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Fanfic: DBZ- The past is my futur
Chapter: Chapter 1
Oh help .. my own FF. I'm sure you'll find them stupid ... but I like them! Muahahahahahaha !! Okay, that was an exaggeration, what the heck! I'm glad that I finally put it (at least the first chapter) online. I hope you like it ... because I've never done something like that ... Well ... then let's go to the battle!
Oh yes, I have also invented 4 new people ... Is it allowed to do that? but they are all very nice especially sara (hence my name!) well: READ !!!
Chapter 1
"Bulma, can you tell me what I'm doing in Vegeta's bed ?!" Sara yelled when she woke up.
"I can tell you that too," said Vegeta grumpily, who was lying on the floor next to Sara, "You were too lazy to walk home last night !! In the middle of the night Bulma threw me out of my bed and said, > It is also not right for me that this inhabitant of the earth always messes around with us and helps herself to our supplies like a parasite! But if we are really nice to her, then she may let us down.in peace.
"Do what you can not resist, you Earthling. I will not feel any pain." Sara got up and gave Vegeta a slap in the face. This flew across the room, broke a hole in the wall, then flew on and, to his bad luck, slid right in front of Midori's feet, who immediately started kicking Vegeta like a fool. That's not normal for an Earth inhabitant, he thought, shaking his head. "A little further, Sara and he should have taken a taxi for the way back." Sara beamed herself over to Midori and said:
"Well, that's me! Wuahahahaha !!!", while she hit Vegeta on the shoulder so hard that he had trouble stopping.
"I don't want to interrupt your coffee party, but you have to go on without me. I, a strong, good-looking Saiyajin, now have to save the world from ruin and I don't need weak women there !!"He was about to leave when midori tapped him on the shoulder" Hey wait a minute! ". Vegeta turned around and at that moment Midori started to sneeze. There were small explosions that had also affected Vegeta, because his 1000-volt hairstyle was on fire.
"WHAT'S THE SHIT ?? !! Why did you do that? (Ouch ...)" he yelled.
"You have a pretty wet pronunciation!", Midori said when she turned around and went into the kitchen, "I'm hungry ..."
"Thats alright! "; Vegeta announced, "Women belong in the kitchen !!"
"and you in small pieces in the hazardous waste", said Sara, who felt slightly offended by Vegeta's statement.
"That wasn't nice!" Zellna squeaked (she had a smaller frog in her throat) as she looked into the kitchen with her head.
"Oh, tomorrow Zellna!"
"Tomorrow is a little too exaggerated," she said after Midori's greeting (Sara was so busy reading Vegeta the riot act that she had forgotten to say hello), "It's after three o'clock in the afternoon.""Oh ... crap! Now I've missed Pokémon !!"
"You may be worried, Sara!"
"You, Zellna, can you tell me where Akane is? We wanted to meet at ... Well, you know," Midori said hesitantly. "You mean to go back in time and save the earth from its ruin?"
"That's exactly what I meant. Only, you know Sara, I used 'You already know' as a synonym for traveling back in time."
"I see."
"What do you mean," travel back in time because you have to save the world from destruction "?!"
"Oh, there is still that too. Didn't you want to save the world?", Midori gave Vegeta a cool look.
"Yes, I wanted to, but then your message surprised me a little. I mean, how are weak Earthlings like you supposed to save the world, that's completely ridiculous!"
"It's not that ridiculous when you consider that we are actually not Earthlings.", Midori said offended and tapped Vegeta's forehead with her finger."Oh no? What are you then? Maybe little Martians?", Vegeta asked stupidly, while he hit the Midoris with his hand because she had bored her long fingernails into his forehead.
"Something like that, Vegeta. We are Saiyajins. Just like you! The only difference is that we are female. And just like you, we are all blue blooded. You don't have to look so stupid!"
"I think Midori meant that you were annoying! So go die!"
"SHUT UP ROTSCHOPF !!"
