Hello! ^^
To start with: This is an older ff. Not that people believe I have started a new one! It is not like this! ^^
I just wanted to show you that!
To ff:
She is messy! It's NOT funny (in my opinion ^^) and it's badly written!
As I said, one of my first works! ^^
Well, the title says it all!
A talk show! ^^ I just don't like the writing style, but ok. That's how I wanted to write it! ^^ A friend gave me the idea!
She said that a talk show with anime characters was totally funny, and I'm OK! Let's write a FF. But she didn't feel like it, so little Yvi did it alone! ^^
And that's what came out of it!
Long story short!
Have fun! (I hope! ^^)
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Talk shows with anime characters? Not a good idea! -.- °

Director: Okay! WE WILL BE ON THE SHIP IN 10 SECONDS !!!

Employee 1: * counts down * 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

Merle: Good afternoon my dear viewers!It's your Merle van again
the Mauz and I greet you here today in lovely Nerima! The place of residence
from Ranma and Co. We want to see if we don't ... * will be from
Shouting interrupted *

Happosai: BIG BOOTY !!!! BIG BOOTY !!!

Pack of bad girls: YOU OLD PERVERSE BAG !!!

Merle: And we already found the first one!

Akane: IF WE CATCH YOU HAPPO YOU'RE DUE !!!!

Merle: Oh ... did I hear Akanes right?

Director: Quick ... pans the camera to Akane and Happo! * Gives instructions *

Employee 2: Yes sir! * pans the camera *

Merle: * approaches akane who is striking happo * good afternoon
young lady! Hello sir! May I introduce myself ... I'm Merle van
the mauz and I am filming a TV show here. I am a moderator in one
Talk show. You will surely know them! > Merle's world! <

Akane: Wow ... you are Merle van der Mauz! * leaves happo and goes to Merle *I am pleased to make your acquaintance!

Merle: On my part! Would you do me a favor Akane? * her the card
there * look ... this is my studio! Could you all IMPORTANT
Bring people from Ranma ½ and bring them to this studio? That would
Dear of you ... then I don't have to look for her ... * smiles *
Akane: SURE !!! NO PROBLEM!!! And when should we be there?

Merle: * looks at the clock * Mmmmhhh ... it's 3:00 am ... let's say around 5:00 am.

Akane: Everyone will be there!

Merle: Thank you Akane! See you later! * addresses viewers *
You heard it! Switch it on again at 5 o'clock when it means ...
> MERLES WORLD !!! <

Director: CUT !!! That was very good Merle ...

Employee 3: I'll help Miss Tendo!

Akane: No no ... I'll do it ... * grins and off you go * TAKE CARE
ASK FOR THE OLD BAG !!!

Employee 3: YES, I WILL MISS TENDO !!!!

Merle: Tell me, maybe I can invite two more people, Fred?I mean about my talk show?

Director: Sure ... when it gets fun!

Merle: It will!

Director: I'm not worried about that ... SO PEOPLE !!! WE PACK EVERYTHING
BREAK UP!!!

All employees: * pack all things and equipment *

~~~ In the studio ~~~

Director: HOW MORE PEOPLE WANT TO COME ???

Merle: What are you screaming for, Fred? * stands there in a bathrobe *

Director: Other characters from other programs now also want to come ...

Merle: And why? * with toothbrush in hand *

(I'll write Fred now ... so Fred = the director ... ^^)

Fred: They all want to get to know each other!

Merle: * gurgles * Well then they come slack ... * spits out *

Fred: Don't you have a problem with that?

Merle: Nope !!! * goes back to the bathroom *

Fred: Okay ... you can send them ... * call some other animes and
Inviting guests * Then we will probably shoot until the middle of the night ...

Employee 2: boss your boss is at the other end!

Fred: Thank you Jörg !!!* handset picks up * Yes, what's up? Yeah ... REALLY SO MUCH
Airtime as we want ??? YES THAT'S GREAT !!!
YES YOU ALSO HAVE A NICE DAY !!! SPEAK TO YOU SOON!!! * hangs up *

Employee 8: But sir ... we don't have that much space ...

Fred: Then we have to grow ... let's go we still have ... * watch * 1 ½ hours
Time ... to work men !!!

Approx. 120 employees: LET'S GO !!!

~~~ about 1 ½ hours later ~~~

Fred: * lying half dead in the corner * Done !!!

Merle: * comes from room * WOW !!! You've been working hard ... the studio
is three times bigger than before ... madness !!! Tell me, Fred ... who's coming
everything?

Fred: * Merle gives the cards with his last strength on which everything is written on it *

Merle: * friendly takes the cards and looks at them * O.o
WAAAAAS ????

Fred: We have as much airtime as we need ...

Merle: But ... but that's ...

Fred: YOU said you don't mind ... and now get ready ... DAISY !!!Diasy: * responsible for costumes and cosmetics * Come on Freddy ...

Merle: * follows Daisy to put on makeup * Well, that could be something ...

Fred: * changes his clothes and then goes to merle * Hey !!!

Merle: * sits there with a cucumber mask * Hello Fred. Don't you think we need one
Topic for the show?

Fred: That we have different anime characters from different shows here
having is a new experience for all of us!

