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Fanfic: DBZ- The past is my futur
Chapter: Chapter 2
Hiuiuiuiui !!! Already emin2. Chapter! that freezes me! hihi! okay ... I tend to exaggerate ... aaaalso: there you go, just for you: the 2nd chapter! Muhuhuahahahaha * irrelach *
Chapter 2
No sooner had they started than Midori raised her head and called:
"You can come out. I know you are there!"
"Who do you mean, Midori? It's only the four of us here!", Zellna stated, puzzled.
"You're not quite as right as usual. Here the four of us and one more, not with a planned stowaway. Wasn't Trunks, you little transvestite?"
"What, Trunks is also present? How did he get in here? I checked everything earlier for such little lousy parasites like him. Why?", Sara narrowed her eyes and looked nastily into the corner the curtain (which was supposed to demarcate the pantry, but not) that Midori had pointed when she mentioned Trunks. Then Akane walked to the supposed corner, pushed the curtain aside and before Trunks could say anything she yelled at him:"Don't say anything! I know everything!" then she knocked him out with one blow.
"What should we do with his corpse now?"
"Sara! He's not dead! At least I think so."
Trunks was slowly coming to. The four figures that were leaning over him could only be seen vaguely. An uneasy feeling told him that Sara had long since labeled him dead. He lay motionless on the floor for a while and heard Sara making plans for the best way to dispose of his body, but then he jumped up and screamed:
"Damn it, I'm not dead !!"
"Hey Schnuggi! You're awake again! Everyone thought you were dead!"
"Sara ?!" Midori looked grimly over at her, "First: you were the only one who thought he was dead. And second, and last, don't call him Schnuggi! That's embarrassing!"
"Was someone here just yelled at because they were jealous of them ?!"
"I'm not jealous!", Midori grumbled, "Why should I be jealous?At most I would be jealous if I wanted something from him, but since that's not the case, I have no reason to be jealous! "
"Midori ..." Akane mumbled softly, "are you really into him ..., I hardly dare utter this word, but ... are you in love with him ...?" Midori gasped and was close to tears. Then she said, completely confused, that she had to quickly go to the control room to check the equipment, but nobody believed him, because Sara and Mr. Briefs had checked everything for correctness before leaving. Shortly afterwards she disappeared.
"Trunks, I'll never forgive you! What you did to Midori is unforgivable!" Tears welled up in Akane's eyes. They pearled her flawless cheeks. She had only cried twice before, and that only because of the death of Viola, Midori's mother, and that of her beloved Nehl. Then she collapsed. Zellna knelt next to Akane, whose tears left black, shiny stains on the dark gray PVC.Then, all of a sudden, she jumped up and beat Trunks, who would never stand a chance against her. With combined forces, Zellna and Sara had to pull her off him.
"Damn Akane! Are you out of your mind ?! What's wrong with you ?!"
"I don't know Sara. But it's not normal for Midori to behave so badly about a man! I mean, she blushed when I asked her if she loved this pig! She's never done anything like that! She has never loved, let alone felt ... "
"Trunks?" Sara looked at him seriously, "Can I talk to you? In private if I can."
"Under ten eyes ?!"
“Don't ask so stupidly! Just come with me!” Sara ran ahead, towards the pantry. Trunks, not knowing what to expect, ran after her, thinking hard about the sentence with the ten eyes. They'd run across the time machine about once when Sara stopped, turned and snorted.She couldn't stop anymore. Tears rolled down her cheeks with laughter.
"What's so funny, huh ?!" Trunks wanted to know.
"You !! Hahahahahahaha !!!!!"
"why me??"
"You should have seen your face earlier! To scream! And my God you are stupid! Do you really think Midori loves you? You, stupidity in person and our little devil Mi-chan? No way, sweetie!"
"You got the saying from C18!"
"Oh, nothing more can you think of?" in the meantime Midori had joined them too. She laughed too, but not as loudly as Sara. With her it was just a cheeky, meaningful grin.
"You're so stupid that it cracks! Have you never heard of acting talent? Akane! Please, can you give him a little sample?"
"Sure, Mi-chan. Sara, could I ask for your support?"
"but sure! So, shall we do it as usual or do we improvise?"
"I think we're improvising."
“Well, let's get into the fight.” Kurz entered silently.Then Sara started[a little explanation at first: Sara and Akane will now have a little dialogue. I will always put the first letter of the respective person in front of it. Sure so far? ]:
S: "Franz!"
A: "Sissi!"
S: "I'm so bored."
A: "Sissi, I have an idea!"
S: "Get out there so you clean!"
A: "We could dress in vinyl and leather, jump across the meadows and then shave each other's private parts!"