"Isn't he cute when he's upset?", Said Bulma, who just stepped into the kitchen with a dirty work overalls and then hugged Vegeta from behind so that she could rest her head on his shoulder.
"I'm not cute at all!"
"Yeah, honey! Shut up."
"Um Bulma, is the time machine ready?"
"I think Mi-chan. You can try it out." Midori, Sara and Zellna beamed themselves to their planet Nightmare to pick up Akane. They hurriedly packed their bags and then we could start.Of course they had to go to Bulma again first, because the time machine was still standing around with her. So they beamed themselves one last time to the present earth to start their journey into the past. Sara stayed with Mr. Briefs to help him with the final preparations and Akane pissed off Muten-Roshi because he inexplicably got a nosebleed again. That was not at all inexplicable, however. When Akane had bent down, you could study her thong very carefully[black tip !! ]. Midori and Zellna were actually rather cold, although Zellna found it unheard of what a lecher Muten-Roshi was. And the two took a little walk through Bulma's garden.
"Tell me Midori, will you miss this?" Zellna asked "What do you mean by> This here "Well, our current life here. In contrast to the past, I mean," said Zellna, a little concerned.
"I don't know," said Midori, who had settled down in Bulma's front yard and was staring into the twilight like a moonstruck woman waiting for the moon, "I don't know how it is there….Maybe it will be completely different, maybe it will stay the same…. I just hope I don't run into Trunks! Otherwise he's very, really, very, very dirty !! "
"But you will inevitably meet him at some point. After all, he is part of the past. So the whole thing can hardly be avoided.
"You're right, but still! I don't want him near me. I'm just happy that I have my own planet! Then at least I don't have to look at his stupid face all the time !!!" At first, Midori seemed very serious about her words, but then her Trunks ran into her and she was startled.
"Hey, Midori, can I show you something?" Trunks asked impatiently.
"Yes, of course, why not. So why should I go straight away. And as a farewell you can show me something, although I find you and your stupid discoveries and ideas quite annoying!"
"But you don't know if you don't like it, do you?" Trunks looked very uncertain about his words, but Midori assured him lazily:“I don't think so, no!” Then Trunks opened his fist and presented a beautiful, colorful butterfly to Midori. Trunks grinned:
"Great, isn't it? Is an admiral! Um, Midori? Zellna, why is Midori lying so crooked in our flowerbed? And why is she twitching so strangely?"
"Um, well, you know, you kid," said Zellna, who had leaned over Midori to check her heartbeat and looked nervously over to Trunks, "Midori has a butterfly phobia!" "A butterfly- what?"
"A butterfly phobia! That's when someone is totally disgusted with something or is afraid of it. At Midori it's the butterflies! I'm afraid of spiders! And Sara hates disgusting flies!" After these words, she turns away from Trunks , took Midori piggyback and ran out of the garden into the yard. No sooner had Zellna and Midori stomped out of the garden than Sara nagged them towards them:
"Where have you been for so long ?! Mr. Briefs has long since finished with the machine! Although without my help he would probably still be standing there tomorrow without my help and would not know where to put the sniff!So, now throw your shit in the cubicles and get your ass in there! Roger that?! "Midori, who was feeling better in the meantime, looked at Sara with death, but she did as she was told and threw her suitcase through the hatch into the sleeping quarters. Then she went into the control room, still shaking slightly and swaying. She turned a few buttons, put her seat in the correct position and then called the others via thought transfer. They made their way to the control room, did the same to Midori and also adjusted their seats. Zellna and Sara waved once vigorously (Sara rather to annoy Vegeta) but Akane and Midori found this gesture highly unnecessary. It was quiet in the time machine. Then Sara broke the silence and asked everyone to sit down, get their seats upright, and themselves Then she made a few movements that should show where there are no emergency exits in any case and what cannot be done in the event of a disaster, but no one d he present could interpret the twists and turns.After watching Sara move strangely, Midori pressed a button and the machine began to shake. Sara immediately sat down and with a general, uncertain feeling, they set off, into a past well known to them.
