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Fanfic: Die Weihnachtsgeschichte^^
Chapter: Grandma's wool panties
Scrooge was lying in his bed and suddenly a fat, ugly, grim old grandma was standing in front of him. She held out her rigid, cold hand to take him with her into the future.
Geist: Come on, I don't have forever!
Scrooge: Oh, so I'm dealing with the spirit of Christmas to come? Thank you for taking your time for me.
Geist: Don't talk to me young, you don't think I'm here of my own free will. I have other things to do. My woolen panties are still waiting for me up there. I want to get it over with now.
And Scrooge was flung through and was now with the ghost in a market place.
A man and a woman stood there and talked.
Woman: ..... he handed in the spoon last night.
Man: The funeral will be super cheap, no one comes because of the old sack.
Woman: Maybe we should go.
Man: If I go there, then I want to have something really good between my teeth.Woman: You are right. If we're that nice, then we should be rewarded too.
Two poor women stood a little further on.
Woman1: We’re finally rid of the old miser.
Woman2: Yes, but it was about time.
The place changed again. this time Scrooge ended up in a pawnshop where he saw maids who looked a little familiar to him.
Cleaning lady: I let go of a few things from the dead miser, he doesn't have any heirs anyway. I took off the corpse's clothes, let go of his super mobile phone and the plasma screen, what do I get for it?
Cook: And I took the deathbed sheets and his laptop with me, we'll be clearing the safe tomorrow, too.
Scrooge: Oh, the dead man was probably not very popular, I don't want to be in his skin.
Geist: You touch your own nose!
After this conversation Scrooge was taken to a death bed.
Scrooge: Is that the poor pig?
Geist: If you really want to know, then have a look and 'don't do it here, I don't have forever.It's bad enough that I have to play the guide here.
Scrooge: Eh, I'm not looking at someone like that, the sight of your feet is bad enough!
And again the world changed, this time it turned into a cemetery where Scrooge read the inscriptions on the tombstones.
Scrooge: Miezi, Bello, Waldi, Muschi ..... an animal cemetery, what are we doing here?
Geist: yes, then open your eyes!
Suddenly Scrooge saw an ugly wooden cross in the last corner.
Scrooge: Ebenezer
Was it really me that all the people were talking about and at whose deathbed we were?
Scrooge began to cry and sagged.
Scrooge: Oh please, Spirit, I'll do everything I can to avoid ending up like this.
Geist: Yes, then start washing your feet first!
And then Scrooge was back home in his bed, totally exhausted.