S: "But Franz, that doesn't work!"
A: "Why not Sissi?"
S: "It no longer belongs to Austria!"[At this point I would like to extend a warm welcome to Michael Bully Herbig (whom I don't know personally and who I think my fanfic will never read) and the whole Bullyparade -Team for "Sissi-Menopause of an Empress". THX !!! I also wanted to apologize for changing the text. (Actually, the whole thanking and apologizing is unnecessary because he won't read it anyway, but it doesn't matter ...)]Sara bowed and Akane grinned.
"Bravo! A pleasure of the highest class!"
"thank you very much Mi-chan"
"You're welcome 'Franz'!"
"And how did you find Franz and Sissi? Totally convincing, or you little sausage?"
"Ahem!" Trunks blushed and turned away,
"Sara, your bra!"
"What about my bra?"
"He is not here anymore!"
"How, no longer there? You speak worm!"
"Well, actually he's still there, but ..." he broke off in mid-sentence out of sheer shame.
"How, what, why? What do you mean, you rat? Speak !!! (Wuhahaha!)" "Well, you've been wearing your bra the wrong way round recently, sweetie! ]"Akane brushed a strand off his face and added:
"By the way, your laugh has become much more frightening, admit it, you are secretly practicing!"
"Well, uh. OkOk, I admit! When you're eating, I secretly practice Mr. Satan's stupid laugh!", She sounded -as always- not serious enough to buy a story like this one from her, because that one others knew that she was busy eating far too often."You lie! You always eat with us. You eat even when normal people don't eat."
"Akane is right. Actually, you eat too much for Saiyajins too. We should really have you checked for tapeworms."
"Shut up Midori! If I were as hungry as you are, it would be extremely stressful for me!"
"Well, not everyone can be as fat as you![Sara is not fat !!!]" Sara was devastated. No one had ever told her that she was fat. "So, you mean I'm fat ?! Have you ever looked in the mirror, you frigid bitch ?! I know that when it comes to fighting, I don't have the slightest chance against you, but- Huaaaaa! What was that? "
"I think we landed," said Zellna, who was lying on her stomach because of the impact.
"You could be right Zelly (Zellna's nickname). The time interval from start to now could be the prescribed one. If I'm not mistaken, we should have reached the coordinates 537-18201."Akane said while staring at the computer display.
"Do you also feel this energy? It could correspond to that of Freezer."
"Wow! Trunks! You are really good!" He beamed as Midori praised him, but then:
"Only one thing to criticize in the praise: We felt this energy hours ago!" Trunks had just passed the silly grin at that moment.
"Sorry you little bastard, but we're just more talented than you! You ... half-Saiyan!"
"Hey!", Midori squeaked in piquancy, "I'm only half a Saiyan!"
"This is an exception for you! You are partly Namek. He is partly, partly human! That is, as you may have just noticed, something completely different!" Said Sara from the affair.
"I don't want to push you," said Trunks, "but shouldn't we go out slowly? I mean Freezer is out there and Son Goku is not there yet. We should intervene before he ruins the whole earth and ashes lay ""You can go out if you feel like it, but without me!" Said Akane, who had meanwhile made herself comfortable on the floor. Trunks turned to Sara:
"Are you coming out with me?"
"Nope, do I look like that?" after Sara refused, he turned to Zellna:
"Zelly?"
"I don't know if it's such a good idea to go out now. It is not the point or purpose of this trip to get Freezer out of the world! We were clearly told that we should only warn them!" After Zellna did not want to he gave it up. With Midori he would never have a chance anyway. So he went bent alone towards the exit. He hadn't even set foot outside when Sara, Akane, Zellna and Midori clung to his arms and stumbled outside with him laughing loudly[why are they doing that? ]. That must be paradise on earth, Trunks thought, surrounded by four beautiful women ...
Sara cleared her throat conspicuously in Trunks' direction.Besides that, you've got a tent in your pants! "
"Oh, don't talk sh- Argh! What a shit! Damn shit" He freed himself from the girls as quickly as he could and jumped behind the nearest rock to prevent worse. Zellna looked extremely indignant in the opposite direction, Akane shook her head in annoyance, Sara had tried extremely hard not to laugh out loud (instead of grinning maliciously into her non-existent beard), only a disapproving snort could be heard from Midori. How could he get a hard-on in my presence ?! I can't let that sit on me !! No man can get a hard-on without my intention![the good one has a very large ego ...]
Hihi ... That was the 2nd chapter. was it okay? I think it's kind of strange ... the four girls do what they want ... they just don't listen to me! grrrr .... Okay. Write me büdde clerks. thx bye bye Axo, before I forget. many love greetings and would you be sänk ju tu mai