This is a collaboration between me (heiroka1) and edogabond !!!! ^^ That's why I dedicate the poem to edogabond ^^

Ok, now to the poem and the history. The most important thing: We live in Bavaria !!!!! That is why the poem is also written in Bavarian. So if someone does not understand any of the words, please contact me, I can explain them ^^

We always wrote the poem in school (mostly in class) and it took a long time to finish it ^^ ...

We tried to make it as funny as possible, what kind of problems you can have at Christmas ^^

So now let's start with the poem:

The air is so clear

The mountains are so close

The deer jump around in the woof

I must sing to you, it's very Christmas!

But this is now the wrong poem

I don't really want to write

Now you're already at it

yes my!

The danabam is still in the woof

A policeman on the street says: "Yes, hoit !!!

What are you doing?The Mo says: "I cut the danabam o!"

"Why do you need Danabam?"

"So that I have a nice party!"

That's how Mo grins

him o.

"What are you grinning like that now?"

"I'm happy hoit!

So I cut it cheerfully now

on my Danabam! "

But then the policeman quickly runs away

because the Bam just missed him.

"Are you still very tight?"

"Well, I don't think so!"

The policeman gets weak knees

and drives faster than ever

in his beautiful Caprio

simply away.

I was scared of what's going on now

if Christmas am never stands there.

He'll neitrogn into the house

so leave the stupid frogs!

Then it will be beautifully decorated

and the children are happy like crazy

but the Bam falls over on amoi

that's really stupid now!

What do you do now?

A rush begins

And amoi, oh you shit

the candles are burning hot!

A fat fire on the floor

we are not sure about that!

The whole living room is boid rubble and ashes

and there is only one bottle left

There is heating oil in itI think I'm crazy!

If then ois brenna duat

remains only to delete the gluate.

The Mo quickly fetches a water

It's getting more and more blatant!

Because the water was gasoline

and the house is gone!

The children ran outside beforehand

and therefore san`s a ned burned.

Now hams koa house and koan bam

mei, now it's poor!

The woman is almost going crazy

but Mo is a construction worker, luckily!

The children are screaming so much

the house burns more and more!

Out of the house

sparks fly out

there it goes, oh horror

out into the woof.

There is rustling in the Bam

I couldn't do it glam

there sits an owl

with a big bump!

Droffen from `ram Stoa

that was ned kloa!

The Bua hod after their throw

he couldn`t know.

The owl complained

but the Bua hod turns his back on her.

Then zruckglaffen to the house

but the poem is not over for a long time!

Then just celebrate in the Woid

there is ned koid at all

Celebrate at the party

but that's Bavaria!

The children are baking giftsafterwards there is a festive feast.

Do you know what the holiday feast is for?

That's the owl, sure!

And then watch it on Mon

the cut just at Danabam o.

Now you know how it goes on,

when the danabam no longer stands !!!!!

Yes, that's it again! I hope the poem has been understood and I also hope that something like this doesn't happen to you at home ^^

If you didn't understand something, here is a small (!) List:

The most important thing: Danabam = Christmas tree (you have probably noticed that ^^)

I = I.

Woid = forest

Celebration = fire

Mo = man

never = no more

koa = no

koan = none

Bua = boy / boy (or what you can say about it ^^)

no = still

Yes, I think those were the words ... I rewrote the poem a bit so that everyone can roughly understand it.

I look forward to comments and readers ^^

CYa heiro ^^