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Fanfic: Wedding Karotte und die Engel des Gemüses

fat demon! How terrible! * sniff * * sniff * * howl * * flenn *
Goten: Yes, BUT THE PLANE CAN SPEAK !!!
Piccolo: According to statistics ...
Airliner: I'm the chewing gum demon!
Goten: But you look like a passenger plane!
Chewing gum: * Throw away aircraft * That was just my cover! And now, Demon Fan, attack them!
Fan: Hey, you have nothing to say to me! So, die, you stupid vegetable hens!
Goths + Goku + Piccolo: Aaaaaah!

Suddenly...

Voice: Stop! Not so fast!
Everyone: Huh ?!
Goten: That came from the lake.
Piccolo: From the Rotkrautsee?Goten: No, from the right one.

And there ... a mysterious figure floats away from the lake and lands on Fan’s nose. However, this is difficult because the nose is small and round, like the rest of the fan.

Figure: Hah, I'm Krauti, the angel of the red cabbage, and I'll give you a ticket for speeding!
Everyone: Huh ?!
Krauti: It doesn't matter. Look here, I have the "new like the special offer in the department store"!
Goten: Hey, that's right, he's got the wrong note on the pear!
Krauti: Ahem. So, like I said, I have this "new" thing and can use a terrifying weapon with it! Move to the side! Rush for red cabbage weeks!
Fan: * waaaaah *
Goku: No, you mustn't kill him!
Krauti: Why not?
Goku: Just imagine, it explodes and all the fat splatters and the lake overflows its banks and the red cabbage is flooded and grows to gigantic heights, and then it towers into the sky and we climb up ...Krauti: Could you get down to business?
Goku: ... and we fall down and become very flat and wide!
Piccolo: According to the statistics, this is impossible, but I didn't say anything ...
Krauti: Flat and wide! Urks!
Goku: * with the end of your arm * That's why I suggest you kill the chewing gum or the passenger plane!
Krauti: That is logical. Alright! * gum snap *
Chewing gum: Hey, what's that going to be!
Krauti: * chewing gum *
Goths + Goku + Piccolo: Wääääh! That's disgusting! How is he on it!
Krauti: * Spit chewing gum * So, now listen carefully to me! I have a contract with another film studio, so I will definitely not work with you! My station calls for bloodthirsty, disgusting and very unsafe methods!
Goten: And I thought RTL2 is the most tasteless station in terms of anime .....
Krauti: Bye then! * disappear *
Piccolo: He could have stayed here a little longer to help us. Speaking of which, what will happen to this windy guy?
Fan: Uahahahaahaaaa!Everyone: Waaaaah!
Fan: * huhähäh *
Piccolo: This conversation is based on the use of as many vowels and umlauts as possible!
Goten: Didn't we have that before?
Fan: I will destroy you! I will ... hatschi! * sneeze * I'll ... * sneeze fit war * * turn back *
Piccolo: Obviously he was allergic to the red cabbage and that weakened him!
Goths: Pig! What do we do with him now?
Goku: * howl * Oh no, he's an evil demon, what should I do? * grein * In this state he never gives me back the money I lent him! * flenn *
Goten: You can attack him with red cabbage if he doesn't!

When Vegeta regains her senses ...

Vegeta: What should I do! No life insurance is of any use to me if I don't die of natural causes but suffocate on soup or other strange things!
Goten: You mean the vegetable casserole!
Vegeta: I don't care!
Goku: But I still love you!Piccolo: Uh ... Uh ... That doesn't fit here. That'll come later.
Goku: Why?
Piccolo: We're on page 307!
Goku: Aso! Then it serves you quite right, Vegeta! Wääääähäääää! * flenn *
Vegeta: Why is he crying now? He was just mean to me!
Piccolo: This is puberty. At this age they are sometimes like that.

That's why everyone goes home first. The next day…

Vegeta: Oh, hello Kuririn (yes, he has to appear again)! How is Son Goku doing? He wasn't at school today (nor did he come to the canteen).
Kuririn: If he wasn't at school, he should actually be fine ... No, I think he's sitting at home and crying.
Vegeta: Then give him a nice greeting and bring him this wonderful ... uh ... * look * * something * discover * * dig * ... this wonderful carrot stalk with you !!!
Kuririn: Oh ...! That must be love ...!

Later with Son Goku ... ..

Son Goku: A carrot drink….! Oh, how romantic ...!Piccolo: I'd like to get something like that for free!
Goten: We could cook something out of it!
Piccolo + Goku: * Gothic Evil Staring *
Goten: Uh… uh…. I meant…. Uh ... this flower stick there! *show*
Piccolo: You can see that he has aphids!
Goten: Yes ... uh ... just because of that! Vitamins with proteins!

Meanwhile in the realm of fat demons:

Boo: I did it, I woke up Fan!
Fettia: Well, I hope it's always so stuffy in here!
Boo: No, I mean the other.
Fettia: But what does a fan have to do with fat?
Boo: I don't know. It's probably the opposite of the vegetable smell.
Fettia: An extremely stupid and slim idea. Anyway, get me the hesitant four or three hamburgers and the fan so that it not only blows the vegetable angels, but also this ... this ... you know, this cheese, this kiri!
Boo: It's called Kiiro!
Kiiro: * crawled next to an elevator wreck * Exactly! * broken elevator box * At least I still have a guarantee!* go away *
Boo: I'll take care of it!

