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Fanfic: Wedding Karotte und die Engel des Gemüses

SonGotenundPiccolo shake * Wake up!You have to fight the evil fat demons! Come on wake up!
Son Goten + Piccolo: * weiterohnmächtigsei *
Son Goku: Oh, there I see Son Gohan ... you don't wear that much ...
Piccolo + Son Goten: * jump up * WHERE ?????
Piccolo: There's nobody there! You lousy cheater, liar, braggart, bastard, stupid, loser, failure, brain, Heino .....

An hour later...

Piccolo: ... and poor little Piccolos fuckers!
Son Goku: are you done? Then you could transform yourself .....
Kiiro: Yes, it occurred to me an hour ago * drop * so, Son Goten, there is this great wristwatch for you to transform ...
Son Goten: Uh. Kitschy. Where did you get that from, from the flea market?
Kiiro: DON'T INTERRUPT ME! And for the dear little sweet Piccolo there is a lipstick ^^
Piccolo: LIPSTICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ??! ..... * think * JAAAAA! Oh, thank you, you great stronger and so sweet .... what's your name?
Son Goku: Just think of cheese!
Piccolo: Emmentaler?Son Goku: think of children's cheese!
Piccolo: Babybel?
Son Goku: no, with two "i",
Piccolo: KIRI ????
Kiiro: It's called KIIRO! K I I R O! KIIIIIROOOOO !!!!!
Freezer: Um, I know you have problems, but that's really no reason to neglect me * sniff *
Piccolo: Vegetables are a bloom of fertilizing! I am Spini, the angel of spinach!
Son Goten: Vegetables are a flower of weeding! I'm Kohli, the Federal Chancellor ... oh no, the angel of cauliflower!

After a wonderful transformation with lots of spinach and cauliflower ...

Son Goten: I would rather be Brokki, the angel of broccoli ^^ In any case, you’re going to get upset now, Kuririn!
Wedding carrot, Kohli + Spini: * Kuririn defeat *
Freezer: You are totally useless! * Kuririn wool *
Wedding carrot: you mustn't do that! * Kuririn protection *
Kuririn: * strangely unsuccessful * * happy * I'm on your side now! You can call me Krilin!
Son Goku: Why is that?
Kuririn: Because I'm Japanese and that's why my name is pronounced that way!So, after these difficulties Wedding Karotte, Kohli and Spini Freezer screwed up ... oh no, they clean him with the power of vegetables, whereupon he drools and himself cheesy nonsense according to the motto "How nice it is to be thin" dissolves. Who knows what ... Maybe it will dissolve into hot air. Maybe in fat eyes too.

Kiiro: Now I have to tell you your task, since you are all awake now * very important *
Son Goku: Shall we cook a large vegetable casserole?
Kiiro: I wonder where he gets such stupid ideas from ... * drop * No, you have to find the hesitant four!
Piccolo: What is it, you cute little angel you?
Son Goten: A little restraint, Spini!
Kiiro: The Vicious Four are four very important ... uh ... things ... they are important for the realm of angels and our great ruler Schlankodite! If we don't get it, the angelic kingdom will come to an end.
Son Goku: Aha, the hesitant four. Are those plastic toys from Fisherprice?Kiiro: * drop * No. Watch out, there is the "carrot talisman", also known as "old like Muten Roshi", the "star hail blue", the "borrowed and never returned" and "new like the special offer in the department store". You have to find them all and bring them together, then you can defeat Fettia, the ... uh ... boss ... boss ... well, whatever!
Son Goku: Aha.

Awkward silence.

Son Goku: And now?
Kiiro: I suggest you first make the people in this class thin again (except for the teacher, of course), then you transform back and look incognito for the ... uh ... things ... you know what I mean.
A man: * join * * dragging something * good afternoon! I come from source and deliver the elevator they ordered.
Kiiro: Thank you very much. Bye! * Climb up the elevator *

Well, and so Kiiro disappears with the heavenly (spring) elevator and the vegetable angels make everyone thin again before they change back. Of course, in their confusion (mental confusion, to be precise) they failed to notice that Kiiro was actually Gohan, even though he had the same goofy grin as this one.Spini / Piccolo: Tell me, carrot, how do we make them thin again?
Kohli / Goten: I can use this thing * with a magic pen wrench * magic pen, send the vegetable cucumber of slimness!
Class: * slim *

Now the three start looking for the hesitant four. Meanwhile in the realm of fat demons ...

Fettia: * Fries Munch * That freezer failed. Now it's your turn, Cell! You have to destroy the vegetable angels! * recite * There are people who are thin. Should you find one, make it fat. And if your path leads you to one who is losing weight, then make it fatter. And if you even find a couple who lose weight together, then make them both fat, him and her. I was once thin. But I ate too much fast food. And because I'm fat, no one else should be thin. Ha!
Cell: Bravo! Bravo! Very good! * applaud * * go away * demon fries! Look for the Prodigal Four, a little suddenly!
French fries: I'm already gone!

On earth...

