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Fanfic: Sanas verrückte Welt

Chapter: Cooking kodocha charas

Sana: Welcome to my weekly cooking show "Sana's crazy world." Today I invited guests again who will prepare something wonderful. This brings us to our first guest: Akito Hayama.
Akito: * run in *
Sana: * hug Hayama * Well, old house. Nice to see you again.
Akito: Yes, I'm happy too * look bored *
Sana: What kind of recipe did you bring us with you?
Akito: * Pull the note out of your pocket and read it * Wedding soup from Maggime master class.
Sana: That sounds fantastic. It's best to start cooking right away. There is our kitchen * Hayama leads in show kitchen * And while Hayama cooks us something nice we listen to music. May I ask for an applause for Naozumi.
Naozumi: * takes the stage * Hello. I am now playing the symphony for you about a moderate railway accident. * start killing the trumpet making noises as if the trumpet was involved in the railway accident *Sana: * Cover your ears *
Akito: * put a wooden spoon in your ears *
Naozumi: * ruthlessly keep playing *
Sana: * run to Hayama and put the other end of his wooden spoon in his ears *
Naozumi :( finally done, the audience applauds in relief) Thank you, thank you. I love you all my fans.
Sana: * quickly pull the wooden spoon out of your ears * Thank you Naozumi. Wouldn't you like to have a delicious soup with us? Akito cooked delicious.
Akito: * also pull the spoon out of your ears * So, first I heat the water. * read from the back of the soup bag * then I pour everything in there and stir. Sana, should I stir your wax or mine?
Sana: There are other spoons in the drawer. Otherwise take my side. I only washed myself today.
Akito: * I don't want to pull out the drawer but don't want to notice that it's just a dummy and that I am taking apart a part of the show kitchen with karate * Somehow it doesn't work that way.Sana: then take my side of the spoon.
Akito: Wait, I'll have it in a moment * Tear out the "drawer" * There's nothing in there. Does anyone have a cardboard box?
Sana: You can't stir soup with that either.
Akito: No, but then I can * point to the remains of a drawer * pack and sell this as an Ikea shelf.
Soup: * boiled over *
Naozumi: I think the soup feels neglected.
Akito: * turn off the stove *
Sana: * go to the stove * poor soup. Evil Akito didn't mean it personally. Are you ready for consumption now?
Akito: Guess it says here. Bring the water to the boil. Stir in the contents of the bag and then cook over a low heat for ten minutes. Stir it again and again. Already fits * Throw away the bag * Who would like to try it? * Take the soup pot and go to the show dining room *
Sana: Naozumi and I like to have a plate. I also have another guest who would be happy about a bowl of soup. Rei is my personal bodyguard here.
Rei: * run in, but then run out again quickly because he forgot his sunglasses *Sana: * go to Rei * Well, little one, how are you?
Rei: Very good, but I'm hungry. Where is the food?
Sana: * lead Rei to Naozumi, Hayama and the soup *
Rei: That looks delicious!
Soup: * suddenly turns bright green *
Rei: At the moment I'm actually on a strict diet that forbids me to eat carrots.
Akito: * Look surprised * but there are no carrots in there at all.
Rei: Maybe not anymore. They probably didn't survive the sauna, but usually there are carrots in the wedding soup from Maggimeist class.
Akito: Then sort them out!
Rei: How then? You can't see anything in your soup anymore.
Sana: No reason to argue. We can just open a bag of chips and toast with champagne.
Director: Nothing there Sana! We haven't forgotten that you are still a minor.
Sana: Oh crap, but that sounds a lot better than if I were to say: We're toasting children's champagne with Robbie Bubble.
Naozumi: * brave a plate full of soup and try *Sana: May I offer you an apple spritzer?
Director: That's good Sana!
Rei, Akito: Sure! As long as we don't have to eat the soup.
Naozumi: * getting blue in the face *
Sana: I would say that we can't eat the soup anyway if we're not even allowed to drink alcohol.
Naozumi: * tip off the chair *
Akito: Can someone take that away?
Director: We need someone quickly to take Naozumi away from there. What about him anyway?
Sana: There's some soup on his plate. I think he ate them!
