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Fanfic: Pannen beim Dreh von Jeanne die Kamikazediebin
Chapter: Breakdowns after breakdowns
The blue morpho, part 1
Jeanne is trying to escape with the kite.
Director: So now you smash the window with your ball.
Jeanne: Okay.
Director: So go ahead: Take 1 !!!
Jeanne: * Search for ball * Um, I can't find the ball!
REegie: Keep looking!
Jeanne: * continue to search for balls * I think I have- BWAMM !!
* counter window bang *
Director: Jeanne, what are you doing there?
Director: Take 2
Jeanne: * mitdrachenichtungfensterflieg * There is the ball! * happy * * ball opposing window throwing * Um, boss, the window is still intact! There is something wrong. I think that has to be * bang against the window *
A first kiss in the moonlight
Sindbad and Jeanne are standing on the roof, and Sindbad is about to kiss Jeanne.
Director: So let's go: Take 1
Sindbad: * Jeanneansichranziehundsiewillkiss *
Jeanne: * sindbadwegschubs *
Director: Jeanne what's going on?
Jeanne: He has bad breath ...
Take 2
Director: Again, and Jeanne, just don't bother!
Sindbad: * Jeanneansichranziehundsiewillkiss *Jeanne: * Sindbadpfeffermintindenmundwerf *
Sindbad: * röchelhusthust *
Director: What's up, Sindbad?
Sindbad: I'm allergic to peppermint!
The whole shoot was delayed by three months because Sindbad was in the hospital for a month, stole three doctors and five nurses and therefore spent another two weeks in jail.
Marron: No!
Director: You have to!
Marron: I don't have to!
Chiaki: * comes along * What's going on?
Marron: I don't show myself in bra or panties, especially not
before THAT there!
Chiaki: Yes you have to!
Director: Exactly, otherwise Ran Môri will get the role from detective Conan!
Marron: * opens blouse so you can see bra * When do we start
at?
Jeanne is on the run again, and is about to avoid Myako's traps.
Director: Take 1
Jeanne: * accidentally conspicuous jump *
Myako: Got you!
Jeanne: * imnetzfeststeck * Um director, something is wrong here, Myakos traps work for once!
Director: What? That is completely wrong!The blue morpho part2
Take 1 Jeanne sees the people trapped in the glasses.
Jeanne: * fight with the demon *
Mr. Nagoya: Ha, they only wake up when the blue morpho destroys
is!
Jeanne: What? Oh no!
Included doctor: * zzzzz *
Jeanne: She's just sleeping! everything is a fraud!
Mr. Nagoya: Not true ..
Doctor: Hatschie.
Jeanne: He's definitely not sleeping.
Director: give him a little more of the sleeping pills!
Jeanne wants to save herself again with her wonder ball:
Jeanne: * floats three-meter high in the air * Wonder ball! Appear!
Myako: You won't!
Jeanne: Uh, director, somehow the ball doesn't come out!?!
Director: Oh, do it like a cat and land on all fours!
Jeanne: * allevonsichstreck * * on floor impact * ouch .....
Jeanne broke her left hand and her right foot. She stayed in the hospital for two months, stole from four doctors and six nurses, had to go to jail for three months and that's why we will probably never be able to finish our film ... * sigh *