Piccolo: * with a magnifying glass through the edge * I just can't find it!Where can the hesitant four be ?????
Son Goten: * drop * How about you throw away that stupid magnifying glass, take off this stupid hat and help us find it? I already have a very good idea where these things could be!
Son Goku + Piccolo: WOOOOO ?????
Son Goten: In the stadium where Son Gohan trains! ^^
Son Goku + Piccolo: ????? It was clear ...

So a little later in the stadium ...

Son Goku: I hope Vegeta isn't there! * grrrrr *
Vegeta: * walk past * * a little bit behind your back *
Piccolo: What have you got there ?????
Vegeta: That's nothing, you legged green snail! * Stick out tongue *
Something behind Vegeta's back: * more or less quiet DONG *
Son Goten: But it doesn't sound like a bell for anything * grin *
Vegeta: Hands off, this is my lucky charm from my father! And now get out of here, you warm showerers! * go away *
Piccolo: Would you have thought that Vegeta had a lucky charm?
Son Goku: Pah, I don't care! * offendedandsoalsobihmVegetaegalwäretu *Kuririn: Little carrot!
Son Goten: What are you doing here?
Kuririn: I help you and I am your constant companion!
Piccolo: I suspected it ... * sigh *

Far above you, where you are not looking:

French fries: * floating around the counter * Aha, a lucky charm! Let's see! * inVegetas locker room floating * * rummaging around * AHAAAA !!!!! * Bell find * * Bell steal *

Unfortunately, French fries hadn't anticipated that the bell was actually a CHURCH TOWER bell. A big one. Vegeta doesn't do things by halves.
Now French fries ran with it to Cell (the bell was too heavy to float).

French fries: * öchz * * puff * Here, master! It exudes waves of slimness, that's why I brought it with me !!!! It is definitely one of the hesitant four!
Cell: What nonsense! Bring the crap back * grumble *
French fries: what? How? None of the hesitant four? This Vegeta will pay for that !!!!!

So French fries flew back in no time and blew fattening energy into Vegeta, who then showed some resemblance to a real Thuringian dumpling.Piccolo: What's going on?
Son Goku: Let's have a look, maybe there will be something to eat there!

But a nasty surprise awaits her in the locker room:

Horror Monster: Buahahahaaaa!
Son Goku: I think this is the wrong movie ...
Director: Sorry. Film roles reversed. So go on .....
Vegeta: Help !!!!! My abs! My great body!
Piccolo: What else can you think of ?????
Vegeta: I'm in love with myself * harharhar *
Son Goku: Oh no, we have to save him! Come on, let's turn into vegetable angels!

A very pink and cheesy transformation later ...

Son Goten: They're cutting it down really radically! Well, I'm Sailor, oh no, Angel Kohli, the angel of cauliflower!
Piccolo: I'm Angel Spini, the angel of spinach!
Son Goku: I'm Wedding Carrot, the angel of vegetables! And we will punish you, even if unfortunately I don't have time for a time-consuming speech!
French fries: Ha, I'm French fries, and you are dead !!!!* attack *
Son Goku: I have to protect my poor little Vegeta !!!!!

But there:

Church tower bell by Vegeta: * with SonGokusRingverschmelz *
Son Goku: Uff, the ring is so heavy! Hmm, what do we have there ..... A plastic ring from Aldi !!!!!
Schlankodite: * appear * This is the "Alt wie Muten Roshi"! With it you can use your carrot crystal.
Son Goku: It's getting better all the time ^^ * with RinginderGegendumuchtel *
French fries: Um, what will it be when it's done ?????
Son Goku / Wedding Carrot: The magic of the carrot crystal! He takes fat and he gives ... uh ... slimness ... ???? ... fiber ... ??? ... it doesn't matter, he'll show you, too, that through intensive training, good nutrition ...
French fries: * snore *
Son Goku: Hey, wake up! Well, you can lose weight too !!!!!
French fries: * drooling stupid brain-cracked nonsense * Oh yes, I can feel it, the great slimness through Schlankodon! Yes, slimodon! The new product from the USA works on a plant basis (because then everyone buys it !!!!) !!!!!Son Goten: surreptitious advertising! Pooh!

A little later at school ...

Goten: a little later! Pooh!
Piccolo: I just have an incredibly stupid idea!
Goku + Goten: Jaaaaa?
Piccolo: We're doing a test of courage!
Goku + Goten: Jaaaaa?
Piccolo: We go to the cemetery with the class and scare them * uahahahaaaa *
Goku: Ohoh. His sadistic streak. I thought he was NO LONGER the real devil .....
Goten: He's right, though. This idea is INCREDIBLY stupid!
Goku: That's why we're going to try them out in a moment!

In the cemetery ... the class is now walking around and is more or less afraid .....

Goku: How are we going to scare them?
Piccolo: Well, I have these horror masks here .... and my grim reaper costume ..... and the scream mask .... blablabla * unpack *
Goten: Don't you have anything REALLY scary?
Piccolo: Well, I have this CD from the SUPERMoonies here
Goths + Goku: AAaaaaahhhhh!
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