Translation
Fanfic: Wedding Karotte und die Engel des Gemüses
Take them away! Take it away!
Piccolo: But first listen to the first song .....!Goten + Goku: NOIIIN!
Piccolo: * player switch *
Music: * doodles * * noodles * * scratches * * screeches *
Class: Ah! Stop! We are scared!!!!! The SuperMoonies have risen again!
Piccolo: * hähähähähäääää *
Goku: * zuGoten * Oioioi, Piccolo turns freely .... Come Goten, we're going .....
Piccolo: * hähähähä * * uahahahahaa * * harharharhar * * hihihihihi * yikes? * look around * Where are all of a sudden? It is so dark...
Meanwhile in the realm of demons ...
Cell: Demon Hamburger!
Hamburger: Yeah?
Cell: I'm bored. We're flying off now and looking for the hesitant four so that I have something to do!
Hamburger: * sigh *
Back at Piccolo ...
Piccolo: * afraid * * afraid * Why did everyone run away? Why is it so dark Where am I? Who am I? What am I doing here? And above all: what is there in such a strange blue?
Piccolo had stumbled over a tombstone in the dark and knocked it over. This in turn had dragged another one with him, this one bigger, this one even bigger (the avalanche principle), and so Piccolo had managed to topple a huge tomb - you have to be that clumsy first!- under which it glowed strangely blue.
Piccolo: Geez, what happened here! Did someone actually knock this tomb over? Ts, ts, ts. So what's that blue? * a pair of skeletons to the side-blower * Aha! Blue earrings. Where I never wear earrings! Well maybe I can sell them for a lot of money ...
Meanwhile...
Cell: Hamburger! Look something so green ... no, red ... what was that called? ...
Hamburger: blue, master!
Cell: Don't interrupt me! So, you look now to see what is glowing so blue, and if possible you switch off this glow, from which I get migraines. If putting it down is combined with screaming, blood and fat, you get a bonus point.
Hamburger: Juhu! When I've collected enough bonus points and stuck them in a booklet, I'll get a great surprise!
Even while ...
Goku: I don't understand. I didn't even have my mask on and it screamed like I was a chainsaw zombie .....Goten: Somehow that's true. After all, you HAD a chainsaw in your hand!
Goku: But only because someone left them lying around!
Goten: It doesn't matter either! We should see what happened there. * with creepy voice-over * Perhaps the dead will rise from their graves to take terrible revenge and strangle us with their shrouds .....
Goku: Waaaaah! I'm afraid! We are not allowed to go there!
Goths: -.- °
Back to Piccolo ....
Piccolo: * put your ears in * * hähähä * That'll give you coal!
Hamburger: * appear * Ah! One of the hesitant four!
Piccolo: Huh? What do you want?
Hamburger: A bonus point!
Piccolo: Then you have to buy children's chocolate, there is some in it, or Milchreiter (that's a yoghurt), but you can also get a Payback card ... blah ...
Hamburger: Or I'll grab one of the hesitant four and get loads of bonus points for a small price ... uh, for free, I mean. And then I win a great belt bag ....!Piccolo: .... ?????
Fortunately for Piccolo, who doesn't know what to say now, the stairs are made of neon tubes (or something like that).
Kiiro: I'm in a hurry, I'm coming! * stumble * I mean, I hurry, I flyeeee! Aaaah! * RUMS * Stay away from the dangerous hamburger!
Piccolo: which hamburger? Why is he dangerous? Is there salmonella in it?
Kiiro: I mean the demon! He's after the earrings!
Piccolo: No, he said he wanted bonus points!
Kiiro: Huh? Really? Is that correct?
Hamburger: Um, yes. My master said that if I turn off the blue glow and that with blood, grease and screaming I get a bonus point. But if I kill you all and bring the hesitant four with me, he'll give me 20!
Kiiro: AHA! You see, she's just after it! But don't worry, I'll protect you! *flirt*
Piccolo: * rave * Oh, that's nice of you!
Kiiro: As a precaution, you should put the earrings on ... you never know ...Piccolo: But I have no holes in my ears ... Besides, blue doesn't suit me!
Kiiro: There's nothing that doesn't suit you * schnulz * And we can fix that with the holes, I have a sword here ...
This is followed by an incredibly romantic scene in which Kiiro carefully pierces the ears of the fascinated Piccolo with the sword - and almost kills him in the process - of course with a lot of sappy whine, holding hands and what else do I know. Because it's so terribly disgusting (and not just because of the piercing of the ears) we censored it. It also saves us fake blood. Anyway, after that's done ...
Piccolo: My ears! My ears! I'm dying!
Hamburger: * gag * * puke * * spit * Man, that was gross!
Kiiro: But very educational. You should just let professionals do it. So, dear children of the screens, don't do that!
Hamburger: * moan * are you going on now?
Kiiro: Oh yeah! Well, somehow I feel left alone. REGIIIIIE!
Director: Yes?
Kiiro: Where's the carrot?Director: How should we know?
Piccolo: * PLUMPS! falls *
Kiiro: * totally from the role * Uh ... well .... as a director that would be kind of practical ....!
