~~~ Wedding Carrot and the Angels of Vegetables ~~~

One day Son Goku was on the training ground with his friends Piccolo and Son Goten to watch the tournament (especially because of the great Son Gohan, the best fighter) when he was being watched. A very suspicious person (because small and pink) was watching him. He was after the carrot talisman Son Goku had inherited from his grandfather. The carrot talisman was an important part of the tentative four, the vulture knows what that is ^^ In any case, the extremely suspicious (because small and pink) person did not have the opportunity to take this thing off Son Goku at the moment, because Piccolo and Son Goten were overpowering the bodyguards to get an autograph of the great Son Gohan. However, they were turned away by Son Gohan's best friend, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Mind your own filth you creeps!
Son Goku: Uh, I don't like you at all!
Vegeta: Oh, I'm going to cry!Son Goku: Honestly?
Vegeta: RAAAAAUUUUUS!
Piccolo: Come on, Goku, we're going.
Son Goku: * hiss * * grrrr * what a fool!

Now Son Goku, Piccolo and Son Goten are strolling through ... Disneyland Tokyo (?), When suddenly ...

Very suspicious person: * appear * * SonGokugrabsch * * on the Cinderella castle fly * Give me the carrot talisman!
Son Goku: Huh? Who are you?
Very suspicious (since Son Goku kidnapping) person: I am the rain demon Freezer and will ... uh what ... I will punish you in the name of the moon ... ??? ... * think * ... wrong text ... I'll get the carrot talisman! Buahahaha!
Son Goku: What thing?
Freezer: Oh, just give it to SonGokuzerr *
Son Goku: Yeh, a pervert, he wants to undress me!

But suddenly ... * organ music doodle * a staircase appears ... NEON TUBES ????? Anyway, in any case, the angel is up there ...

Freezer: What a bummer, it's Kiri!
Angel: IT'S KIIRO! K I I R O !!!!! KIIIIIROOOOO !!!!!
Freezer: * grin * * laugh * Kiri, Kiri, Kiri!Angel on bread, that's what you can do! What do you even want?
Kiri ... uh Kiiro: I will prevent you from harming him, you evil demon!
Freezer: Nänänänänänä! Dare you!
Kiiro: Ha, I'm coming! * Staircase accommodation * * get stuck * Shit! * rums * * going * * tumble down the stairs * * yammer * My hairstyle! And then I was only at the hairdresser's! That's what you'll pay for, you wannabe demon!

Freezer and Kiri ... uh Kiiro are now attacking each other with various energy discussions and the like ...

Son Goku: * from sleeping beauty lock down * Aaaahhhh! Ouch! * offended * Hey, you probably forgot about me!
Freezer: I have an idea! What a coincidence! * conjure up these wild animals with the thumb of their arms * spirit that torments, spirit that confuses, spirit that mashes every vegetable ... Kuririn! With the power of fat I call you! Make them fat!

Kuririn: * appear * * Piccolo and Son Goths, who have been stupid until now, occupied *
Piccolo and Son Goten: Gna! Give us the carrot talisman! * SonGoku shaker *Son Goku: Lalalassst there! Wehhh! we were always best friends! * howling sniff *
Kiiro: Goku!
Son Goku: * think * I think the whole time that the guy looks familiar to me ... it doesn't matter * loud * yes, what do you want from me * with the eyelashes *
Kiiro: You have to transform yourself into the wedding carrot!
Son Goku: Huhhhh? I'm supposed to be a wedding carrot? Is that an allusion?
Kiiro: * throw * take this magic mirror and transform yourself into a vegetable angel!
Son Goku: Okay. * loud in the counter-scream * Vegetables are a prime of gardening! * transforms and that pretty cheesy * Oh, now I have a great wedding dress on !!! (Huh ???) * with wedding bouquet rumfuchtelundPiccoloundSonGotendamitumfeg * magic bouquet, clean it with the pore-deep cleaning that otherwise only Clearasil has ... huh ????? No, that was different (Shonen make Shojo)! * toKiiro on the stairs * Kiiro-chan, I don't have my script!
Kiiro: * FreezermalkurzamKopffestsodasserauserRange ist * * drop * Why is that?But I can't give you mine either, especially when fighting with Freezer there are so many difficult sounds like "Gadosch" or "Rumms" or "Aaaaaah" or "Hiyaaaaa", I need the thing myself!
Son Goku aka Wedding Carrot / Marriage Carrot: * howl * What should I do now ?????
Kiiro: Improvise!
Son Goku: Huh? What's that?
Kiiro: Make up your mind!
Son Goku: All right! Then clean them up with the fiber from the vegetables! (Huh, how is that supposed to work? Anyway ..)
Kuririn (in Son Goten and Piccolo): Ahhhhh! I hate the fiber in vegetables! * ausSonGotenundPiccoloverschwinde *
Freezer: You no good! And I spent a lot of money on you at the flea market! Shame on you!
Kiiro: Nänänänänänäääää! That was probably nothing, that was probably nothing! ÄTSCH!
Freezer: * grrrr * * disappear *
Kiiro: You did well, Wedding Carrot!
Son Goku: Uh, thank you. How do I get out of this wedding dress now ????? * groan *
Kiiro: I don't care ... I'm leaving ... Bye!* Falling stairs * AUA! * Shin rubbing * Stupid stairs!