Daisy: * on merles hair on the rumfuchtel and fiddling is * Oh that will be safe
funny!!!

Merle: * takes a cucumber from his eye * Are you even listening to me?

Fred: Huh? What did you say?

Daisy: She said we needed a topic for the show!

Merle: Thank you Daisy ... at least you are listening to me !!!

Daisy: Of course I'm listening to you, honey !!!

Fred: A topic? Mmmhhh ???

Employee 20: * lets in the audience in the meantime * beautiful
good day. And have fun with the show!

Employees 19, 21 and 37: * assign the people their places *w and m viewers: * just sit down * * look at the studio and
snap *

Employee 26: WE WILL BE ON THE SHIP IN HALF AN HOUR !!! WHERE
DO OUR GUESTS STAY ???

Merle: So Fred? * still has the Grukenmaske * One theme ... best
fast!!!

Daisy: Maybe something like First Date!
Fred: Doesn't sound too bad at all. > Today you will see each other for the first time! <

Merle: * eating a cucumber * This is an anime talk show ... no 'Only love matters'
Show!!!!

Fred: Don't nag, just think along!

Merle: I think ... I think ... * finishes her tea *

Employee 26: HEY FRED COME HERE !!!

Fred: I'M COMING !!! So ladies ... think about it ... otherwise you have to
improvise !!!

Merle: That's my strength! * g * * goes to her room to get changed *

Daisy: * follows merle *

Fred: What's Jonny ???

Employee 26: We'll be on the air in 20 minutes and still no trace of ours
Guests!Fred: That's bad ... oh man !!! * looking around * Okay! Drum a few
Guys get together and look for them! Be back in 15 minutes!

Employee 26: Okay !!! Hey !!! * calls to 20 others * Come with me! We go them
search!

20. Employee: Jo Jonny !!! We come!!! * run outside *

w and m viewers: * look at each other irritated * What's going on?

Fred: Nothing ... please calm down !!!

Merle: * cell phone rings * * picks up * Hey you two! How are you? When since
you finally there? I am already waiting for you!

Jule and Coco: We'll be with you in 10 minutes!

Merle: Okay ... hurry up !!!

Jule & Coco: Okay !!! Do we! * hangs up *

Daisy: So! You're done!

Merle: * looks in the mirror * AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH !!!!!
WHY DOES THIS EVER MAKE A 9 YEAR OLD ??? FREEEEED !!!!

Fred: BECAUSE THE OTHERS WERE TOO EXPENSIVE !!!!! * now runs outside too *
Where are they ???

Akane: * comes in with a HUGE sack noisy * * gasps and puts the sack down *Sorry for the delay ... but I still have to convince Shampoo ...

Fred: Nice that you are finally here! Go to the studio and let yourself be
Get ready!

Akane: YES !!! * takes sack and runs to the studio *

Merle: Listen ... I didn't let my hair grow to the back of my knees
so that you gel it up and MAKE me a PUNK !!! * runs quickly to the bathroom
washes everything and blow-drying your hair in 2min * I prefer it
if you are open ... * looks nice to Daisy *

Daisy: * is totally beaming * Just like you mean honey!

Akane: HELLO ??? IS ANYONE HERE???

Merle: AKANE !!! YOU ARE FINALLY HERE !!! * runs to akane *

Daisy: * runs to Merle *

Merle: Okay ... I'll go through my cards and I'll leave you in Daisy's care! you
is just great! See you soon, akane!

Akane: See you soon, merle !!!

Daisy: And what's in the bag !!! * takes a closer look at the sack * HELP !!!! THE
YES ARE SPIRITS !!!!

Ranma: No ... we are STILL alive !!!Shampoo: …………… Yes… STILL !!!

Mousse: My head ... ouch ...

Akane: Oh, don't complain ... if you had come voluntarily, I wouldn't have
have to become violent !!!

Daisy: Well then everyone comes along! I'll make something out of you in 10 minutes!
* shines and goes forward *

Ranma and Co: OKAY !!! * climb out of the sack and follow her *

Fred: Well there you are finally !!!

Inuyasha: We came as fast as we could old ...

Kagome: Inu ... behave yourself !!!

Yugi: What is that? A talking lap dog?

Inu: I'll show you who the lapdog is here !!!!

Yugi: * hides behind Tea and Inu sticks out his tongue *

Fred: What did I get into? * shakes head *

Merle: * read card * And here he comes ... inu ... yasha ... blablabla ... the usual ... * out too
Fred goes *

Fred: Oh hi merle !!! * turns to the others * So ... that ... * points to merle * is
the moderator!!!

Merle: Hey everyone !!! * everyone shakes hands *~~~ BBA bus stops in front of the studio ~~~

Fred: Ah! There are also the beyblade teams !!!

Employee 65: EVERYTHING IN YOUR SEATS !!! WE'RE UP IN 5 MINUTES
BROADCAST!!!

Fred: Okay guys ... just go back to Daisy and off you go !!! * all to Daisy
pushes *

Jule & Coco: * turn the corner and wave * HEY MERLE !!!

Merle: * turns around * SINCE YOU FINALLY !!! * falls around the two of them
Neck * I hope you like the show!

Jule: She definitely will!

Coco: I'm really excited !!! I've always wanted Seto and