So, that was the first chapter. do you like it? I hope so .. I've changed it a thousand times, until it is the way it is and so I think it's good. I talk too much ^ - ^ "I would be very happy about Kommies. thx for reading! Until next time. It doesn't take long either!
Oh yes, I have also invented 4 new people ... Is it allowed to do that? but they are all very nice especially sara (hence my name!) well: READ !!!
Chapter 1
"Bulma, can you tell me what I'm doing in Vegeta's bed ?!" Sara yelled when she woke up.
"I can tell you that too," said Vegeta grumpily, who was lying on the floor next to Sara, "You were too lazy to walk home last night !! In the middle of the night Bulma threw me out of my bed and said, > It is also not right for me that this inhabitant of the earth always messes around with us and helps herself to our supplies like a parasite! But if we are really nice to her, then she may let us down.in peace.
"Do what you can not resist, you Earthling. I will not feel any pain." Sara got up and gave Vegeta a slap in the face. This flew across the room, broke a hole in the wall, then flew on and, to his bad luck, slid right in front of Midori's feet, who immediately started kicking Vegeta like a fool. That's not normal for an Earth inhabitant, he thought, shaking his head. "A little further, Sara and he should have taken a taxi for the way back." Sara beamed herself over to Midori and said:
"Well, that's me! Wuahahahaha !!!", while she hit Vegeta on the shoulder so hard that he had trouble stopping.
"I don't want to interrupt your coffee party, but you have to go on without me. I, a strong, good-looking Saiyajin, now have to save the world from ruin and I don't need weak women there !!"He was about to leave when midori tapped him on the shoulder" Hey wait a minute! ". Vegeta turned around and at that moment Midori started to sneeze. There were small explosions that had also affected Vegeta, because his 1000-volt hairstyle was on fire.
"WHAT'S THE SHIT ?? !! Why did you do that? (Ouch ...)" he yelled.
"You have a pretty wet pronunciation!", Midori said when she turned around and went into the kitchen, "I'm hungry ..."
"Thats alright! "; Vegeta announced, "Women belong in the kitchen !!"
"and you in small pieces in the hazardous waste", said Sara, who felt slightly offended by Vegeta's statement.
"That wasn't nice!" Zellna squeaked (she had a smaller frog in her throat) as she looked into the kitchen with her head.
"Oh, tomorrow Zellna!"
"Tomorrow is a little too exaggerated," she said after Midori's greeting (Sara was so busy reading Vegeta the riot act that she had forgotten to say hello), "It's after three o'clock in the afternoon.""Oh ... crap! Now I've missed Pokémon !!"
"You may be worried, Sara!"
"You, Zellna, can you tell me where Akane is? We wanted to meet at ... Well, you know," Midori said hesitantly. "You mean to go back in time and save the earth from its ruin?"
"That's exactly what I meant. Only, you know Sara, I used 'You already know' as a synonym for traveling back in time."
"I see."
"What do you mean," travel back in time because you have to save the world from destruction "?!"
"Oh, there is still that too. Didn't you want to save the world?", Midori gave Vegeta a cool look.
"Yes, I wanted to, but then your message surprised me a little. I mean, how are weak Earthlings like you supposed to save the world, that's completely ridiculous!"
"It's not that ridiculous when you consider that we are actually not Earthlings.", Midori said offended and tapped Vegeta's forehead with her finger."Oh no? What are you then? Maybe little Martians?", Vegeta asked stupidly, while he hit the Midoris with his hand because she had bored her long fingernails into his forehead.
"Something like that, Vegeta. We are Saiyajins. Just like you! The only difference is that we are female. And just like you, we are all blue blooded. You don't have to look so stupid!"
"I think Midori meant that you were annoying! So go die!"
"SHUT UP ROTSCHOPF !!"
"Isn't he cute when he's upset?", Said Bulma, who just stepped into the kitchen with a dirty work overalls and then hugged Vegeta from behind so that she could rest her head on his shoulder.
"I'm not cute at all!"
"Yeah, honey! Shut up."
"Um Bulma, is the time machine ready?"
