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Fanfic: Wedding Karotte und die Engel des Gemüses
no, I'm defeated!
And so Cell dissolves in fat eyes that are now floating on the vegetable casserole. What an irony of fate!
Meanwhile in Sordid's death fortress ... oh no, sorry (damaged by Simon the Sorcerer) in the realm of demons ...
Fettia: Cell failed too! And worse, it's now part of a VEGETABLE COOK! * grrrrr *
Boo: I will defeat the dear angels, your majesty!
Fettia: WHO ASKED YOU ?! Well, it doesn't matter, I don't have a lot left anyway. So at least bring me the last of the hesitant four, a little suddenly! And bring me MORE CHOCOLATE!
Boo: YES WELL * go * hm, I have to come up with something. I should cast someone again * wuahahahaha * Demon Yoghurt Gum!
Yogurt gum: I like to be your yogurt that doesn't spill and doesn't need a spoon! But I have something against it if they clamp me between my toes to paint them ...Boo: How did you come up with such stupid stupid stupidity ?! I need someone who knows the disgusting love angels!
Yoghurt gum: to eat at the same time or to take away?
Boo: You stupid drip, to occupy of course! And now do it! * Yoghurt gum *
Yogurt gum: Very good, master!
Meanwhile ..... Son Goku, Piccolo and Goten are back at school.
Son Goku: Am I wrong or are we "back to school" all the time?
Goten: That comes from the unimaginative scriptwriters. Next they sit down at their penny notebook and write things like "Release him, Andrea!"
Piccolo: ????? What should that tell us now?
Meanwhile ...
Yoghurt gum: * floating around * Hm, where can I find one to occupy .... ah, there is one running !! MIIIIISTER! I HAVE A!!!!!
Boo: * appear * what, that wretch?
Yoghurt gum: doesn't that mean gnome?
Boo: * argh * Shall I eat you?!?! Or pinch it between your toes?!?! Well, a job is a job, so I'll have to fill it!
Yes, who was the gnome that Boo occupied?Disastrously, it was Trunks! I don't know what's catastrophic about it .... Anyway, Trunks, occupied by Boo, walked straight to Son Goku .....
Trunks: * Goku Raid * I WANT TO MARRY YOU !!!!!
Goku: Hmph? Waff drank daff?
Trunks: ?????
Goku: * Giant sandwich swallow * * cough * What's that supposed to mean?
Trunks: I WANT TO MARRY YOU !!!!!
Goku: ?????
Goten: I have the impression that this conversation is based on the use of as many punctuation marks as possible!
Goku: Why do you want to marry me?
Trunks: That just occurred to me ...
Goku: What if I refuse?
Trunks: Then I have to scream and cry loudly and tell everyone!
Piccolo: * drop * How terrifying ...!
Goku: * angsthab * nagut nagut, but please don't cry and scream and what do I know!
OK, that was a pretty pointless scene ... But just wait and see what comes next!
Piccolo: Vegeta !!!
Vegeta: Huh ?! Ah! * quickly and secretly picture of SonGoku, who looked at it, in the pocket set * What is it?!?Please don't bother me!
Piccolo: Imagine, Trunks wants to marry Son Goku!
Vegeta: * Laughing fits war * Hahahahahahahaha! * at Laughing Attack Stick * What an idiot!
Piccolo: And Goku has accepted!
Vegeta: Oh no! Oh scary! How can he!
Piccolo: AHA! YOU WOULD RATHER MARRY HIM YOURSELF, WHAT?
Vegeta: No, I'm just imagining him in a wedding dress! * quietly to myself * I have to prevent this wedding before Goku makes himself unhappy !!!
(Author's note 2: Well, did I promise too much?)
Meanwhile, Goku and Trunks went home together, to Trunks' home. Does the vulture know what they wanted there. The FF is censored anyway. Well, that was a joke, of course they wanted to get married (um, at home? Crazy Japanese!) ... But suddenly ...
Vegeta: * behind the rear projection * * James Bond-like over the floor roll * * look around * * Trunkswürg * DUUUUU !!!!!
Son Goku: Vegeta, you are acting uncivilized!
Vegeta: And that's what someone who eats with both hands says!* grumble * * potion-widening choke shake *
Son Goku: Why are you even doing this? Don't you get the sun
Vegeta: I don't want you to marry him !!!!! * grr *
Son Goku: SOOOOO? AND WHY PLEASE NOT?
Vegeta: Uh ... uh ... well ... BECAUSE YOU LOOK THICK IN THE WEDDING DRESS! THEREFORE!
Son Goku: All right, then not. I didn't like him anyway ... those pink hair ...!
Boo: * Come out of the drink * What a bummer! It did not work! Okay, I'll take care of you that way!
Son Goku: Yikes! An evil fat demon! Man, he's just as pink as Trunk's hairstyle!
Boo: * Pull out the mirror * Actually ... something ...
Son Goku: How unfashionable!
Boo: You will pay for that claim! * attack *
Son Goku: * aaaaah * * fearful *
Vegeta: I WILL PROTECT YOU !!!!! ..... how actually?
Son Goku: Um ... maybe ... with an ax .....
Suddenly....
(Church tower) bell: * dong *
Vegeta: * Gaining huge powers * * Boobesieg * That's for bothering Goku with your pink hair!Boo: AAAAAH! * get out * I'll be back !!!!!
