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Fanfic: Vegetas Tagebuch

Chapter: Vegeta's diary

First I want to tell you how I got this story .....

Author: ,, Wow ... It's really tidy here! I wouldn't have thought! "
The author was rummaging through Vegeta's room because she had no ideas for a new story and was looking for something specific ...
Author: "There it is!"
She was holding a book with the headline "Vegeta's Diary".
Author: "Let's see what's in there ...."
Suddenly the door slammed open and a voice could be heard.
Voice: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STUPID PLANT COW IN MY ROOM AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MY DIARY IN YOUR HAND ?????"
Author: ,, Oh .. Hi Veggi! NA everything OK with you?"
Vegeta: ,, WWWWWAAAAASSSSS?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME VEGGI ????? "
Author: ,, Quiet Veggi! I didn't have any new ideas for a story and I thought to myself, I'll write something from the prince's life. "
Vegeta: "Krepier !!!!"
He was about to fire an AI ball at the author when she threw a Hoi-Poi capsule on the floor and Goku was standing in front of them.[doesn't ask me how I squeezed him in there]
Vegeta: ,, Kakarott, what are you doing here ??? "
Goku: "The author said that you wanted to kill her and asked me if I could not help her and then immediately put myself in this capsule."
Vegeta: ,, I want to and will wipe out this swamp cow! And won't stop me! "
Goku: ,, Then on to the fight !! "
She sparked a fight between Veggi and Goku. I lay down on the bed and began to read Vegeta's diary .....

So much for the preface. Of course I also found a nice story. Read for yourself what Veggi[I like to call him that * ggg *]experienced everything on this terrible day ...

