Translation
Die etwas andere "Einladung zum Ball"
terrible!
v.K .: Yes ... I was an only child and at 11 I became an orphan. First has
my dad literally drunk himself in his grave.S. (already howling): That must have been terrible !!!
v.K. (sobs): He's drunk, with a bottle of schnapps in his hand over the
Staggered graveyard and fallen into an open grave
fell asleep and someone must have dug it up ...
(thinks: thank god they didn't get me ...!)
S. (yells with howling): You poor !!!
v.K .: And then ... my mother, she (breaks out into an equally desperate howl and
can no longer).
Last but not least, Sarah and Krolock are hugging each other in the full bathtub, crying together and feeling sorry for Krolock (or each other).
S .: Another handkerchief?
v.K .: Yes. (blowing his nose)
S .: What about her?
v.K .: She died that same year ... it was a cold November morning ... she was lying down
just dead there ... in the living room in front of our brand new flat screen
Soni Ericson TV.
S .: You are so sorry for me!
v.K. (looks at his watch): Damn it! Already so late! Well, I think so
has to come to an end quickly nowand then I leave again.
S .: Huh?
v.K .: Well, wait ... where did I stop? Ah yes. ... but you always have
already suspected ...
S .: What's that supposed to mean? First you cry something about your oh-so-bad one
Childhood before and then you come back with your mindless text?
v.K .: Man, are you stupid. That was just kidding!
S .: You plague! I had to cry because of you!
v.K .: Well. Not my problem. You are so stupid and believe that ...
S .: Damn it, you idiot! Go away! Get lost! Out! But come back first
get out what you want. FAST, if you please. You have mine
precious time wasted enough.
v.K .: Yes, I would have had better things to do!
S .: So what are you waiting for?
v.K .: Here you go, whatever you want! ... that your security is a big one
Was dizzy. ...
S .: I've already noticed THAT. Otherwise YOU would never be here
came in. It doesn't seem enough to have dad around our houseSecurity guards and bouncers put up and we put the whole house with us
Garlic hung up, not to mention the bright lights
everywhere ... Something like you always comes in apparently.
v.K .: How was that? But not ... garlic? Bright lamps?
S .: (Man, is that a quick marker ...) Uh ... yes. That's exactly what I said.
v.K .: Aaaaaah!
S .: * sigh *
v.K .: Aaaaaah - where is the window?
The fairy window? I have to be here
raaaaauuuuu-
S .: Sorry, if I could disturb you for a moment ...?
v.K .: WHAT? Can't you see that I'm here in the midst of desperation
am For me this is a matter of life or death and you have nothing else
to do than interrupt me?
S .: I just wanted to say that you haven't bothered so far ... Just like that
a note on the side ...
v.K .: ... That's right ... Great ... Hehe ;-))
S .: So, have you relaxed again?
v.K .: Yes. OK. Fits again. Excuse-moi.
S .: French ... tell me, are you gay or what?v.K .: What? How do you come up with it now?
S .: Well ... take a look at yourself! Purple cloak lining! Clearer
it's almost impossible!
v.K .: So please. Counts need that. After all, it's real silk
feel it ...
S .: * So soft, so fresh ... a dream ... *
v.K .: Vernel!
S .: idiot.
v.K .: * Harrharr *
S .: Oh yes, since we've known each other for so long: What's your name actually
with first name?
v.K .: I don't say.
S .: Why?
v.K .: Because ... it's none of your business ...
S .: Aha. Okaaaaay, then I just have to assume that you ... hm ... what would
suit you? ... Gerhard (!) means ...
v.K .: For GOD'S SAKE !!! No ... no ... luckily NOT. That is still
worse than the cruciform garlic lamp Breda gave me last
Gave Christmas ... (What was she thinking ???)
S .: So, out with it?
v.K .: Giovanni.
S .: I beg your pardon? Volume up.
v.K .: Giovanni ...
S .: I do not believe you!
v.K .: GIOVANNI!But don't tell anyone.
S .: * outbreak of laughing fits *
v.K .: That's NOT WEIRD.
S. (* tearful eyes laughing *) GIOVANNI! I WILL NOT BE ANYMORE !!!
v.K .: Oh, leave me alone. I can't help it!
S .: Okay, okay. You can go on ... sorry * smiles *.
v.K .: Stupid *** ... EVERYTHING WAS LIE, WHAT YOU WANT
PROMISE ...
S .: I beg your pardon? Is everything a lie? Does that mean I won't get a new barbie
if I am good tomorrow and go to the orthodontist? None
Lego construction kit when I tidy up my room? I will protest !!!
v.K .: Um ... I actually didn't mean that ... And without being too close to you
want to kick - you still play with Barbie?
S .: Yeah, I mean, what other reasonably normal girl in mine
Age doesn't that? I just got soooo nice yesterday
Story made up! So: Barbie writes a letter to Ken, and he
comes on with his new Caddilac of course immediately.Barbie is happy
of course very dolle. And then the two fall in love, pull
move in together and then Ken shows Barbie his Little-Ken.
v.K .: His ... Little-Ken? ...