Director: Do you have any idea. Oh, here she comes! Are you satisfied NOW?
Hamburger: Sorry, but MAYBE we can start FIGHTING now? My feet fell asleep!
Director: Always these claims! Where we do everything lametier lametier lametier .....
Son Goten to Goku: Now stop it! That is stressful!
Goku: NO, I DON'T LET YOUR LEG GO! I AM AFRAID !!!!!
Goten: Shall I PICK?!?!?! Oh, hello, Piccolo, nice earrings, what was the rumbling?
Hamburger: I WANT TO FIGHT!
Goten: Cool off. Okay, let's go!
A pink, vegetable and therefore very healthy transformation later ...
Kohli: Cauliflower is white and round and very healthy! I am Kohli, the angel of cauliflower!
Spini: Spinach is green. And healthy. And radioactive ... oh no ... I can't think of anything ... well, I'm Spini, the angel of spinach!Wedding carrot: Today is the most beautiful day in life (it is somehow permanent), and no fat should ruin our figure (Huh?!?). I'm Wedding Carrot, the angel of vegetables, and now I'm seriously a little mutilated, uh, disgruntled!
Hamburger: Then go to the piano tuner! Whoa! * attack *
Piccolo / Spini: Oops! Help! What am I supposed to do?
But there...
Earrings: * merged withSpinisLipstick *
Kiiro: Yeah! That is the star hail blue! * happy * * hop around *
Schlankodite: * appear * Yes! that is the star hail blue!
Kiiro: I'll tell you .....
Schlankodite: You can use it to spray tasty magic vegetable stew (the main thing is that you don't do it inside, it will stain).
Piccolo: delicious magic vegetable stew! Send the flavorings of the vegetable specialties.
Hamburger: Uh! Heck! Args! Agrl! Uah! Eh! Weh! Ohohohooooo! Haaaa! Hiyaaaah! Heck!
Piccolo: Are you ready soon?
Hamburger: Ah, I'm dying! * fall over *
Piccolo: Finally!
Hamburger: Oh, how painful it is to part with life without getting your belt pouch!Piccolo: I thought you were DEAD ??? !!!!
Hamburger: It's okay. * fall over *
But there appears a kind of ... um ... fat beetle ..... yes, but with one thing, yes you know .... such a trunk on the back .....
Kohli: Huh? What that?
Cell: You may have beaten hamburgers and fries, but I'm not giving up yet!
Spini: The fat would splash like that when you hit it! That's too gross!
Cell: I'll be back!
Everyone: goodbye!
Cell: Yes, and take care!
Director: WHAT DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE ??? !!!!!
All: AAAAAH!
Kohli: You or you scared us (how many people are actually directing ???)
Director: Already forgotten? We have to SHORTCUT! That you always do not get out of the clay!
Wedding carrot: It's okay! So, take on the fight, you fat bug!
Cell: Do you know Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"?
Everyone: Huh ???
Cell: Forget it. Not so important. Continue in the text! I will not take such an insult! I'm Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon ... um ... wrong script ...Son Goku: Where did you get a script for Sailor Moon ????
Cell: I have a role there.
All:???
Cell: More precisely, one of the main roles.
All: ?????
Cell: I play Mamoru!
All: AHA. I SEE!
Goten: And I've always wondered why this guy looks so ugly .....
Cell: * attack *
Carrot: the magic of the carrot crystal! He takes fat and he gives some nonsense, he will show you too. YOU CAN GET THIN!
Cell: * stand there * * whistle * Are you ready soon?
Carrot: IT DOESN'T WORK!
Goten: Maybe the fuel is running out!
Piccolo: Or broken.
Carrot: What a stupid thing! So just cheap toys after all!
Piccolo: Well then, look and be amazed, now I'm coming! Delicious magic vegetable stew! Send the flavorings of the vegetable specialties!
Cell: Warm! Yuck! Eh! Awful! * puff * I am not defeated yet!
Goten: That's stupid ..... what do we do now .....
Piccolo: With a big mallet ...
Kiiro: You have to use the borrowed and never returned!All: * Gotenanschau *
Goten: What are you watching ????
Carrot: I would NEVER have thought that you would just not give something back!
Goten: HOW SHOULD I BECOME A BRAIN ???? I HAVE BORROWED IT ONLY THIS MORNING!
Piccolo: And what is it?
Goten: This shapely golden pen .....
All: ?????
Piccolo: Well, if that works ...
Goten: * insulted * Not everyone can walk around with such ugly earrings.
Piccolo: Wuäähhh! Kiiro, he insulted me !!!
Kiiro: Oh, don't cry! Kohli certainly didn't mean it that way!
Piccolo: All right.
Goten: So, let's try it!
Shapely golden pen: * merges with Kohlis wrist watch *
Goten: I wouldn't have thought it possible, but the thing looks even uglier now than it did before.
Schlankodite: * appear * Yes, the "Borrowed and never returned"! Kohli, with this you can send the vegetable casserole of slimness!
Son Goku: So a vegetable casserole after all! I knew it!
Goths: * vegetable casserole *Cell: Haha, next to it!
Vegetable casserole: * like a boomerang coming back and Cell vonhintentreff *
Cell: Oh