supplies last!
If there are risks and side effects, they will eat the package insert and
kill your detective!

~ back in the studio ~

Merle: CALM DOWN !!! * keeps Akane from slaying Ranma *
FREEEEED !!!!! MY ASPERIN !!!!!

Fred: YES SOMETHING !!! * stands between ray and kai *
Now calm down guys ... everything will be fine !!!

Ray: Then he should stop pretending I couldn't live without mariah !!!

Kai: You can't either!

Fred: * slaps his hand against his forehead * Oh help !!!
JÖRG !!! BRING MERLE AN ASPERIN, PLEASE !!!

Employee 2: YES !!! * runs into the kitchen and fetches asperin, runs to merle *

Merle: ARGH !!! I'M GOING CRAZY!!!
* takes a deep breath * NOW EVERYONE IS CALM !!!!!

All in the studio: * silence *

Fred: * is quiet too *

Merle: Phew ... thank you! * takes the asperin and rinses it down with water *
So now I feel better ...

Kai: Um ... merle ... are you okay?

Merle: * the if-looks-could-kill look * No ... everything is in with meOrder!!! * now put on a fake smile *

Akane: RANMA YOU IDIOT !!! NOW FINALLY SPIT IT OUT !!!

Ranma: Akane ... let ... me ... but ... let's ... go ... you ... strangle ... me ... still ...

Merle: SOMEONE COULD PREVENT AKANE FROM MY GUEST
TO BRING !!! I STILL NEED HIM !!!
ALSO WE HAVE TO PAY EVERY HOSPITAL BILL !!!

A few employees: * hold Akane tight *

Akane: * fights back with hands and feet * LET ME GO !!!

Merle: I'M GOT INSANE !!!!!

~ we're going to the advertisement again ~

They do not know how to deal with their purchases and the whole household
should come to justice ??? Then we can help you now! ^^
Order from us, the little witch for your everyday life!
Your cat will thank you !!!

~~~ back in the studio ~~~

Employee 6: WE ARE BACK ON THE AIR IN 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

Merle: Nice and good ...

Akane: YOU SHOULD LET ME GO !!! I finally want to strangle him !!!!!

Merle: ...

Kai: YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOUR MARIAH !!!!Ray: NO? YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BANG WITH MERLE
YOU ARE !!!!!

Kai: * quiet *

Coco: It goes haywire here ...

Jule: She's about to be ticking ...

Coco: We'd better get to safety ...

Merle:> Quiet Merle ... quite ... <* gets a flower pot on his head, which
It was actually intended for Ranma *

Akane: I'm sorry! * ranma continues to throw *

Merle: * takes a deep breath * BE CALM !!!!! AND ON THE SITE !!!!!
AND WHO'S STILL MOVING IS DEAD !!!!!

All: * calm *

Merle: Go ...

Employee 8: Merle, for you! * give her a cell phone *

Merle: Thank you ... * on the phone *

Fred: I think ... that we should break this off first ...

Merle: But you said we have as much airtime as we need!

Fred: Not now ???

Merle: Yes, good! See you!

Inu: * comes from behind * Do you want to tell me now, I'm free from modern times
came???

Merle: No, of course we will provide you with hotels!

Kai: Merle can't help that!Inu: And you are ??? The chipmunk ??? * Looks at Kai *

Yugi: You've got something on your face, chipmunk! * German on quayside *

Kai: * twitching an eyebrow *

Tea: Yugi, behave yourself!

Kagome: You too, Inu!

Kai: SAY THAT AGAIN YOU BROKEN BEANSTALK !!!!
AND THE LAP DOG SHOULD RATHER GO IN HIS BASKET !!!!

Inu: LAP DOG ?????

Yugi: BEANSTALK ????? ROAR ON HIM !!!!!
* pounces on Kai and bites him in the calf *

~~~ * Dust cloud is created * ~~~

Spectators: * leave the studio in panic *

All anime figures: * pound each other in the huge cloud of dust *

Fred: * phoned a hotel *

Merle: * swallows one asperin after the next *
And with that we end today's show! I hope you liked it
and they will switch on again the next time it says:
> MERLES WORLD !!! <

Some voice: AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY !!!! HAVE A NICE EVENING!!!!

Spectators: * have long since left the studio in panic *Employee 28: * Camera off * CUT !!!!

Merle: * is still swallowing asperine *

Daisy: A really great show, Merle! Just great !!!! * claps like a madman *

Fred: Yes, thank you very much! * hangs up *

Merle: And? * gulp *

Fred: Yeah, we could accommodate them all! * takes a few steps away from Merle *

Merle: What is it? That's great! ^^

Fred: Yeah, they said that was your problem! And now they deliver beds, and all of them
Have to move to you ……………

Merle: O.o …………… WWWWWAAAAASSSSS ?????
* looks at the dust cloud * Help ... help ... help ... help ... help ... HELP !!!!!

Anime figures: * keep pounding * * battle screams can be heard *

Kai: STUPID MOMS !!!

Inu: STRIPE SQUIRREL !!!!!

Merle: I need a year's supply of asperine ……………

End of the first part! ^^
-----

So, END !!! ^^
Stupid, isn't it ??? I agree! ^^ Well, the writing style is not my taste, but it just happened here that I write it like this, also looks much better in my opinion!^^
Except that nobody ever asks the author! ^^
So if you want to read a second part, please leave me a commie! ^^
And I don't want to forego criticism.
So, if you think that you didn't like it, please write me and tell me why you didn't like it.
I am happy to take friendly criticism into consideration, and I will try to do better next time!
On the whole, I hope you enjoyed it!
Bye bye, your Merle! ^^ * meow *