05/20/05

Another Friday and what a kind ... As warm as in summer and I still have a sweater on * Heat attack *

Heard there are really people who look like Yami:

1. thin

2. big eyes

3. black and blonde hair ...

If you want to look similar to Yami, you have to take the following steps:

1. Diet! (Yami weighs around 40 kg ?!)

2. Karate and ballet lessons in order to achieve these elegant movements when drawing cards and in duels, practice proud posture

3. Buy good, expensive black eyeliner pencils, black, extremely lengthening and thickening mascara

4. Put on purple contact lenses

5. Wear cool clothes, in dark blue and black, with matching jewelry

6. Be more or less familiar with Duel Monsters, have your own deck with the black magician

7. Seldom laugh and always look serious

8. Preach of friendship, lost memories and hearts of cards

9. Gather a small fan club around you

10. Be familiar with ancient Egyptian historySuggestions for fanfics:

1. Yugi wants to bring Yami back from the realm of the dead because he keeps losing without his help

2. Kaiba wants to bring Yami back from the realm of the dead because he can no longer find a worthy opponent

3. Joey wants ... because he no longer has a best friend to support him during the duels (Yugi cannot cheer so convincingly ...)

4. Tea wants ... because she can no longer live without Yami

May 5th wants ... because she really is in love with Yami ...

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05/21/05

I had read a really funny YGO piece on the internet and am now trying to translate it. Hope you don't already know him from somewhere ...

ROLL:

King: Joey

Queen: May

The three fairies: Bakura, Tea, Serenity

The Wicked Witch: Yami Marik (YMarik)

Prince: Yami Yugi (Yami)

Princess: Kaiba

Speaker: Dark Illusionist (DI)

Fortune Teller: Duke

Kaiba: "Wait !!!!!"

DI: "What?"

Kaiba: "Why am I the princess !!!!!"

DI: "Uh ....."

Bakura: "I'm a fairy?"

DI: "We don't have enough people so you have to make a little effort ~ ....."May: "Haha, I'm queen !!!"

Joey: "Why am I with this dominant pain in the ass !!!!!" (May friends ..... sorry)

May: "What ~~~~~ What are you saying !!!!!"

DI: "Uh ....."

YMarik: "The witch ..... (evil look)"

DI: "... ... ... ... ... (shock)"

Yami: "The Prince ..... |||| bb"

DI: "... ... ... ha ... ha ... ha ... (pretends to be stupid)"

Everyone: "Hey ~~~~~ Answer us ~~~~~"

DI: "Be quiet !!!!! I am the director and I distribute the roles !! ~~~~ action ~~~~ !!!!!> <"

A long long time ago ..... there was a stupid king and a fearsome queen

(Mai, Joey: "What ~~~~~")

One day the queen gave birth to a sweet child. All the people in the city were happy and came to the palace to congratulate them ...

In addition, three fairies were invited to the palace ..... The fairies each said a blessing for the child .....

Tea: "I wish him an 'exceptionally bad character'"

May: "What did you say ~~~~ |||| bb"

Serenity: "I wish him an 'arrogant disposition'"Joey: "What !!!!!"

Bakura: "I wish him ....."

In the middle of a sentence an evil witch stormed in ~~ !!!!!

YMarik: "Hahaha ~~~~ you ar * ch * chs !!! Have such a big party and don't even invite me !!!"

Everyone: "Who wants to invite such a 'psychopath' like you !!!!!"

(DI: "Wow ..... everyone at the same time ..." YMarik: "Shut up ...")

YMarik: "I wish that it will be stabbed to death by the Millennium Staff when it is 16 years old !!!!! Hahahaha ~~~ (crazy laugh)"

(DI: "... ... Really idiotic ...")

Then he ran away again .....

When the king and queen both got very sad .....

Bakura: "Wait ..... I hadn't wished anything yet ... I wish him not to die at the age of 16 but to fall asleep ..... waiting for the arrival of the prince who will wake him up ... "

May: "Wait !!!!! A prince ?!"

Joey: "It's a boy ~~~~~ !!!!! |||| bb"

All: "What ~~~~~ O_O |||| bb"

Bakura: "Uh ..... |||| bb"

Tea: "Then you raise him like a girl ..."

Serenity: "Then let's go bye bye ~~~~~"(DI: "Really irresponsible ..." Reader: "Hey ..... You wrote the piece ...")

The three fairies had disappeared, all that remained was the dismayed royal couple and the embarrassed spectators .....

A raven flies past: "Crow ..... crow ..... crow ....."

Joey: "What now? ... ... ||| bb"

Mai: "Uh ..... Then we'll raise him as a girl ..... |||| bb"

*****

The time flew by ..... The 16th year came .....

Kaiba: "Make tea quickly !!!"

Servant A: "Yes!"

Kaiba: "Hey ~~~~ There is dust here !! Clean up quickly !!!"

Servant B: "Yes!"

Kaiba: "Hey ~~~~ Don't dawdle around !! How do you make your living !! Go faster !!!! (anger)"

Servant: "Uhh ..... T_T"

Kaiba: "What is there to cry !!! You are all so incapable!"

Servant: "Uhhh ~~~~~ (cries even louder)"

Kaiba: "Shut up !!!! (gives a hard kick)"

Servant: "Waaa ~~~~"

Joey: "Kaiba !!! How many times have I already told you !!! Don't abuse the servants !!"

Servant: "Uhhh ..... Your Highness ..... T_T"Kaiba: "Hn ... They are all too incompetent ... You stupid idiot ..."

(DI: "I think you're in a bad mood because you don't like the role that much ~" Kaiba: "You still dare to say something here?")

