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Fanfic: Sonic and the Death Cheese
Chapter: Sonic and the death cheese
It was a wonderful day! The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Sonic made his daily tour.
"Haaaaa ... What a beautiful day!" enthused Sonic.
“Nice enough to really rock out!” Sonic touched his Medalion and he started to play the guitar. But suddenly it was said: unidentified flight object at 8 o'clock!
"Hm? What is that?" Sonic wondered, but suddenly he was bombed with athomb bombs.
"Woa! Egg! What the ...?! Waaaaa!" suddenly he was thrown away with an explusion that also damaged his stereo.
"Wa! My stereo! How can you ?? My amplifier! No !!! Boo ..."
Elsewhere at Eggman ...
"When this stupid hedgehog is dead, I can finally conquer the world!" Eggman dreamed as he watched the spectacle from one of his screens. But suddenly his guilty conscience reported.
"Isn't that mean?" it asked.
"Whaaaas ??? Who dares to just chat me from the side ?!The largest scientific area in the world ?? Just wait! I'll destroy everyone who gets in my way, with my ... "suddenly his cell phone rang.
"Huh? Who dares to interrupt me? Hello? Oh, huh ... hi, Mum ... Yeah, I'm fine. Uh, yes. No, I'll continue to be a wicked super genius. And that forever. No. No! I won't !! Stupid mother !!! Yes, ok. Yes, yes, love you. Bye !! " he hung up.
"So where was I? Oh yeah! I'll destroy everyone who gets in my way with my new weapon of mass destruction: Death's Cheese! Hahaha !!"
Back at Sonic ...
Sonic had hidden behind a bush so that he wouldn't get anything. But his stereo system was now on fire.
"Wow ... that was pretty close ... But ... my stereo system! Fuck you, Robotnik! You will pay for that !! I'll run to your secret base again, and then I'll ..." suddenly rang the bell also Sonic's cell phone.
"Hm? Hello? What? No!I don't want to order oversized bags! What? No! Where did you get my number from? Go away! "Sonic hung up.
"Here we go!" and with that he ran.
And so...
When Sonic had walked a long way, he stopped and asked himself:
"Wow, I wonder when I'll finally ... WOW! What's that ??" Sonic took a closer look.
"It's a huge cheese ..? -.- Hm? Is that a dream? But it looks too real for that. So big ... So soft ... so tasty ... mmmmm ... Like one that has grown too big Cheese, mmm ... "suddenly his cell phone rang again.
"Oh, can't that stop? Hello? Tails? Oh, hi! Yeah, how are you? Yeah, I'm fine. I found it too. Listen, there's something you should check out. Mh-hm. Mh-hm. Mh-hm. Ok. So there is a huge cheese in the air and ... What? No, I didn't drink too much! What? No, I didn't hit my head! Listen to Tails, a cheese, huge big huge cheese! I can see it with my own eyes!Hello? Tails? It's totally uncool if you let me down now. Ooooohh! When I'm done with him, he eats from the sippy cup! But first, the cheese ... "Sonic was about to grab the cheese when a strange liquid shot out of one of its holes, which tied his hand and ankles to the next tree.
"Woo! I ... can't ... move ... I can't ... get to the power ring ..." suddenly a creepy laugh could be heard.
"Hahahaha ... I see you've already got to know my cheese!" said the voice, and then Sonic recognized it: It was Dr. Eggman!
"No! I found the cheese before you!" said Sonic.
"Well, if only the cheese were real ... But it will soon subjugate the whole world! And everyone will say: Cheese!"
"Oh ... you are crazy! You can't mistreat a cheese !!!" In his outburst of anger, Sonic became the invulnerable Super Sonic with the Chaos Control. With that he automatically stretched his bonds and shouted:"Super Sonic transformation! No cheese stands in my way now! Hahaha!"
"Yes but ... Oh, it doesn't matter! Go on cheese! suddenly machine guns would extend out of the holes in the cheese and fire at Sonic. of course Sonic was way too fast.
"Hahehe! You can't get me! Nya!" This chase game was played until the ammunition ran out.
"Wah! Come on cheese! Suck it up!" called Eggman.
"He should do WHAT ???" Suddenly a rubber ball would be shot at Sonic and he was being pulled into it.
“Woa!” The rubber ball flew back into one of the holes in the cheese.
"So, Hedgehog! Now I just have to wait until I can't breathe anymore! And then ..." Eggman's cell phone rang suddenly.
"Hello? Steve? How long has it been? Yes, I think so too. Yes. No, I have nothing to do right now. Yes. Oh, that's horrible of course, but if you ask me ..."
Back at Sonic ...
"I'm coming from ... this cheese ... out ..." Sonic talked to himself while he tried desperately to free himself from the rubber ball.When it seemed almost futile to go on, Sonic the Chaos Control turned in! He tried it out immediately. When he was outside again he said:
"Aha! So! And now I'm going to destroy this cheese and if it's not too damaged, it will end up in my stomach!" Eggman noticed that Sonic had broken out and now he finally used his last weapon:
"Very well! Then I will now use this last resort! Activate the self-destruct countdown !!" suddenly the cheese began to glow and from inside you could hear someone counting down the countdown. Sonic thought it was completely stupid.
"Ts ... Whatever comes up ... As if a cheese were destroying itself ..." the cowntdown counter had now reached 2. "... could ... ?? He's serious!" And before the cheese could explode, Sonic shouted:
"NNNNNEEEEEIIIIINNNNN !!!!!"
And found himself in his bed. He was breathing hard and trying to remember.
"Phew ... That was close ... Did I ... dream?What a wacky dream was that? Death's cheese ...? "Suddenly the door opened and Tails entered.
"Hey Sonic." he greeted him.
"Hi Tails. ... What is that?"
"this is my specialty! I think you will love it! it's cheese sandwitches!"
"No! No !! Noooo! Get away from me !!! Waaaaah !!!! Waaaaah !!!!!"