fit ^^ And then let the show begin ...
Takuya: Mustache? * drop *
Izumi: Oo wadding? Do you wanna make me fat
Kaira: * cough * Are you so already ...
Izumi: How was that?
Kaira: Sober ... Ah wait ... I totally forgot about my fourth guest star ... But he won't come until a little later! So ~ I hope you learned your lines?
Takuya: Yes we have, but somehow I don't understand him ...
Kaira: * cough * Have you ever got it? * twist your eyes *Takuya: I'll remember that ... * grumble * Tze ~
Kaira: All well and good ... Everything is ready so we can start ... Hakan where are you?
Hakan: Specifically or what ey ...
Kaira: * again with the staff of kyoko the time lasts * Again a little clarification ^^ Who does not know Hakan ... Has really slept through life XD Now I still rhyme here! So if you know "What are you watching" on Sat1, you also know Harkan.
Hakan: Normal or what! What was that crazy? ... * look around *
Kaira: Nothing ... We had an appointment!
Hakan: With you? Always snail ... * stupid laugh *
Kaira: NO! For the film shoot ... already forgotten? You read the text here and then you can go out there with her! * point to Izumi *
Hakan: With her O.O I won't go in with her! Zero chance ... without me! I'm going again! * disappears in a flash *
Kaira: Argh ... Izumi you scared off the best man ... * cough * Ugly cow !!!
Izumi: Huh? What did you say?
Kaira: * sigh * Nothing ... Can we?Out of your seats ...! I'll tell you ... * cough * * pretend voices * ... Murat and Aische go through the forest, looking for the correct firewood. Aische asks Murat ...
Kouji: * keep quiet * ... * cough * ... * croak * Do you have a chainsaw, Murat?
Takuya: Normal! Do I have it in my pocket or what !?
Kaira: In search of the correct tree, they strayed blatantly in the forest.
Takuya: Hey shit, or what !? Do you have a specific plan where we are or what?
Kouji: Shit, but I'm going to have a kebab shop!
Takuya: Yeah fäääätt! * laughs * XD
Kouji: Normal, over there on the corner!
Kaira: So Aisches finally found the correct seventh kebab search. Sense the kebab shop. They tried every kebab. Suddenly the blatant woman came and asked ...
Izumi: * drop * * feels really stupid * What's up, why are you biting into my house?
Kaira: As punishment, the witch Murat was locked in a sturdy cage. To Aische she said ...
Izumi: * no more drop * You woman, you cook for mixed! And sell the kebab at the counter.Kaira: Murat was fattened until he was properly fat for food. But one day Aische had an obsession. She asked...
Kouji: How's the kebab oven going?
Izumi: What's up, are you giving a shit or what?
Kouji: -. - Shit in your head yourself! * cough * Normal, I have no plan, show me how it works!
Izumi: Do that! Come here and open your eyes!
Kaira: The witch bent down to start the kebab oven. Right now Aische kicked the fat ass with the correct kick-box kick. The witch says ...
Izumi: * look around * * megadrop * Aaaahhh, shit, what's up, I'll fall straight into the shit furnace! Or what?! Aaaahhh I'm in extreme pain! ~. ~
Kouji: * keep pedaling * that's fun ...
Izumi: IT HURTS !!! * no *
Kaira: Aische was happy and said ...
Kouji: Correct ... the Alde is dead!
Takuya: Ey Aische ~ Great idea!
Kouji: Normal! Or what!?
Takuya: Now let's mix that shit cage! Alder!
Kouji: Normal! Or what ~
Kaira: Aische freed Murat from the cage and they both continued to live correctly ...Whoa that was the biggest shit ever XD again
You three are fired! Fired ... Bye bye ...

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And you?
Now everyone is gone ...
Wasn't the story so great ...
Well I had a lot of fun ...
Takuya: Yeah ... Tormented and ruined us like crazy!
Kaira: Get rid of dia ... This is my end of the story ... Only I have something to say!
So readers and Co. write threats to me XD
And look forward to a new fairy tale by the way ... If you want you can send me suggestions which fairy tale can come next and, above all, who should fall victim to me XD
Until then ... Take care and always eat awesome kebab * laughs *

NekoKaira = ^ ~ ^ =
* meow *