Son Goku: Are you bringing us something ?????
Boo: What do you want?
Son Goku: What you encounter on your journey!
Vegeta: Moooooment! This is an anime, not a fairy tale! There are neither hazelnuts nor dear fathers here!
Goku: Then bring some chewing gum.
Boo: Okay. * final disappearance *
In the realm of demons ...
Boo: Demon gum!
Chewing Gum: Yes, Master?
Boo: Go watch this Vegeta. I want to know why he suddenly had these powers. Bring me the recipe for the magic potion that will help them resist us all the time!
Chewing gum: Um, master, this is "Asterix". But here we are in "Wedding Carrot".
Boo: By Jupiter! Um, whatever, I mean, of course, that he could be a fat demon. Blow fat making energy into him, then his real face will show up soon !!!
Chewing gum: you mean he's putting on make-up?
Boo: * sigh *
Meanwhile....
Goku: How long will it be "meanwhile"?When will it finally be "a little later" or maybe "a day later"!
Piccolo: I'm bored. It's really hard to see why the script says we're walking down this street!
Goths: Maybe someone has to die ...
Goku + Piccolo: ?????
Goten: Well, so far only fat demons have died, probably a car will come along and someone will crash!
Piccolo: REGIIIIIE! GET US AWAY!
Goku: Scotty, beam us up!
Goten: Look what's there!
Piccolo: That looks like a banknote! MONEY! GEEEEELD! IT belongs to MIIIIIR!
Goku: No, MIIIIIR!
Goths: * drop * Half Japanese, half Scots.
So Goku and Piccolo rushed towards the banknote. This happens in slow motion due to increased tension. Since it is a distance of 500 meters, we fast forward a little so that they run faster than light. But there ...!
Boo: * appear * I almost forgot that there is a fourth of the hesitant four!
Piccolo + Goku, who are knocking over the banknote: Huh?!?Boo: That's it, the "new-like-the-special-offer-in-the-department store" !!!
Piccolo: Why is that only now? What is the bad timing on this show ?!
Goten: * come on * Hey look, that's just play money!
Goku: Crap! Well, you can have it, Boo.
But before Son Goku can commit a fatal mistake ...
Wind breeze: * come * * apparent pathache *
Goku: Why "serious mistake"?!? This is a piece of paper!
Schlankodite: * appear * This was the fourth of the Prodigal Four. It has set out to find the fourth vegetable angel!
Piccolo: Does that mean we no longer have to divide our salary by three, but by four?!?!
Boo: What a bummer! * disappear *
Schlankodite: I only said that to confuse him, of course.
All: ????
Schlankodite: You idiots! Just let that stupid thing fly away! Everything has to be done by myself!!! * disappear *
The next morning...
Goku: I was heard! It's finally "the next morning"!Let's take a trip to celebrate this!
Piccolo + Goths: ????
Piccolo: How did you get the idea?
Goku: I leafed through the script.
Goten: That's link! Well, where do we want to go?
Goku: Disneyland Tokyo!
Piccolo: We were at the beginning of this story! Do you remember? You crashed a full pot from Sleeping Beauty's Castle! The crater is still there.
Goten: Why don't we go to the country? Spinach and cauliflower and country air ....
And so...
Piccolo: I only see red cabbage, red cabbage and red cabbage again!
Goku: No wonder, this is the red cabbage country, look, the brochure here ...
Meanwhile....
Vegeta: What am I doing here? How did I get here? There is so much here .... a lot .... red cabbage ..... * look * .... phone home ..... uh ..... somehow I am weird ....
Because just now Vegeta is being irradiated with fattening energy! The demon chewing gum hovers directly above him, camouflaged with a passenger plane. Vegeta is so muddy that he doesn't even notice that a passenger plane is chasing him!At that time (not to say meanwhile) ....
Goku: * through red cabbage root * Where can you get that, huge red cabbage! I'm getting herb strophobia!
Goten: Now look, look, there is a tree! A red cabbage tree!
Piccolo: A hill: A red cabbage hill!
Goku: A lake!
Piccolo: A red cabbage lake?
Goku: There's no such thing, you stupid!
Goten: In addition, according to the Rotkraut Land Plan, it is on the completely different side!
Piccolo: It's okay!
But there ...
Vegeta: What ... how ... * slouch *
Goku: That's Vegeta! * amazed *
Goten: He seems to have been turned on some pills ...
Piccolo: That's why I always say not to accept anything from strangers!
Goku: Tell me, is there an airport around here? I imagine he's being chased by a passenger plane.
Piccolo: Funny.
Goths: Strange.
Goku: Isn't it? Most of all, it flies so low ... and rocks so strangely ... and emits such strange rays ....
Goten: That is electrosmog ...
But suddenly Vegeta transforms!Goku: That can't be!
Piccolo: Yes, according to statistics, it always happens!
Goku: I don't care, just look!
Vegeta: * ball * * wobble * Buahahaha !!! I'm the fat demon fan!
Goten: What does a fan have to do with fat ????
Vegeta: Um ... don't know ... don't care.
Passenger plane: Yeah !!! I did it! He's actually a fat demon!
Goten: The plane can talk.
Goku: Oh no! He's a