Translation
Fanfic: Vegetas Tagebuch
tomorrow! Today I'm too broken.Now I was in bed and was looking forward to the woman. A little fun after this horrific day would do me good.[You know how that is meant! ]When I was about to turn around to kiss her, this moorhen was already asleep. But that's a bummer too. I could now forget that too. But it doesn't matter! Then I sleep now and try to forget this day. In the middle of the night this little toad, which unfortunately was my alleged son, had to come to our bedroom and sleep in bed with us because he was afraid of something. That can't be my son! A Saiyan is not afraid of anything! I wanted to protest, of course, but by then he was already in bed with us. Great! Now this broken dwarf was lying next to me and snored one in front of me. Fortunately, I fell asleep soon after. When I woke up again, I saw, like every morning, whether the woman was still asleep. Suddenly I felt something clutch my arm. Did this little bastard hold my arm for his teddy bear or what was going on?Then I noticed that my arm and the place where Trunks had been, was wet! Had this little shit really pissed off and pissed me off too? That was too much. I am a good-natured father[????? ], but that was too much !! ,, TTTTTRRRRRUUUUUNNNNNKKKKKSSSSS !!!!! "
I screamed. The addressed woke up. He looked sleepily into my angry face and immediately noticed what had happened to him. Immediately he ran away. Didn't I tell you not to shout when I wanted to break up trunks? Of course the woman was awake then too.
That's it, dear diary. I don't have time to continue writing because I want to catch this little monster[Trunks]and level it to the ground and somehow I have to get rid of the other screaming monster[Bulma]that is running after me!
VEGETA
END
Here comes a little epilogue .....
Vegeta and Goku had ended their fight. Vegeta was on the floor. He had lost the fight ..Author: ,, Finished Goku? Can we go then? "
Goku: “Sure! Do I have to go back into the capsule? "
Author: "What did you think?"
Goku: "And why?"
Author: “None of your business! Come on now! "
Goku: "OK"
Goku disappeared back into the capsule. The author approached Vegeta ..
Author: ,, Na Veggi-Schatzi! Are you all right? Your diary is really very interesting! Maybe I'll come and read it again when I run out of ideas! "
Vegeta: "Then I'll hide it!"
Author: "As long as I get comments, I will have the power to find your diary."
Vegeta: "Bitch!"
Author: “If you don't want me to come back, then you have to promise me that you will always be nice to Bulma and Trunks, otherwise I'll publish the story about what your feelings are for Bulma and send a copy to everyone in the Z group ! Oh yeah one more thing. I see and hear everything! "
Vegeta: ,, OK! You won! "(Paddling cow! I will definitely not keep my promise!)Author: "Did I mention that I can read minds?"
The author disappeared with a hell of a laugh and has not reappeared until now. But who knows.....
Whether I show up at Vegeta's again depends entirely on you!
See you
BabyG