Joey: "What was that !!!!! (anger)"

Kaiba: "I say d-ä-m-l-i-c-h-e-r I-d-i-o-t !!!!"

Joey: "You !!! Are you tired of life !!!!! (anger)"

May: "Uh ..... okay ... today is Kaiba's birthday, please forgive him ..."

Joey: "....."

Kaiba: "Hn ..... I want to go for a walk in the forest ..."

After he said that, despite the hindrance, he ran straight into the forest .....

As Kaiba was strolling alone through the forest, he heard a strange voice calling him ... It was Marik !!!

YMarik: "Hehehe ..... sweet (?) Miss ... walking alone through the forest is dangerous ....."

(DI: "sweet lady? ... didn't even know that you had such a bad taste" YMarik: "your piece is to blame !!!!!")

Kaiba: "Who are you? What a disgusting voice ..."

YMarik: "Uh ..... I'm a passing merchant ... Are you interested in the millennium staff, sweet lady?"He spoke while pulling out the millennium staff ...

Kaiba: "I'm not interested in this weird millennium thing"

YMarik: "Take a look at him ..... sweet lady"

Kaiba: "I said no interest"

YMarik: "..... (Hmm ..... really difficult)"

Kaiba: "Bye ... pervert ..."

When Kaiba was about to leave ...

YMarik: "Take that !!!! (pulls out the millennium staff and aims at Kaiba)"

Kaiba: "What ?!"

Kaiba: "Chee !! (Grab his hand and throw him backwards)"

(DI: "Wow ..... nice backward throw" Kaiba: "Thanks for your praise")

YMarik: "Waaaaa ~~~~~"

Kaiba: "Hey ... you underestimate me a lot! (Kick one foot on Marik)"

YMarik: "@! ~ XO T_T (stabs Kaiba's foot with the mill stick)"

Kaiba: "Aaaaa !!!!! You ass !!!!! (heavy kicks)

YMarik: "Waaauuuuu ~~~~~"

Kaiba: "Hmm ... why such dizziness ..... (falls over)"

YMarik: "Hahaha !!!!! Finally it's done !!!! My curse has finally been fulfilled !!!! Hahaha !!!"(DI: "Real stupid laugh ....." YMarik: "What did you say !!!!!")

When the guards came running it was already too late. They had no choice but to bring the deeply asleep Kaiba into the castle and wait for the prince to arrive ...

So many years passed .....

A handsome prince came to this town .....

Suddenly a fortune teller stood before him

Fortune teller Duke: "Do you want to know your fate ..... my prince"

Yami: "Em ..... OK ~"

Duke: "Did you know that there is an old legend in this town?"

Yami: "Legend?"

Duke: "In the castle there is a high tower, in this tower a princess sleeps, who is waiting for the arrival of the prince ..... who wakes her with an honest kiss. But first he has to pass the test of the wicked witch ' consist....."

Yami: "Ah ..... You mean ....."

Duke: "You are the prince ... and this is your inevitable test"

Yami: "Hm ... I see ... If that's my fate then I'll give it a try"Duke: "The fee for this session is € 100,000, thank you for visiting"

(DI: "With ten zeros ~ ..... ||| bb")

Yami: "Waaaas ~~~~~ robbers ~~~"

Duke: "If you don't pay I'll call the police and you'll go to jail"

Yami: "Ugh ... what an injustice ....."

Duke: "Hihi ... what can you do about it ..."

Yami: "Hm ....."

Yami, who was extorted by Duke for 100,000 €, cannot pay his debts and had to serve Duke for a year, finally Duke let him go

He just reached the tower .....

YMarik: "Hahahahaha !!!!! You finally came !!!!!"

Yami: "Who are you?"

YMarik: "I'm the witch who put the curse on the princess !!! Hahaha !!! I won't let you wake the princess!"

Yami: "Witch? ..... Are you transvesit?"

YMarik: "No !!!!! (anger) time for a duel !!!!!"

Yami: "As you want !!!!!"

YMarik: "Come out the 'winged dragon of Ra' !!!!!"

Yami: "!!!!! D ..... ddddrache des Ra ????? (staring at the winged kite that is coming up)"YMarik: "Huh !!!!! What happened !!!! Where is my dragon ???"

(YMarik: "Dark Illusionist !!!!!" DI: "Sorry, so you don't hurt Yami Yugi ....")

Yami: "Come to me !!! 'Slifer the Sky Dragon' !!!!!"

YMarik: "Aaaaaa ~~~~~ Dark Illusionist I'll remember that ~~~~~ !!!!! (Blown away immediately ...)

So Yami Yugi easily defeated the wicked witch and immediately went up the tower

At the top he saw Kaiba lying on the bed .... He approached and saw Kaiba's beautiful sleeping face ....

There were even a few petals scattered around him .... As in a romantic picture .....

Yami: "....."

(Yami: "And then? ... there are no more texts ..." DI: "You have to kiss him awake" Yami: "Waaas ~~~~~"

Yami: "I won't do that !!!!!" DI: "You don't have to decide !!!!! Kiss it quickly !!!!! (gives a kick from above)")

A kick out of nowhere hit Yami's head and so Yami gave a 'passionate' kiss

Kaiba: "Mmmm ..... (opens his eyes and saw the oversized Yami's face in front of him)"Yami: "Exc ... Sorry !!! Not on purpose !!!"

Kaiba: "You ... you really kissed me !!!!!"

Yami: "Sorry !!!! No intention !!!!!"

Kaiba: "Ugh ~~~~~ ieee ~~~ ieee