Son Goku: WAAAAAS? Oh, I think I'm going to pass out ... * huh * * fall over *

Somewhat later...

Piccolo: * SonGokuschüttel * HALLLLLO! WAKE UP!
Son Goten: Give up, it's over!
Son Goku: * wake up * Where is Kiiro?
Son Goten: I'm sorry, we don't have a kiri here. And neither does kiwi.
Son Goku: * drop * no, I mean Kiiro, this great blonde angel * raves *
Piccolo: First he passes out and then he babbles stuff like that * puff * Come on, we'll take him to Dresdner Strasse (insider joke * haha ​​*)
Son Goten: Come on, let's go, I'm hungry!
Son Goku: * In pocket barrel * What kind of junk do I have in there? * Pull out magic mirror * * look at yourself * So it wasn't a dream !!!!! Hey, wait a minute, it's broken, I can't even see my true identity in it!
Director: That was Sailor V!
Son Goku: But I also want a * howling screech * !!!!!
Director: Get out of there now, the next set is coming!
Son Goku: I'm going * moan *.At school the next day ...

Son Goku: Always this abrupt change of scene ...
Son Goten: This is anime ...

As I said, at school the next day the three friends are just about to go to the tournament again (of course to see the great, very great and even better Son Gohan) when suddenly ...

A fighter: * thrown out of the ring * Aaaaah !!! * Exactly on SonGokufall *
Son Goku: Aaaah !!!
The fighter: I said so!
Son Goku: No, your "Aaaaah !!!" has five "a's", mine only has four!
The fighter: That is petty!
Goku: I'm dying!
Vegeta: * come on * I told you not to hang around here! Now I have to take Son Goku to the infirmary too! * SonGokuamLegs behind you *
Son Goku: How romantic! Ah!

In the infirmary ...

Son Goku: I hate to repeat myself, but such constant changes of scene ...
Director: Don't get nervous!
Son Goku: Uh! * angry * * want to put someone down * So, now you can go back to your stupid fights!Vegeta: No, I have to watch you die * harharhar *
Son Goku: I'm going now, that's too stupid for me!
Vegeta: Hey, you stay there! * SonGoku back to bed slide * * by random runSonGokufall *
Son Goku: Yeah, it's a coincidence that I don't laugh. Well, further in the text. *turning red*
Vegeta: * rotwerd * * suddenly laughing *
Son Goku: * offended * What is it ???
Vegeta: * don't fight * * laugh * I ... * laugh * ... I didn't know that you were wearing push-up bras * broken *

But there ...
Nurse: * storm in * Hallooooo, Patieeeeent! We'll take a fever, take a blood test, pregnancy test and X-ray in a moment!
Son Goten: * zuPiccoloflüster * She's a little underemployed ...
Piccolo: Well, we have to go now! * SonGokumitsichschleif *

The three friends go to their classroom. But something terrible awaits them there ... even more terrible than a fusion of Muten Roshi and Michael Jackson ... everyone is THICK !!!!! The evil demon Freezer graces (that has nothing to do with rabbits) on the teacher's table, and Kuririn is also floating around in amusement ...Freezer: Haha, that's for bullets (in the truest sense of the word ^^)
Piccolo: Are we here at "The Great Weight Loss Duel"?
Son Goten: More like "The Great Gaining Duel"
Freezer: Huh? What do you want? Away with you! * SonGotenundPiccolo with a StormandieWallfeg *
Son Goku: Oh no, my poor friends!

But suddenly ... * organ music doodle * the staircase made of neon tubes appears again, and above is the angel Kiiro (the special effects get pretty monotonous over time)!

Freezer: Well, you kid's cheese? What do you want today?
Kiiro: Oh, the usual, I have to stop you, you rain barrel of a demon! And this time I can't fall down the stairs at all! I have an elevator! * in Elevator Walk *
Elevator: * crash *
Kiiro: Ahhhhh! * from elevator wreck crawl * So much for that.
Freezer: Stand up to fight.

So now the two fight each other again. Meanwhile, Son Goku has turned into the wedding carrot ...

Kuririn: So, you vegetable angel, now I'll make you fat too!* go to SonGokulos *
Goku: Ahhh! HELP! Mommy! Police! Fire Department! Armed forces! The terminator! Spiderman! Anyone! Oh, KIIIIIROOOOO!
Kiiro: What is it?
Son Goku: What do I do now?
Kiiro: Turn into a fighting carrot!
Son Goku: Oh great! Tasty transformation, powers of vegetables! I'm Wedding Carrot, the Angel of Vegetables!

Goku is bathed in a bright light, which is unfortunately pink, and transforms .....

Son Goku aka Wedding Carrot: Today is the most beautiful day of your life, and no enmity should ...
Director: Stooop!
Son Goku: What's that supposed to mean, I wasn't finished with my speech!
Director: Forget it, we have to make radical cuts! The others will also transform themselves, please! Otherwise the audience or readers will fall out of their armchairs with boredom (if they are sitting in them).
Son Goku: All right. In any case, I will defeat you or punish you if necessary. But first I have to wake up Piccolo and Goten ^^. *