Kagome's birthday

Konnichi-wa, I'm back again. This FF was created at a meeting between me and two friends, of whom I am the only one with the Internet (the poorest!) So I was chosen to type this FF. That means, I would like to thank both of them for everything that is good in the FF, and I hold myself responsible for everything that is bad. Or was it the other way around ...? Well, reading and writing clerks is a must, right ?!
Abunai Namida

Kagome: Welcome to my home, I'm celebrating my 16th today and I'm really happy that you came. * think * even if this mixture could be dangerous ...
Naraku: I really don't get how I could get here ...
Sessl: shut up, I'm not feeling better either! * grumble *
Koga: somehow I feel crazy ...
Inu: Shut up, nobody forced you!
Sessl, Naraku § Koga: do you mean ...
Sessl: * think * Rin can really be a pain in the ass ...
Naraku: * think * that Kagura could make such strong "arguments" ...Koga: * think * for Kagome's sake ...
Sango: Kagome, do you really think that was a good idea ...?
Kagome: They'll survive, and if not, no one cares ...
Miroku: you're right ... where are the kids anyway? I don't want Shippo to burst in all of a sudden ...
Sessl: don't worry, I told Jaken to take care of the little ones ...

~ with the children ~

Jaken: leave the crap, you little rats, you ... Sesshomaru-samaaaa, help me!
Rin: now just leave the adults alone. Besides, we'll tie you up for your own good ... * giggle *
Kohaku: that's right, otherwise you will come up with stupid ideas ...
Jaken: that ... that is ... what are you doing now?
Shippo: * looking through the keyhole * Shhh! You have just opened the first bottle of sake!
Sota: let's see! Oh ... now Kagome puts on music ...

~ among the "adults" ~

Stereo system: "Three gay garden gnomes are standing in front of my house, three ..." (to explain: the song is from the EAV, an Austrian band that are really great songs, see text ... XD)Sessl § Naraku: do they know us ...?
Inu: why do they feel addressed?
Kagome: ... don't ask ...
Miroku: somehow ... I don't want to know either ...
Sango: no comment.
Sessl § Naraku: Ooops ... we should have shut up ...
Kagome: well, drinking for no reason is bland ... how about spin the bottle and truth or dare?
All: * think * what is that? * nick * okay!
Kagome: * explained * okay, so whoever the bottle is pointing at has to ...
Sango: how about stripping?
Kagome: okay. * bottle roll *
Bottle: * turn ** turn ** turn ** stop ** on ... naraku shows! *
Naraku: oh no ... how did I deserve this?
Inu: I'd rather ask: how did we deserve it?
Naraku: * grumble *
Kagome: * play music * so let's go! * gag ** think * help ...
Naraku: * strip *
All: urgh ... disgusting ... * gag *
Kagome: okay, that's enough, please get dressed again! * think * is nauseating ...
Kagome: okay, let's continue ... this time with something less disgusting ... so whoever the bottle is pointing at has to wear things from my time, okay?All: * nick *
Bottle: * turn ** turn ** turn ** stops ** points to ... armchair! *
Chair: * drop *
Kagome: uh ... let's see ... okay, there's only one ... well, a school uniform there ... have fun!
Sessl: nooooo ...

~ a little later ~

Sessl: * inschuluniformdasteh * how did I deserve this ...
All: * sichhalbtotlach *
Inu: No wonder that the song spoke to him earlier ...
Kagome: I'm sick.
Sango: oh, you too?
Sessl: Well, just that it's clear, I didn't choose that!

~ with the children ~

Rin: poor Sesshomaru-sama ... Sota, your sister is mean.
Sota: as if I didn't know ...
Kohaku: hey, now have another drink! Well, with the bankruptcies before ... again frustration drinking, I would say.
Shippo: I have an idea!
Rin: and which would be?
Shippo: we'll make a bet on who can stand upright at the end of the party. If they carry on like this ...
Kohaku: sure! I'm betting on Sango, I don't think she'll drink to herself.
Shippo: you think so!You should have seen her filming ... she was making out with Koga.
Sota: really ?! And Kagome?
Shippo: I guess that's clear.
Sota: Right ... well, I'm still betting on her. As sensible as she always does ...
Rin: I'm betting on Sesshomaru-sama!
Jaken: and me, eh ... I'll join Rin.
Shippo: great!