"I think Mi-chan. You can try it out." Midori, Sara and Zellna beamed themselves to their planet Nightmare to pick up Akane. They hurriedly packed their bags and then we could start.Of course they had to go to Bulma again first, because the time machine was still standing around with her. So they beamed themselves one last time to the present earth to start their journey into the past. Sara stayed with Mr. Briefs to help him with the final preparations and Akane pissed off Muten-Roshi because he inexplicably got a nosebleed again. That was not at all inexplicable, however. When Akane had bent down, you could study her thong very carefully[black tip !! ]. Midori and Zellna were actually rather cold, although Zellna found it unheard of what a lecher Muten-Roshi was. And the two took a little walk through Bulma's garden.
"Tell me Midori, will you miss this?" Zellna asked "What do you mean by> This here "Well, our current life here. In contrast to the past, I mean," said Zellna, a little concerned.
"I don't know," said Midori, who had settled down in Bulma's front yard and was staring into the twilight like a moonstruck woman waiting for the moon, "I don't know how it is there….Maybe it will be completely different, maybe it will stay the same…. I just hope I don't run into Trunks! Otherwise he's very, really, very, very dirty !! "
"But you will inevitably meet him at some point. After all, he is part of the past. So the whole thing can hardly be avoided.
"You're right, but still! I don't want him near me. I'm just happy that I have my own planet! Then at least I don't have to look at his stupid face all the time !!!" At first, Midori seemed very serious about her words, but then her Trunks ran into her and she was startled.
"Hey, Midori, can I show you something?" Trunks asked impatiently.
"Yes, of course, why not. So why should I go straight away. And as a farewell you can show me something, although I find you and your stupid discoveries and ideas quite annoying!"
"But you don't know if you don't like it, do you?" Trunks looked very uncertain about his words, but Midori assured him lazily:“I don't think so, no!” Then Trunks opened his fist and presented a beautiful, colorful butterfly to Midori. Trunks grinned:
"Great, isn't it? Is an admiral! Um, Midori? Zellna, why is Midori lying so crooked in our flowerbed? And why is she twitching so strangely?"
"Um, well, you know, you kid," said Zellna, who had leaned over Midori to check her heartbeat and looked nervously over to Trunks, "Midori has a butterfly phobia!" "A butterfly- what?"
"A butterfly phobia! That's when someone is totally disgusted with something or is afraid of it. At Midori it's the butterflies! I'm afraid of spiders! And Sara hates disgusting flies!" After these words, she turns away from Trunks , took Midori piggyback and ran out of the garden into the yard. No sooner had Zellna and Midori stomped out of the garden than Sara nagged them towards them:
"Where have you been for so long ?! Mr. Briefs has long since finished with the machine! Although without my help he would probably still be standing there tomorrow without my help and would not know where to put the sniff!So, now throw your shit in the cubicles and get your ass in there! Roger that?! "Midori, who was feeling better in the meantime, looked at Sara with death, but she did as she was told and threw her suitcase through the hatch into the sleeping quarters. Then she went into the control room, still shaking slightly and swaying. She turned a few buttons, put her seat in the correct position and then called the others via thought transfer. They made their way to the control room, did the same to Midori and also adjusted their seats. Zellna and Sara waved once vigorously (Sara rather to annoy Vegeta) but Akane and Midori found this gesture highly unnecessary. It was quiet in the time machine. Then Sara broke the silence and asked everyone to sit down, get their seats upright, and themselves Then she made a few movements that should show where there are no emergency exits in any case and what cannot be done in the event of a disaster, but no one d he present could interpret the twists and turns.After watching Sara move strangely, Midori pressed a button and the machine began to shake. Sara immediately sat down and with a general, uncertain feeling, they set off, into a past well known to them.
So, that was the first chapter. do you like it? I hope so .. I've changed it a thousand times, until it is the way it is and so I think it's good. I talk too much ^ - ^ "I would be very happy about Kommies. thx for reading! Until next time. It doesn't take long either!