Sleeping Beauty
by Mafija

Disclaimer: This is - not mine !!
But - Joanne K. Rowling his !! (also the spelling and grammatical errors !!)

[b]Mafija Enterprises presents

[i]"Sleeping Beauty"
alias
"A little correction"[i]

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Times ago there was a James and a Lilli who howled everybody's ears with how much they would like to have a little annoying dwarf. But she never got one in the mail order business.
Then it happened, when Lilli was sitting naked in an empty tub[1], that a rat came to her with half an ear and, after the hysterical screeching had subsided, announced that she would soon have her hide . But before that she must please commit adultery with a certain Sirius * look at the list *.
As the rat said, it happened, and Lilli gave birth to a young. It was so sweet that James, who knew nothing of his wife's adultery, made a big party for joy.He invited not only his relatives, friends, and adulteresses, but also certain women, so that they might be gracious to the child.[2]
There were thirteen of them in his phone book, but because he only had twelve condoms, one of them had to stay at home.
The festival was celebrated with all splendor, and when it was over, certain women presented the child with their miraculous gifts: virtue, beauty, wealth, etc. etc. When eleven had done their sayings, suddenly[3]the thirteenth entered. She wanted revenge for not being invited, and without greeting or just looking at anyone, she ripe in a loud voice: "There, Harry P.[4]should be one of YOU * höhöhö *, Yo !!!" And without She left the hall more words, but came back: "Oh yes, at the age of fifteen the freak is supposed to stab himself on a spindle and fall over dead! As a reminder, he receives a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead, yo !! "After that show, the withered beanstalk disappeared and was never seen again.[5]Everyone was shocked and tried, when the twelfth certain woman just said something like: "10 days sleep, nothing death, prince smooches, son becomes homo. End!", To put her underpants halfway dry again.
The parents of the[6]cursed could not bear the certainty of a son from the "other bank" and committed hara-kiri, but not without first removing all spindles within a radius of 1000 km.
The little one then came to a foster family. She couldn't stand her lovely sight with the emerald green eyes and the pitch black hair, so at the age of eleven they gave her to a castle (which turned out to be a magical boarding school). The beauty lived there until her 15th birthday.
On that day, all of the students except her were on vacation and only a few teachers were still present. So the 15th year old thing set out on a voyage of discovery across the castle. It found its fortune-telling teacher on a high tower, she sat there in a little room with a spindle and busily spun her flax."Good day, you old quail," said the girl.
"What are you doing there? ""
"I'm crazy", said the teacher and laughed crazy * hey * hey.
What kind of thing is that jumping around so merrily? "said the beauty, took the spindle and wanted to spin too * höhöhö *. But no sooner had she touched the spindle than the magic spell came true, and she stabbed her finger in the process.
At the moment when she felt the sting, however, she fell down on the hard cot, which so quite by chance stood behind her, and lay in a deep sleep. And this sleep spread over the whole castle. Everyone fell asleep: house-elves, wind, fire, trees, grass, the rest of the residents, etc. etc. But around the castle a hedge of thorns began to grow, which grew taller every hour and finally the whole castle moved and grew beyond that nothing was to be seen anymore. Six meals went by, breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, coffee, dinner and midnight snack, and this news and the old story, which began approx.Fifteen years ago had dragged through the cocoa long and wide from the media.
After about exactly 10 days[7]a brave handsome boy with blond hair and eyes like two oceans came to the thorn hedge, he had returned earlier from his vacation because he had left his wallets in the castle. The hedge immediately opened a corridor for him, at the edge of which curious reporters hovered on the thorns high above the ground[8], thus adding a negative element to the attractiveness of this path. This passage led him directly into the tower room in which a sleeping beauty lay.
Blinded by the huge disco ball, the blonde slipped, landed on the belly left on the sleeping body and sealed the girl's lips with his own. Immediately the young man got up only to see how the girl turned into a real hunk with a loud * pop *. He started right away, moaned and loudly asked for a pain reliever: "A village for an aspirin!A city for an antidepressant! A kingdom for the strongest pain reliever in the world !! Two kingdoms for a joint! "

And if they haven't died, one of them is still moaning today and the other is still looking for his credit!
Oh, the rest woke up too.
The hedge has disappeared.
But the reporters were "easily" demolished !!

[b]END[b]

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You read from:
Lilli + James (compulsively adulterous)
Harry P. (no comment)
Rat
Sirius (adulterer)
12 certain women (think for yourself what they are)
1 certain disturbed woman (inferiority complex)
Foster family (even bigger inferiority complex than those up there)
Fortune telling teacher (she's crazy !!)
Blondi (stop Blondi !!)
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[1]Don't ask what she's doing, I don't know myself !!
[2]Yes, I am quoting from my fairy tale book but since not a single cent could see me for this !! Oh yes, Brothers Grimm: turn nice, ge !!
[3]uhhhhh, what a surprise[4]Please German pronunciation, so[´harri.pe]
[5]joke
[6]the who the * clap clap *
who how what
[7]Why was that so logical
[8]I'm just hanging around !!

It thanks you
Mafia
For
Your attention!!
She is asking for
Feedback of any kind !!
Goodbye!!