Cameraman: * Naozumi wegtrag *
Sana: * Rei and Akito undeterred poured a glass full of apple spritzer *
Hayama: * quickly pour soup down the drain from the show kitchen but don't notice that this is ONLY A Dummy too *
Soup: * Funny flowing through the area *
Sana: Back to the topic. This was actually supposed to be a cooking talk show. Rei, how about your private life?
Rei: You know that! Nothing can be kept secret from you anyway.
Sana: But our numerous viewers are definitely interested in that.Rei: then you tell them!
Sana: Rei! I sacrificed you from the street and you are not even so grateful that you want to make sure that my cooking show has a good audience?
Rei: I have a better idea. The next time they turn it on again, I'll tell them out there in front of the screens what my private life is like.
Sana: Exactly! Turn it back on next week!
Director: Sana, you have to announce the next guest. Otherwise the timing will no longer fit.
Sana: Yes! You heard that right. We have invited even more guests. Here are Maru and Misako.
Misako and Maru: * come in *
Misako: * bow *
Maru: * fall out of the hairstyle *
Misako: Maru! Stay here!
Maru: * notice the soup *
Soup: * Still flowing through the studio *
Maru: * Lick the soup with relish *
Sana: Oh no! Mama, do you remember where you got Maru from? Is there a guarantee on it?
Maru: * is fully inflated and then flies like a balloon into the rows of the audience *Sana: it'll be right again. Don't worry mom At least it didn't turn blue. You also wanted to cook something. What kind of recipe did you bring with you?
Misako: I'll make a meringue cake.
Sana: that sounds really great, but please be careful anyway! You saw what else can happen.
Misako: Haven’t I cooked for you lovingly all your life?
Sana: Well, yes…. But…. It was more like what Hayama was trying to do.
Misako: But unlike him, I can do it!
Hayama: * indignant look *
Sana: * don't want an argument to break out *, * quickly distract * Then let's start mom, in the meantime I'll ask another guest to come to me. Tsuyoshi!
Tsuyoshi: * run in * Hello, Sana!
Sana: Hello, Tsuyoshi!
Maru: * I'm still totally bloated *
Sana: * lead Tsuyoshi into the show kitchen * Sit down! I think I can't do you a favor with the soup ...
Tsuyoshi: No, but your mum should quickly make the meringue cake ...Misako: * stir all the ingredients together * Buhuuuuu, in the past Maru used to break the eggs for the cake and stir the dough. * howl *
Sana: Mom, please. This is a live broadcast. You know that you can't cut that out….
Directed by: Let them be Sana. That increases the audience.
Soup: * kept flowing towards the audience *
Cameraman: Iiiiieehhh! Take away the soup. I have a soup phobia!
Sana: * Put on the face of a psychologist * You have to overcome your fear. You dare. Just stroke them!
Cameraman: * bend down to the soup *
Sana: Very good, now stroke her. She won't bite you!
Cameraman: * petting soup *
Soup: * color the cameraman's fingers all blue *
Cameraman: It bit me! My finger needs to be removed! I'm dying!
Sana: No, you won't die. Alone, because someone has to keep filming the show.
Hayama: * look bored *
Cameraman: I'll be brave, but only if I get a teddy bear afterwards!Sana: You can get as many teddy patches as you want!
Hayama: * go over to the show kitchen *
Misako: Sana !!! How does the oven go?
Sana: Director, how does the oven go?
Director: Not at all! It's just a dummy. If you try to turn on the stove, then….
Hayama: * turn on the show oven *
Sana: Too late!
Show kitchen: * up in flames *
Misako: My beautiful cake!
Sana: At least it's baked right now!
Fire department: * fire extinguish *
Sana: Okay, I would say: That's enough for today! See you next weeks! Then we invited fantastic guests again! And Rei will tell what his private life looks like. So: tune in again next week!
Maru: * land again and lose your breath with a hiss *
Misako: Maru! * embrace the squirrel *
HAPPY END

Hey, so this is my second FF. I dedicate it to my little sister, whom I love very much, and to everyone else who likes it. I'm happy about every pick.If I have five of them (from different people) then I'll think about a sequel with Charas from other series. I'm happy to receive suggestions as to who can cook next ... Ciao, your cherry blossom
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