And therefore…..

Ice Bomb: Master! Master! * jump around *
Boo: Leave me alone!
Ice bomb: But master, I haven't had anything to do for so long! It made me very THIN!
Boo: No! You always break everything including me! Or rather mainly me!
Ice bomb: May I notice that this is because you always set my timer to three seconds and don't really lift me up and then always press the "instant explode" button ....
Boo: It's okay, it's okay! But woe to you build MIST!
Eisbombe: Hardly, I'm not a box of bread.

Later at the hairdresser….
Ice Bomb: Aaah! Finally relax and spend money again!
Door: * open *
Goku: * screaming * I DON'T WANT TO THE HAIRDRESSER! MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS AND BUT IT WILL NOT GROW!
Piccolo: But we have to cut them off because when you regained your true identity they grew to your front door and your room is on the 15th floor!Goten: Exactly, and who knows if your hair will break soon with such long hair!
Goku: What real identity?
Piccolo: Was it the moon princess or Little Red Riding Hood or ... .-
Hairdressers: * on Gokuzuspring * SHOW YOU, MOON PRINCESS! WE HAVE ANALYZED YOUR HAIR AND SINCE YOU HAVE MOON DUST ON YOUR NOSE, YOU ARE THE MOON PRINCESS!
Goten: Now take it easy!
Goku: Strange people keep talking to me when I'm in my Sailor Moon cosplay costume, stupid. And every time the hair grows!

But there….
Door: * open again *
Vegeta: * go to hairdressers * * scream * I actually have greasy hair! Anyway, I can't explain how the five kilos of hair setting agent could crumble off, and then, on strange occasions, they turn BLONDE!
Hairdresser: Then please come over here ...
Hairdressers: * look at Vegeta * * gaaaaah * He sometimes has blonde hair! He is the MOON PRINCESS!
Goten: He's a man and ONLY has blonde hair sometimes!
Hairdressers: tie him up!
Ice bomb: * get up * what's going on here?Hairdressers: * turn * another one!
Ice bomb: * look around * Ahaaaaa! There is the fan!
Hairdresser: It's part of the business, you can't buy it!
Ice bomb: But not that one! DEN DA * show *!
Vegeta: Oh no! Not again! When I turn into a fan, I'm so allergic to red cabbage, and that's where this week happens to be the "dye-your-hair-naturally-red-with-red cabbage juice" week!
Door: * open *
Son Gohan: * Come in * You can't happen to dye my hair with spinach too? * look * What's going on here?
Hairdressers + Goten + Piccolo: It's the great Son Gohan! * languishes * * in fainting *
Son Gohan: Oh no, are you all right? * to Piccoloeil *

But then something very strange happens ...

Elevator: * from SonGohansTaschefall *
Gohan: Oops!
Goku: How strange!
Goten: That you also have to parrot every crap!
Ice bomb: Ahaaaaa! That's the Kiiro!
Hairdresser: It's part of the business, you can't buy it!Ice bomb: always these extras!
Son Gohan: Oh no, I'm exposed!
Goku: A quick reminder!
Son Gohan: * transform *
Goths: Oh yes, moon hearts and the power of Mars!
Kiiro: I'm Angel Kiiro, and on behalf of Schlankodite, I'll throw the ice bomb in the organic waste!
Piccolo: * wake up * Oh, Gohan is Kiiro! And he didn't fall at all today!
Gohan: * zuPiccolo run * Dearest Picco-aaaaah! * over elevator stumble * * re-rappel ** continue walking * my very dearest-ahhhhh * over Kuririn stumble * * laborious rappel * Meinaller…. * boo! * * over scissors * * resigned on the floor * Wäääääh! How did I deserve this!
Piccolo: You bad fat demon! What did you do to him !!!
Ice bomb: Moooooment times! This is HIS elevator! What can I do if he takes things out and then doesn't put them away, even though he no longer plays with them!
Piccolo: I'll tell all of that to my mom !!
Goten: * zuGokuflüster * I thought he didn't have any! At most he could tell his second half!Ice Bomb: Now that's enough for me! * explode * * Vegeta-fat-making radiation beam *
Vegeta: * transform * * buahahahahaaaaa *
Vegeta's hair: * rotate * * rotate *
Goku: His hair looks like a fan and rotates like that too !!!
Piccolo: No wonder the hair setting has crumbled off !!!
Goten: Does it sometimes turn into a lightbulb? I mean because of the yellow hair ...

Thanks to his rotating hair, Vegeta aka Fan lifts off the ground! This spectacle is so fascinating that nobody pays attention to the ice bomb that is now stuck everywhere.

Vegeta: * fly in a circle * * demonic laugh * * buahahahahaaaa *
Krauti: * come in * You my goodness, get the weirdo from the ceiling!
Goths: * red cabbage poster * * throw *
Red cabbage poster: * sichinVentilatorsHaarenfesthang * * crunch *
Goten: Hey, great, I love movies with helicopter crashes!
Fan: * crash *
Kiiro: Finally
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