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Fanfic: Wedding Karotte und die Engel des Gemüses

someone else crashed!
Piccolo: And WITHOUT stairs or elevator!Kiiro: Carrot! You have to shoot the fan with your slimming rays! Then it will be like before!
Goku: What if I don't want that at all?
Kiiro: Huh? Who how what?
Goku: Well, hair that long has to be dried somehow once it has been washed. If we tie him to a chair and then let him ventilate….
Kiiro: But ... but ... if your hair gets caught in the fan and is wound up and you get pulled in, what do you think that causes hair breakage !!
Goku: Quite apart from the fact that I get whirled around and the furnishings fly around and there is a hole in the window and then everyone comes in and sees my broken hair and ... blablabla
Krauti: Not again!
Piccolo: According to statistics….
Krauti: I said NOT again! Come on, turn him back. He shoots with hair setting agent when his hair is swirling around like that! It is directly life threatening!
Goten: All right! Here comes my vegetable casserole !!!Vegetable casserole: * fly * * inVentilatorsVentilatorhaargerat * * redirected * * on Piccolozuras *
Kiiro: Oh no, Piccolo!

Of course, Kiiro rushes off immediately to push Piccolo out of the trajectory of the casserole, but there ...

Kiiro: * over an elevator trip * shit, I really should have put it away! * Exactly in the flight path of the casserole case * * hit by the casserole shape on the head * AUUUUU!
Piccolo: Oh no! How terrible!
Slimodite: * appear * Oh no, Kiiro! How terrible, as an employer I have to be liable for work accidents according to the employment contract! That guy already cost me a fortune because he keeps falling down the stairs! * woe * * lametier * Well, I'd rather take him with me and nurse him back to health ... You can do it here, right? Bye! * disappear *
Goten: Oh no, how terrible!
Krauti: Slowly we had that often enough ... Could we be serious now and do something that is effective for the public?
Goku: Hm, what kind of cable is that coming out of Vegeta * pull * on it?Fan: * going out * Huh? What's now? YOU HAVE CAPTURED MY POWER SUPPLY!
Goten: And now the red cabbage! * Red cabbage dye consume * Here you go, a free hair wash! * VegetasHair Shampooer *
Fan: Nooooo! * hatschi * * loud herumnies * * fall over *

And so, the next day at school ...

Goku: I WANT TO GET HERE! I DON'T WANT TO BE "BACK" IN SCHOOL!
Goten: See it positively: at least nothing stupid, vegetable or ventilating happens here!
Piccolo: What about Kiiro? The author has not written anything about it ...
Goten: It was probably nothing important ...

But there ...

Goku: I think that this "but there" is much too lax! Nobody in action films says "yes there"!
Classmate: We have a new director!
Goten: What happened to the old one?
Classmate: Oh, it was an accident. First he kind of fell out the window, and then it rained milkshakes, which happened to choke him. You know, the chocolate pieces in the chocolate shake are always so big ...Piccolo: Something like that ... .. that strikes me as strange!
Goku: Yes, this fast food chain has opened next door! Maybe they want to fill our school feeder, mix drugs in our food and then sell everything at horrendous prices ...!

General confusion.

Goten: Uh…. No! Well, where did we stop?
Classmates: § 1 of the new school regulations: Everyone must wear crocheted toe warmers!
§ 2 Everyone should only wear bobble hats when they come to school.
Piccolo: We're not a dog breeding club!

Meanwhile in the director's room:

Boo: * in a crystal ball note * (Automatic advertising every 3 minutes: "Square, practical, good, these fortune-telling balls that can also show the present".) Demon Milkshake, what does that mean?
Milkshake: Ummmm ... Well, I pretend to be the school principal in order to be able to look for the vegetable angels. I also have all students wear crocheted toe warmers and bobble hats so they don't use fat to keep them warm and so everyone gets fat!I also plan to let the newly opened fast food chain take over the meals so that everyone gets fat. In addition, we could then mix drugs in their food and charge exorbitant prices ...
Boo: Well, that all sounds pretty good, but why do you think that the vegetable angels can be found in a school ?????
Milkshake: * recite * roses are red, violets are blue, bars are green and vegetables are too!
Boo: ...
Milkshake: Do you like it, master?
Boo: Um ... Anyway, I wanted to ask you something of the greatest importance!
Milkshake: Yes, Master?
Boo: Yes, well ... isn't it uncomfortable when a straw sticks out of your head?
Milkshake: Well…. I got used to it…. In the fat demon realm it also rarely rains…. And at school I wear a bobble hat anyway, so you don't notice it ...
Boo: Well then ... good luck ... * get out *
Milkshake: The real reason I'm here, of course, is because I want to get Vegeta ... I'll ask him if he'll marry me ... (demons kind of often ask people out of the blue if they want to marry her ...) Am best I call a student assembly first!And so, a little later….

Goku: What are we doing here? I wanted to go to the canteen! They have soooo delicious food there, and when I was finished I met a singing yellow-red dotted camel ...!
Goten: That can't be, because the purple smoking elephant has already taken all the space away!
Milkshake: * step forward * * cough * Well, dear students, greetings to you all!
Piccolo: * Burn toe warmer * A please what?
Goku: It was probably already in the canteen ...
Milkshake: As you all know, I am your new school director and, by the way, the owner of the new fast food chain that supplies our school, so it is completely out of the question that we add anything to your food, for example drugs or the like….

While Milkshake continues, Goku gets an inspiration! Well, it's probably just a hallucination….

Goku: THAT'S HAS A STICK IN THE HEAD UNDER HER POODLE HAT!
Everyone who ate in the canteen: It's not true, it's King Arthur's sword!Come on, pull it out, we're going to be King of England!

Now everything is rushing towards Milkshake, who has no idea what best to do now, and so she does this:

Milkshake: * with the thumbs of your arms *
School: * plop * * reappear in a parallel universe *
Goten: Look, the elephant is there again! Oh, it's colored!
Vegeta: * krakeel * Ooooooh, all that red cabbage! No! No!
Goku: * hanging in a corner * He's probably just having a bad trip….
Gohan: No, don't eat me! I am NOT a cheese!
Piccolo: Am I the only one who's still normal here?

Meanwhile, Milkshake takes advantage of the confusion and drags Vegeta away!

Vegeta: No, forgive me it was just a carrot stalk! The flower shop was already closed!
Milkshake: Vegeta, will you marry me?
Vegeta: …… * wake up and look confused * Hm, where am I? Who am I? Why is there a straw in your head? Why isn't there any in my head? I think I'll get some sleep….* lie on the floor *
Milkshake: But… but….
Vegeta: * snore *
Milkshake: * raaaaah * EVERYONE WILL PAY FOR IT! * again with the thumb of the arms *
School: * plop *

And now something happens
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