Hello dear diary,
today is the worst day of my pathetic life. The morning got off to a good start. I woke up and looked next to me to see if the woman was still sleeping. Thank Dende she still did. When she's asleep, she's still bearable, but as soon as she's awake and has one of her daily tantrums, it's better to run away.It has an organ that even brings the dead back to life. And I can endure something like that every day. Isn't that terrible? Anyway, further in the text. First in the bathroom, then have breakfast and then train in the GR. The first shock came in the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror to admire my beauty, my heart almost stopped when I looked into my otherwise beautiful face. Suddenly I had a black mustache painted on, glasses painted on, black dots all over my face and a paddling cow on my forehead[I love this word]. Who do you think it was? That was sure that little dung toad Trunks! The woman thinks it is my son, but I doubt that very much! No matter! I tracked his aura and found him in his room. I went in. This little gnome was sitting on his bed and started laughing when he saw me. My mistake was that I was screaming loudly when I walked up to him to spank him.That, of course, woke the woman up. Next time remind me to just shut up if I secretly want to give Trunks another rub, okay? In any case, she stormed into Trunks room and started screaming. However, she suddenly fell silent when she looked into my face. Now she started laughing out loud. No matter! First kill the child and then shut the woman's mouth. When she saw how I was walking dangerously close to the kid again, she stopped laughing and started screaming again. She threatened to scrap the GR for me if I should give Trunks a headache. She knows how to get me Why does my GR have to suffer from it again and again? This time it was the child's fault and not me! That's not fair! No matter! At some point I'll catch the brat alone and then I'll finish him off. I walked past the screaming woman and back to the bathroom, where I first washed the smear off my face. When I had finished showering and dressed, I went down to the kitchen to have breakfast.Trunks and Bulma couldn't help but grin, of course. Anyway ... my revenge will come. You can rely on it! First eat! After I finished breakfast I wanted to go to work out, but the woman held me back. She wanted to go shopping with me. What is she actually imagining? I am a prince and not a packhorse who carries all of your things! But since she threatened me with the GR again, I reluctantly had to go with them. Great! To make matters worse, we had to take the glider because these earthworms would be frightened if I were to fly in the air. And why don't they make such a fuss at Superman? Do you understand people !? Did I mention that I hate gliders even more than Kakarott? Thanks to Dende, we don't live that far away from the city and so I was back on solid ground after a short time. We had been on the road for 3 hours now. It was a miracle that I could still feel my feet.The worst part was that I was so packed that you could only see annoyed and stingy eyes and a few strands of black hair. How can women endure that ??? Walking around for so long and then going to every store they see. As Bulma[he calls her by name ????? ]then held a pink boxer short with a heart in front of my nose, I actually wanted to yell at them and blow up the shop, but I didn't have the strength left to do so. This "SMALL shopping trip", as she called it so beautifully, had pulled my nerves and strength and to top it all I was also hungry that if she would not put this part back immediately, I would kill everything that comes in my way. Fortunately, the woman is not that stupid and put it back again. I felt an aura the whole time that I knew occurs, but I didn't know who it was from.But when I felt a hand on my shoulder and a voice that said, "Well Vegeta old house, how are you? "I knew immediately that it could only be this voracious, hollow nut Kakarott. How did I deserve it ??? When I saw that he was just as laden as I was, I could only conclude that his house dragon was here also has to be somewhere. She is just as bad as my wife. And then I saw her too. She was standing right next to my wife and was talking to her. What is worse than going shopping with a woman? 2 women on a shopping spree and that still this subclass rivet. Someone up there doesn't like me! After 3 more agonizing never-ending hours and the stupid babble from Kakarott, we finally got to the glider. I think I've never been so happy to have seen a glider. I threw everything I put what I had in my hands in the glider and made myself comfortable in the passenger seat and just waited for the woman who was still talking to Kakarott's house kite.But what could I hear there ?? That stupid swamp cow had actually invited Kakarott's family to dinner tonight. Wasn't it enough that we went shopping with them? Did they have to eat the hair off our heads now too? But before I could object to it, we were on our way home.
Fortunately, the trip didn't take too long. I got out of the glider and was about to go into the house when the woman held me back. Of course she wanted me to have the bags etc. carry into the house. Take it easy, Vegeta! You can do that too. I threw the things in some corner of the house and shortly afterwards I was wearing my combat suit. Actually, I was way too exhausted to train, but who says I should overexert myself? In a slightly better mood, I approached the GR. When I opened the door I almost fell dead. The walls were smeared with handprints and some other unidentifiable scribble and there were toys everywhere.Does my GR look like a playroom ??? Now my supposed "son" had overstepped the curve. I stormed into the house and then into the child's room, where I could find his aura. Since I couldn't think of opening the door with the handle, I just kicked it in . My eyebrows were already twitching dangerously when I saw the turquoise something[he means Bulma]putting the newly bought clothes on the 4-year-olds. Take it easy, Vegeta! Don't get upset! Think about your heart! Now both eyebrows began to twitch and that Wein asked me in an angry voice what was going on. I thought for a moment. If I yelled at him again and then thrashed him, I'd have the woman on my neck again, just like this morning. So now what? Let the woman take care of it. So I told her what the little bastard had done. She ordered him to fix it all. It took him 2 hours to finish. I was really nervous , I was happy but then finally to come to the GR.I had set gravity to 300 G and was just about to strike out for the first stroke when gravity suddenly dropped to 0 again. Was the part broken again? As far as I could see, everything was fine. Somebody outside must have turned off the G. Furious, I went to the door and opened it. I was just about to roar when the woman said I should change because the Son's are coming in 30 minutes. That was the height. I couldn't even train now. But I knew that being upset wouldn't do any good, because she would have threatened me with the GR again anyway if I had refused. So I went into the house, took a shower, and then wanted to change. The woman had laid out clothes for me. The muscle shirt and training pants were OK. But the boxer shorts ??? She knows very well that I only wear thongs. The things are completely comfortable. I then put on my red thong and the rest of the things. Kakarott + attachment was already there!Great!! Visibly annoyed, I trotted into the garden. When I got there, I arched up laughing. Kakarott that idiot had tried to grill and set all the food on fire. That his whole face was black, put the crown on it all. What a moron! Then Bulma[he said it again! ]Pizzas ordered from the pizza service. After dinner I wanted to go to sleep. The day was already stressful enough and so it[the day]came to an end sooner. But Kakarott, this professional griller had to challenge me to a fight, of course. Since it is beneath my dignity to refuse a challenge, I accepted. Unfortunately I lost the fight. But that was just because I was so exhausted from the day and didn't have time to train.[whoever thinks! ]It was already midnight and those rivets finally flew home. Thank you! I couldn't have endured it any longer. I'll hunt down trunks
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