~ now with the "adults" ~

Kagome: hiccup - well, weida go ... I turn the hiccup bottle ...
Inu: Un'der, to whom she - hicks - points, who ... gets pink fingers and toenails!
Everyone: yeah!
Bottle: * turn ** turn ** turn ** stops ... on the display *
Sango: noooooo! Ic - hicks - isch `aces pink! * howl *
Koga: and who paints your nails? - hicks -
Sessl: always the one who - hiccup - asks!
Koga: nööööö!
Kagome: dosh! And because she likes you so much, you get Rastas from her! Would - hiccup - namely the closest being that would have come - hiccup -!
Koga: nööööö!

~ a little later ~

Sango: * grumble ** sauersei *Koga: * grumble ** his hair pity *
All: * Sichtotlach *
Kagome: O'ay, until everyone got their turn ... as soon as the next thing comes ... uh ... spit up chewing gum.
Everyone: okay!
Bottle: * turn ** turn ** turn ** stops ** points to ... Inu *
Inu: ohhhhh .... * chewing gumhol ** kau ** spit * Waahhh!
Naraku: the - hicks - poor guy! Has chewing gum in her hair! * giggle *
Miroku: and who will cut that - hick - out?
Kagome: toss out!
Bottle: * turn ** on mirror *
Miroku: oh no ... * scherehol ** cutting * Upschi ... hehe ...
Inu: how upschi? Was hassu employed?
Miroku: uh ... * spiegelhol *
Inu: * shock war * you ... you ... Ar ~ beep ~ (Miroku has snipped away a tiny bit too much XD) * beat up miroku *
Kagome: uh ... uh - hic - I think we'll give it up ...
All: no! it wasn't your turn!
Kagome: * sigh *
Sango: I already know what you have to do ... * whisper ** whisper *
Kagome: * giggle * this is crazy! ... Isch maks! * add ** step in back *
Armchair: * kagome looks ** next to her miroku looks ** miroku beating *Kagome: but - hicks - jescht we leave the - hick - the mix!
Koga: what shall we do then?
Naraku: Drinking contests! Hehe, there - hiccup - I win more ... well? * zuinukuck *
Inu: what? * look down at yourself * Sch ~ beep ~ today's new moon! –Hicks - I've forgotten all about it ...
Naraku: * think * Inu is a person ... that means ... * scratching your head * uh ... that means ... ak, what should it be, it doesn't matter
what is required.

~ with the children ~

Kohaku: now the boys start drinking contests ... let's see who wins.
Shippo: I bet on Inu!
Sota: me too!
Rin: I bet Sesshomaru-sama!
Kohaku: I'm betting on this monk. Miroku!
All: huh?
Shippo: Well, the missions please!
Kohaku: uh ... have no use ... I'll take sango.
Shippo: I don't have one either ... I'll take ... Naraku, it's not a shame about him.
Sota: I'll take Kagome!
Rin: and I sesshomaru-sama!
Shippo: okay, let's see who wins ... okay, Naraku just surrendered ... * cough *.
Kohaku: he or she is handed over?Shippo: both. Well ... now ... okay, Rin, Sessl can't take anything either ... he's under the table and ... howls because he's lost. So Inu, Koga and Miroku are still in the game ... okay, now only Inu and Miroku ... whow, they can take a lot ... now it's a head-to-head run ... both are already completely blue ... the girls too, they opened a bottle of beer every time they fell ... * giggle * that doesn't exist! Inu just passed out ... Miroku won ... so Kohaku is now getting all of our bets ... * howl *
Kohaku: yeah! * think * with the monk it was clear that he would win!
Sota: Well, there is no such thing! * durchkeylochkuck * the girls just passed out ... who's going to put all that stuff away? If mom sees this, she'll kill us ...
Kohaku: then we'll just clean up.
Shippo: and where to?
Rin: recycle yourself?
Everyone: okay!

So, the party ends with everyone lying around somewhere completely drunk until Kagome's mother comes over and sends them all into the cold shower.Naraku fortunately forgot about the new moon, he has to come to terms with the fact that he (like almost everyone except Inu and Koga) belongs to Kohaku. Well, you shouldn't let little kids bet if a certain Jaken is the guardian ... well, I think I didn't succeed in this FF. Probably my humor has been used up by now ... I've been thinking of scenes from a drama all the time anyway. As soon as there is something right, I'll type it in ... maybe I can at least manage that ... so, please write clerks anyway, and since honestly okay? and thanks to my loyal comic writers like Saphira124, Aurinia, Ayescha, DarkJeanne, Darkdemon, Lightdragon and all future ones!
Abunai Namida