S .: Yes, Alfred suggested that to me. I don't know what that is about
mean, but Alfie says if Ken did that they'd be too soon
third. Is not that great?
v.K. (slowly beginning to understand): O God ...
S .: Isn't it really nice of Alfie to tell me? I believe,
Little-Ken is called the rattle stork. Do you want to hear more?
v.K .: I think I can do without ...
S .: A yes. Oh, you weren't quite finished ... I got you
interrupted. Sorry
v.K .: It will be fine ... so: EVERYONE HAS DEFEATED YOU IF HE
BRILLIANT YOU ...
S .: But nobody has ever bribed me ... and cheated ...? Hey !!! Where from
do you even know that ???
v.K .: You ask too many questions ... and that's not good! I don't know a sentenceBring it to an end because your IQ seems too low to talk me out of it
to let! Maybe you would understand some things from the CONTEXT ...?
S .: Well, if you mean ... but without wanting to offend you: what you are there
Giving from you is not the most intelligent either ...
v.K .: Man, I can't help it! Tell Polanski, he has it
all that shit mortgaged!
Director: Polanski, you are fired.
Polanski: Shit. Now I've come up with something really great, and now
I'm thrown out. Is that a way of thanking you for years of work?
v.K .: Um, can we ...? Sorry?
Director: Sorry.
v.K .: I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU MISS ...
S .: The Pokémon trading cards from Snorlax, Tentoxa and Myrapla? Geiiiiil! Or
my new X-Box?
v.K .: No! I know something much better!
S .: Oh ...?
v.K .: Watch out, here it comes, and hold on tight: A JOURNEY ...
S .: To Mallorca? To the Phillipines? To Bali? To the Ballermann?
v.K .: Not exactly ... but wait and see.... ON THE WINGS OF THE NIGHT ...
S .: Huh? I've never heard of the airline ...
v.K .: Something like "Krolock Airlines".
S .: Aha (???).
v.K .: INTO REAL REALITY ...
S .: Do you want to screw me off? Are you really trying to convince me that we are?
would live in a "false reality" whatever that is?
You ARE a PSYCHOPATH !! "
v.K .: Just - let - me - just - carry on - okay?
S .: Alright.
v.K .: (...) INTO THE RUSH OF THE DARKNESS ...
S .: Good! I like to be drunk!
v.K .: MAKE YOUR HEART READY ...
S .: Done. Let's go. Hey ho let's go !!!
v.K .: I INVITE YOU TO THE MIDNIGHT BALL ...
S .: Great. And it takes you so long for this one sentence? And you know what,
my dear? FORGET THAT !!! You don't really believe
that I dance with YOU! I told you before! You NERVE !!!
v.K .: Man ... I've tried so hard to be at least SOMETHING seriouswork and you put me down so ... that depresses.
S .: Yes, sorry, but what you're doing here can't really do it
be. How much money were you actually offered to watch the show here?
peel off?
v.K .: Don't get cheeky, miss! Must be a fragile old count
do you honor!
S .: Aha. And what would that look like then?
v.K. (slightly irritated): You could have pointed out to me, for example, that
I've been with you with my right foot the whole time
the bathtub and he therefore already the caustic one
The smell of your peppermint bath foam
damn it all! What do you think what
Herbert will say about it? My foot smells like that
PEPPERMINT!!! And slowly but slowly he begins to
moldy!
S .: I'm really sorry that I have to interrupt your moral sermon,
but did I get popcorn today?
v.K .: How should I know?S .: Okay, wait a minute.
v.K .: ... ??? !!!
S .: Here I am again * munching on popcorn *. Do you also want?
v.K .: No, thank you ... Unfortunately I have a gastrointestinal upset ...
S .: Ooooooh ...
v.K .: Yes. ...
S .: * Delicious! smacks *
v.K .: Then we'll just bring it to an end ... I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU'RE MISSING ...
S .: I KNOW !!! A journey on the wings of the night ... sure. Have you ever
said!
v.K .: Then I don't have to sing it anymore ... FOR EVERYDAY LIFE
ESCAPE ...
S .: Hey, finally something sensible from you!
v.K .: INTO THE RUSH OF FANTASIES ...
S .: You disgusting pig! Now I understand! Did you really think you
could end up with me? Forget it, you old horny goat! You probably thought
you could fill me up and then what do I know what to do with me, but
you were wrong! I'm calling the police! * after your new MMS mobile phone
intervenes and dials the police number *
v.K .: No! What are you doing???
S .: Already happened. Took a picture of you ...v.K .: Noooo!
S .: Harrharr!
v.K .: O God, quick now: IT'S SOON ...
S .: Exactly! Soon you'll be in the slap! Lock him up, the madman!
v.K .: I INVITE YOU TO THE MIDNIGHT BAAAAA ...
S .: I would hurry if I were you ...
v.K .: AAAAA ...
S .: Man, you can hold out for a long time!
v.K .: So. Now that's enough. I do not want to any more. Yeah, lick me. What does she think
actually? Pah. I'm going. Bye. Yes, that pisses me off! No. The
enough. Enough. Enough. Out. End. Basta. Finished. I'm leaving Bad luck.
Von Krolock angrily trudges out